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7 Aug 2018

Quote by curvygalore

I just Googled Anansi Boys as I hadn't heard of it. But I love Neil Gaiman's books, so I must check it out! Thanks for the recommendation.

The thought of 6 *gulp* Black Widow spiders in your home is a bit scary. Eeeek!

And if you don't tell Sprite, I won't tell Layla. Deal.

They weren't actually IN the house, they were in the window wells, so effectively sealed off from us.

I promise: not a word to sprite. Try to get Gav to have the server replace the word "spider" with "kitties" whenever it goes out to her IP address.

7 Aug 2018

How about morning coffee and bong rips?

7 Aug 2018

Quote by sprite

Again, free speech crushed under the facist (though fashionably thigh-high) jackboots of the mods.

7 Aug 2018

Quote by curvygalore
Ta ever so, Rumps!

*whispers* V, I actually like spiders, so that list is amazing! Just don't tell Sprite, or she'll be cross!

I like spiders too! Ever read Anansi Boys?

Not making this up: when we first moved in, I killed 6 Black Widow spiders in the window wells of our house. They are the only spiders I kill, the others I let be.

Again: shhh, don't tell Layla!

7 Aug 2018

Quote by sprite

spiders come out and night and try to eat you...

List of spiders common in my area (shh, don't tell Layla):

Funnel weaver spiders (Agelenidae) .
Jumping spiders (Salticidae)
Dysdera crocata (Wood Louse Hunter)
Ground spiders (Gnaphosidae)
Cobweb spiders/House spiders (Theridiidae)
Cellar spiders (Pholcidae)
Yellow sac spiders (Miturgidae)
Wolf spiders (Lycosidae)
Araneus spiders (Araneidae)
Banded Garden spider (Araneidae)
Tarantulas (Theraphosidae)
Black Widow spiders (Latrodectus hesperus)
Brown Recluse spiders (Loxoceles reclusa)

Note: I once went hiking in an area during its TARANTULA MIGRATION SEASON*!!! Saw maybe a dozen of them. Truly beautiful creatures.

*The females stay put while the males wander around trying to get laid. Much like life.

7 Aug 2018

Köffee as well. Lots. I did not sleep well.

7 Aug 2018

Quote by sprite

i heard my name...

hi guys! went camping the smart way this weekend. when it got dark, we went home and slept in our own bed.

i'll have a Hannah please.

Umm... still haven't done anything with any of the 6 stories i have half written. thought about it and then decided that my time would be better spent working on music instead which involves writing lyrics, so at least i feel i'm getting some writing

When it gets dark is when it gets fun! Build a fire, look for constellations, make up your own, try to find satellites and shooting stars, tell scary stories, yadayadayada.

Glad you are writing. I am not, I just don't have the time. I am having fun though. smile

smile

Burrbin please.

7 Aug 2018

Quote by PrincessC

You’re supposed to learn your lesson the first time you know.

I was young and stupid.

6 Aug 2018

Quote by Gillianleeeza
My favorite adaption of a Stephen King work is Shawshank Redemption. It may be my favorite of any story turned into a movie.

They are making a new movie adaptation of Pet Semetary. The original came across to me as weirdly campy at times. It will be interesting to see how it turns out.

The Mist was not bad but the ending ruined it for me.

There are a lot of his or misses with movie and television series based on King's work.

Does anyone have a favorite or least favorite?

I HATED the ending of The Mist. Good novella though.

Didn't like the first It, but I liked the second one a lot.

I think my fave Stephen King based movie is Carrie. Loved The Shining, but I thought Jack Nicholson was way over the top. An actor friend of mine said the problem with the performance was that we are supposed to wath him go crazy, but he starts out crazy. I think that is well put.

Loved Shawshank, and I loved Stand By Me.

6 Aug 2018

Quote by Sweet_Reese
Avatars that make me dizzy.....

I get that a lot. smile

smile

6 Aug 2018

I have been in jail 3 times.

I can play the Theremin (and own one).

I once directed an off-Broadway play in NYC (between 100-499 seats) (I directed a handful of off-off Broadway plays there too, under 100 seats).

6 Aug 2018

Yes, several times! A lovely way to travel, and really cheap if you don't get a sleeper and just sleep in your seat.

What the coolest thing you've ever seen?

6 Aug 2018

Unkindness.

6 Aug 2018

Köffee!!! Stat! I don't need a cup, just pick a small hole in my skull and pour it in. I'll take some of them old donut holes too.

Read a few more comp entries last night. Good group of stories.

Up to 1100 words on the new story. Ver slow going.

Thanx for getting big B going CurvyG.

4 Aug 2018

Quote by julie_slink
I'd appreciate a shot of Bailey's. I'm fascinated by some of the more niche erotica categories that exist. Bigfoot, Nessie, Dinosaurs, Kaiju. There's even a niche for the New England fans. An Amazon review describes it as "the Iliad of our time."

That's pretty funny.

I hear tell there's even stories about (gasp!) tentacle sex! ?

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/monster-sex/beneath.aspx

Great news about the job and the move Amelia.

Köffêē please. And today is a big unpacking day, so have three or four Advils at the ready this evening.

3 Aug 2018

It's a Rorschach test. It's whatever you want it to be. Porn, writing, dating, social, political, chat, cyber. It's all here. You see what you wanna see.

3 Aug 2018

Quote by Green_Man
Shopping. It's one of my duties around here. I will be off doing shopping in a few minutes. I need to get groceries, and some wire fencing to protect some young plantings from the rabbits that are overrunning the neighborhood.

I love grocery shopping. It's clothes shopping I hate.

And now, from the article "Everything You Never Wanted to Know About Bigfoot Erotica":

"A popular 16-part Bigfoot erotica series titled Cum for Bigfoot earned the author $30,000 per month through Kindle Direct Publishing."

I am rarely left speechless, but I simply don't know what to say.

3 Aug 2018

I am extremely happy to see adi again! Hi glitter girl! Wake up, we're still on the roof!

3 Aug 2018

Quote by Lauradj

It has it's practical reasons; in my job as an early childhood teacher, my younger students, I pick them up and hold them on my left hip so I got the opposite nipple pierced. It hurts like hell when a head crashes into your boob and hits the piercing.

Hi friends! Yay it's the weekend for me. What a week from hell this has been. Two staff members walked out this week after long-running battles with management. My immediate superior, she is not very nice. Very passive aggressive, micromanaging, narcissistic, rude. Passive aggressive breeds resentment and when you get criticized daily in a way such as that, it takes its toll on you. Or when your appearance or weight is also shamed in that 'beat around the bush' type way that passive aggressive people tend to use. Fun fact; 16 people have left in the year she has been the manager. I plan on leaving at the end of August so if anyone needs a teacher, let me know and I can work for you. Or if there is a sugar daddy who needs someone, come see me also.

A strong drink please, barkeep.

Sorry to hear that Laura. What a bummer that incompetent managers have the ability to drive away extremely competent teachers. You can come home school my kids. LJ and I will pay you in poetry, song, and bad jokes.

Cool limerick for Candy you wrote, Scott. What a great thread. Thanks for turnning on Bertha (heh).

Jim, I would rather have live bees living in my head than shop for 10 hours. My condolences.

Bill, as far as lite beer goes, when I was growing up, anf lite beer suddenly became popular, Pickett's beer, an Iowa beer brewery, held a press conference to say that their recipe for lite beer was as follows: add a half a glass of water to half a glass of Pickett's: viola! Lite beer!

The poetry reading was fun. We'll go back next month. We were intived to go to another one tonight, but I think we will pass.

Köffee please. I'll be in the dumpster hot tub out bac with Gill.

3 Aug 2018

Quote by sweet_as_candy

Whoo hoo!!

I am super thrilled! I never win anything! Thank you so much! I will send you a PM.

Congrats Candy!

This was a very cool thread, and contest, even though I discovered it too late to enter. Really fun, really clever stuff!

2 Aug 2018

Quote by sprite
Mothra and Zilla were fighting
while verbal was frantically writing
about hot monster sex
and skyscrapper wrecks
and scenes about scratching and biting

A young girl named after a soft drink
Had a odd, uncontrollable wink
She'd bat her long lashes
The boys would make passes
But only girls got to know her true kink

2 Aug 2018

Lite beer me! Iced köffee for my betrothed.

LJ and I just might go to an open mic night tonight where I will read one of the few PG-13 rated Shards, and LJ may read one of her sharp, succinct and lovely poems.

I hope everyone is doing well. Burquette's limerick comp was under my radar until today - really fun thread! Scott, I dug your kaiju limerick. And Ping's multiple entries are drowning in, um, Pinginess.

2 Aug 2018

Quote by julie_slink
I just finished reading IT, by Stephen King. Brilliant, brilliant story (if you can handle the horror elements). I can't wait for the second movie!

There's a sequel!?

It is a great book (and movie).

2 Aug 2018

Portnoy's Complaint by the late Phillip Roth. Really, really funny. Laugh out loud funny. I'd read most of the first chapter when I was a kid, and we passed the dirty parts around.

2 Aug 2018

If this is closed how come we can still post?

A charming young lizard named Killa
Had a yearning to fuck with Godzilla
She worked on her abs
On her back she grew slabs
After sex they destroyed a small villa.

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2 Aug 2018

Thanks for firing up Bertha, CtU!

After whining about my word count yesterday, I have now nudged it just over the thousand word line.

And I read two--count em, two!--comp entries last night. I'm getting there.

I just now noticed the limerick contrst. But only after it was closed. I am on Layla International Time, I guess. We spennt 2 hoours last night discussing candy. Candy! The girl o' my dreams, clearly.

Köffeee please!

1 Aug 2018

Quote by RumpleForeskin

Jeff, don't stress about your writing. Just relax, enjoy the moment in your personal life, and let the words fall when they may.

Don't stress about my writing? Have you MET me?

A jin on the rocks for the good lady on my arm, a burrbin on the rocks for me.

A big fan of both tatts and piercings, btw.