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Happy Mardi Gras to you Bill! And everyone else. I spent a couple nights in jail in New Orleans during Mardi Gras (long story), but got out on Fat Tuesday. It was kind of fun, to be honest. At the time I romantisized things like getting thrown in jail as signs of an authentic, original life.

Fuzzy, I am giving up moderation for Lent.

Sunny day. All the snow is finally beginning to melt. The mountains are gorgous, dusted in snow, glinting in the sunlight.

Actually going to a writing critique group tonight. I have always avoided them in the past. Being dragged, kicking and screaming, into networking with other writers.

The usual please. Hope everyone has an excellent Fat Tuesday!
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Yay! Thank you Ms. Whipp, for reviving masterobot!!!


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That is an odd keyboard. And very large. I was assuming it is designed for ease of typing, but it still has the A key right next to the Caps Lock, a design flaw which trips me up daily on my old school qwerty keyboard. So back to the drawing board.
Isn't It Romantic. It was funny, and good at taking down old rom-com tropes.
A bottle of your finest NyQuil for Gill, please. None of that original flavor crap. Grape and only grape! I need to thank her for catchiing the multiple typos/mispellings in my latest horror tale on rhymes-with-gnu.

Laura, you have got a seriously hot avatar going there. Your love of pearls is pointed straight in the direction of one of my many fetishes. I'd change my own avatar to something pearl-oriented, but I don't think anyone wants to see me in pearls. I could be wrong. But I don't think so.

Gamera in pearls, maybe.

The aforementioned horror story for which Gill is owed a Grape NyQuil:
https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/horror/-lost-and-found-.aspx
Yes. The very first time I got laid the woman (she was older) fingered my ass. So that me sort of a fan. smile
More octopus factoids (all gleaned from my obsession last year):

Boy octopuses (NOT OCTOPI!!!) mate by sticking an arm inside the girl octopus, and sorta hands her the sperm. SOMETIMES SHE TAKES THE WHOLE ARM!!!

*cringing*
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ya bunch of pansies?


I love the word moist. smile
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I AM disappointed there are so many shit threads in the first few pages of this forum that aren’t word games.


Made me laugh. Hey, Trinx!

I am tired but content.
Every time I see her username it makes me wish I spoke French. smile
I can already imaagine the outpouring of love and thanks you wil get from everyone here, Chris. You have been so helpful and such a positive voice for so many of the writers here. You have a generous, life-affirming spirit, and it shines. Enjoy your day.



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Greetings, y'all. It's Monday. Sorry about that.

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So we can blame you for it being Monday again? It's like it happens almost once a week. Crazy.

Got a TON of snow this weekend. Started out romantic, with everything all cozy and sexy and pretty. Gradually morphed into mildly annoying Sunday, when I had to drive in it for much of the day running errands. And school is canceled today, meaning I have two teenagers underfoot while I am trying to work. Grrr.

Tonya, I am headed over to the Chris birthday link now. What an extremely nice guy.

Some Bertha droppings, please Bill.
Oh SNAP! Rowdy place on such a peaceful Sunday morning.

Two mugs of köffee, please, barkeep.

Putting a little Bobby Zimmerman on the jukebox.

Layla says hi. smile

People carry roses /
And make promises by the hours /
My love laughs like the flowers /
Valentines can't buy her.

Layla's back home. All is well in the world again.

Read Annie's story this morning. A hot and elegant read, and does not go in the direction you expect it to. Lotsa good entries in this comp.

I sent a horror story out to a fairly big publication yesterday. Woke up this morning to find the rejection email. At least they are efficient. smile

Thanks for the set-up, Curves. The usual please.

New Shard on Amazon!


My daughter talking on the phone to her boyfriend. I've liked some of her boyfriends. This one is a toad.
I don't think you can really separate the two; mind is body and body is mind. The emotional and the physical are two sides of the same coin. If it's serious, they're the same damn thing.
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Gleimous is a good word, sounding not unlike what it means: "slimy or full of phlegm"



Your word is better than mine, so I'll just use yours.

Gleet is a similar word, but several orders of magnitude more gross.
I will have a coffee as you sip your tea. Maybe we can have that intelligent conversation we discussed on another thread. smile
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I haven't been on Lush in about a year. Wondering if anyone will notice my reappearance lol


I know many of this did. Write a new story, get back on everyone's radar!

My random fact: octopusses have a brain (of sorts) in every arm.

Bonus fact: the plural of octopus is not octopi. Octopusses, or octopods, is correct.
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! Layla flies in late tonight! We will have the weekend together! Yay!

Thank you to everybody here--you know who you are--who helped keep me sane for the last week and a half. I've been going a bit nutty. Got a lot of writing done.

I got the newest Office 365 install for walk. Yuk. I will spend all day having to calm down Microsoft from trying to worm its way in as a default for everything.

Not much else going on. New book drops tomorrow, but that has become a pretty automated process.

Thanks for the set-up and the donuts, Tonya! My prediciton is the Marlins wil have a tough year. The Mets will be better than last year, but that's not saying much. Neither will end up in the play-offs, I fear.

Köffee please. Good luck to the comp entrants!
A Rob Roy. And a song on the jukebox, so we can dance.
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FYI... my cutlery is from IKEA but Verbs got fucking SILVERWARE from Walmart for $0.88! I don’t know how many place settings he has, but regardless, he’s one helluva shopper. Great deal hunting, Dude.


I think the technical term is flatware, and it's basically stamped metal. Parts of that story on rhymes-with-gnu are true, and I make the kids buy silverware if it starts mysteriously disappearing. They choose the cheapest thing they can find. Works for me.

Thankfully that behavior is on the wane.

BEER!
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An mmmmfffffmmmmff encounter


I'm a little curious how Hannah fits 15 people into her apartment.