I am REALLY enjoying Comedians in Cars Drinking Coffee (or whatever it's called). It's just Seineld and some other comedians talking for several hours, and they just edit it down and show you the best 20 minutes. Deeply binge-worthy.
Still haven't finished the last Westworld season, though I suppose I will someday. Just got too ponderous and slow for me.
I hope Castle Rock has some game.
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Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by Green_Man
Charming background GIF on his profile that still allows one to clearly scroll through his incredible number of awarded stories.
Cool of you to notice: I relaized a gif with a white or light gray background on the left side was the only way to see the story titles clearly. I hate the contrast issues otherwise.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by sprite
so many stories to write, so little time...don't even want to tell people i'm working on anything these days because i do and then... nothing for ages and ages. only reason i'm submitting anything is flash is easy and quick and the story is already written, just have to sort of put it on paper
not read a single comp piece unless i was the one who modded it - sorry. also, i've had to drop out as a judge starting with the last comp cause i just can't find the time to do it properly. at least the busy has been good busy. oh, and for anyone curious, i got my tongue pierced... errr... getting rave reviews about it...
I feel ya. I can feel the words building up in the back of my head, waiting to get out. And all those stories on Lush glaring at me, impatient to be read.
Digging the piercing thing though. Tongue piercings and kitty ears. Me-ow!
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by Green_Man
Good morning, fam, G, Scott. I'll have some of the freshly brewed jäva, if you please.
Some may have noticed that I have created a new character I call Peen. He has appeared in three Flash Erotica stories so far. I'm pretty sure that when someone reads his stories they will get a little smile. I hope so anyway. And, being flashes, they don't take a lot of effort to read. These are the stories:
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/peen-watches-television.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/peen-goes-to-the-mall.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/peen-appreciates-the-view.aspx
I hope they give a few folks some rather raunchy, naughty fun.
I agree, the Peen stories rock. And they're Flash, so over in a jiffy!
Nope, still haven't read any stories. Ping, you magnificent bastard, you are first on the list, so I can see your 2500 word disapearing trick! It is unlikely I will give you your much coveted 1, but you never know.
I am up to 600 words on my own story. Took two weeks to get those. No time!
The Mets got beat 25-4 yesterday - worst los in team history. They'll probably lose 90 games this year. And we started out 11-1!!!
Köffee please!
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
I've had TWO girlfriends who read Tarot, and had some real training in it. While they were both empathetic enough to intuit my life and feelings accurately during readings, I didn't get the sense the cards themselves revealed annything about me. Very cool cards, though, and I do like the archetypes they depict.
I won't do Ouija boards or seances. I've seen too many scary movies.
I won't do Ouija boards or seances. I've seen too many scary movies.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by Jack_42
Interesting is the word I'd use.
Quote by Jack_42
Interesting is the word I'd use.
Quote by Jack_42
Interesting is the word I'd use.
Quote by Jack_42
Interesting is the word I'd use.
Quote by Jack_42
Interesting is the word I'd use.
And use it several times, apparently.
Great list of favorite movies and authors.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by Lauradj
Hi friends. V-man, I can take a look at your back if you like. I actually completed a short course in massage therapy, as a way to waste time one summer in between getting my shit together. As a result I am very good with the sleepers, during my day job, and I am very good with my hands for you older ones out there.
I am one of "you older ones out there"? I'd feign outrage and disappointment, but I enjoy masages too much. Have at it! Can you do it to Layla too (heh)?
Regardless, it is better today.
I have SO MANY WORDS written in my head, but no time to put them on paper (so to speak). I need to finish the latest Shard story. And I am toying with the idea of a--wait for it--horror novel. Lots of prep work involved before I even start, if I go down that road.
I have a lot of words to read here too. Thought I might get to them last night. Life intervened.
Great article about sex and hotel rooms (and if you know me or have read me you know I am a big fan) in Slate today: https://slate.com/human-interest/2018/07/why-is-sex-in-hotel-rooms-better-than-sex-anywhere-else.html
Köffee please.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
I could use three fingers of burrbin and a couple painkillers. I've been breaking down moving boxes and my back is barkin'.
I will get to everyone's comp entires, promise. Busy, busy life right now. But I am looking forward to a long, calm read.
Thanks for all the well wishes, Rumper-patrons. Drinks're on me.
I will get to everyone's comp entires, promise. Busy, busy life right now. But I am looking forward to a long, calm read.
Thanks for all the well wishes, Rumper-patrons. Drinks're on me.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Thanks for the java, Curvy the Unquenchable.
Rockygrass rocked. It rained a lot, so got a little Woodstockian with a bunch of wet, muddy hippie types wandering around, but the sun always cane out to dry things out and warm things up, the music was good, and the crowd was uncommonly friendly.
Thanks for all the birthday wishes. My greatest gift is, of course, Layla, who is at my side even as I type this. Of all the pleasures of marriage, my favorite might simply be the simple animal pleasure of waking up next to the warm skin and soft breath of someone you love. It is such a treat. Takes my breath away.
Kòffëê plėãsé.
Rockygrass rocked. It rained a lot, so got a little Woodstockian with a bunch of wet, muddy hippie types wandering around, but the sun always cane out to dry things out and warm things up, the music was good, and the crowd was uncommonly friendly.
Thanks for all the birthday wishes. My greatest gift is, of course, Layla, who is at my side even as I type this. Of all the pleasures of marriage, my favorite might simply be the simple animal pleasure of waking up next to the warm skin and soft breath of someone you love. It is such a treat. Takes my breath away.
Kòffëê plėãsé.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by sprite
you'd have plenty of time if you and Layla knocked it off with all the sex. i mean, seriously!
Yeah, like I told you, our new sexual position is unpack-and-move-furniture-all-day-until-you-are-so-tired-you-fall-into-bed-and-sleep-a-dead-dreamless-sleep-for-eight-hours.
Luckily, we made up for lost time on the road trip here. Motel room sex is the best.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Good morning all.
Hannah, your Flickular days are behind you, so no need to change your avatar for my birthday. For my birthday, all you need do is write whatever it is you are working on, and I will have the peasure of reading it a few weeks later.
I think I have to sit out this comp in terms of reading - too much packing and logistics for the festival. I will make one more vallient try tonight, but I suspect I will have to settle for reading the winners on our return home (another great thing about Rockygrass is limited internet access, unless you stroll into town).
Busy day, exciting day.
Köffee please.
Hannah, your Flickular days are behind you, so no need to change your avatar for my birthday. For my birthday, all you need do is write whatever it is you are working on, and I will have the peasure of reading it a few weeks later.
I think I have to sit out this comp in terms of reading - too much packing and logistics for the festival. I will make one more vallient try tonight, but I suspect I will have to settle for reading the winners on our return home (another great thing about Rockygrass is limited internet access, unless you stroll into town).
Busy day, exciting day.
Köffee please.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
I did not know you have been here nine years! I thought you showed up about the same time I did. At any rate, you are so deserving of this. Your love of words, of coffee, of the smell of rain, of lips, of shibari, of finding beauty in small things, of love and life and so many more things make you truly Awesome. I'm so happy they gave you this.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by seeker4
I love this attitude. It's not the marriage that is registered that matters, it's the one that's in the heart. Wishing you two many years of the latter, regardless of whether you go through with the former. And have a Happy Birthday and a fun time at Rockygrass.
I'm assuming you haven't had time to check out Godzilla : City on the Edge of Battle yet, part 2 of the Netflix anime Godzilla. I'm hoping to finally get to it this week and I'll let you know how it stands up to the first.
Beer, please.
That is a really nice thing to say. Thank you Scott. I feel like a cliche, being this over-the-moon, but fuck it, I've (we've!) been waiting a long time for this. I have from time to time, during the long wait, thought back on you saying you had an intermidable wait before you could be with your wife. So nice for the wait to be over.
Anyway, it touched me. Thanks again.
And thanks for the tip on the new Godzilla on Netflix!
In other news, I finally started writing again. 250 words last night. Not much, but it'll be hard to find the time to write more til after Rockygrass. I can wait.
More köffee!!!
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Thanks Tonya, for getting Bertha fired up!
Still very busy moving and unpacking and such here, while at the same time RE-packing and making up checklists for Rockygrass this weekend. The tentpole of the summer! Three days of bluegrass and camping and playing in the river and hanging out with old friends and dozing in hammocks. And my birthday right in the middle of it!!! Having Layla at my side makes it that much more special. I love being married (technically we are not yet, but the paper is a formality).
Sorry I have read no comp entries. Just don't have the time. I may try to sneak some reading of the Rump entries this evening.
Köffee please.
Still very busy moving and unpacking and such here, while at the same time RE-packing and making up checklists for Rockygrass this weekend. The tentpole of the summer! Three days of bluegrass and camping and playing in the river and hanging out with old friends and dozing in hammocks. And my birthday right in the middle of it!!! Having Layla at my side makes it that much more special. I love being married (technically we are not yet, but the paper is a formality).
Sorry I have read no comp entries. Just don't have the time. I may try to sneak some reading of the Rump entries this evening.
Köffee please.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by LYFBUZ
Given the abuse of my body over the years its somewhat shocking that I look younger than I am. Seems that the sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll lifestyle pays off after all.
Oh yes, me totally. I have abused my body in so many ways, but I am improbably healthy and look maybe 10 years younger than I am (though nearly everyone is saying that, could we all be kidding ourselves?).
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Well, here's who I'm seeing next...
Friday, July 27, 2018
11:00 - Noon — Meadow Mountain
12:15 - 1:30pm— The Po' Ramblin' Boys
1:45 - 3:00pm — Richie & Rosie
3:30 - 4:45pm — Robbie Fulks
5:15 - 6:30pm — Alison Brown, Becky Buller, Sierra Hull, Missy Raines & Molly Tuttle
7:00 - 8:30pm — David Grisman Quintet Reunion featuring Mike, Darol, Todd & Wyatt Rice
9:00 - 10:30pm — Sam Bush Bluegrass Band
Saturday, July 28, 2018
11:30 - 12:30pm— Bill & The Belles
12:45 - 1:45pm — Grant Gordy Quartet
2:00 - 3:15pm — The Cleverlys
3:45 - 5:00pm — Balsam Range
5:30 - 6:45pm — Della Mae
7:15 - 8:30pm — ArtistWorks Bluegrass All-Stars: Bryan, Darol, Michael, Mike, Missy & Tony
9:00 - 10:30pm — David Grisman & Peter Rowan Play "Old & In The Way"
with Sam Bush, Keith Little & Samson Grisman
Sunday, July 29, 2018
11:00 - Noon — The Lyons Bluegrass Collective
12:15 - 1:30pm — Jeff Scroggins & Colorado
1:45 - 3:00pm — I Draw Slow
3:15 - 4:30pm — Jeff Austin Band
5:00 - 6:15pm — Peter Rowan Band: Carter Stanley's Eyes
6:45 - 8:00pm — Steep Canyon Rangers
8:30 - 10:00pm — Hot Rize
Friday, July 27, 2018
11:00 - Noon — Meadow Mountain
12:15 - 1:30pm— The Po' Ramblin' Boys
1:45 - 3:00pm — Richie & Rosie
3:30 - 4:45pm — Robbie Fulks
5:15 - 6:30pm — Alison Brown, Becky Buller, Sierra Hull, Missy Raines & Molly Tuttle
7:00 - 8:30pm — David Grisman Quintet Reunion featuring Mike, Darol, Todd & Wyatt Rice
9:00 - 10:30pm — Sam Bush Bluegrass Band
Saturday, July 28, 2018
11:30 - 12:30pm— Bill & The Belles
12:45 - 1:45pm — Grant Gordy Quartet
2:00 - 3:15pm — The Cleverlys
3:45 - 5:00pm — Balsam Range
5:30 - 6:45pm — Della Mae
7:15 - 8:30pm — ArtistWorks Bluegrass All-Stars: Bryan, Darol, Michael, Mike, Missy & Tony
9:00 - 10:30pm — David Grisman & Peter Rowan Play "Old & In The Way"
with Sam Bush, Keith Little & Samson Grisman
Sunday, July 29, 2018
11:00 - Noon — The Lyons Bluegrass Collective
12:15 - 1:30pm — Jeff Scroggins & Colorado
1:45 - 3:00pm — I Draw Slow
3:15 - 4:30pm — Jeff Austin Band
5:00 - 6:15pm — Peter Rowan Band: Carter Stanley's Eyes
6:45 - 8:00pm — Steep Canyon Rangers
8:30 - 10:00pm — Hot Rize
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by julie_slink
I don't know Verbal, except from looking at his profile. He appears to be a very intelligent, sensual Kaiju and I would want him to have my back against Mothra.
But Mothra is a GOOD kaiju! You and I can both have Mothra's back as she goes up against Ghidroah (which she appears to do in the trailer of the new movie).
I am deeply psyched that Ms. Slink is, according to her profile, from a version of Los Angeles THIRTY ONE YEARS IN THE FUTURE! Maybe she knows something about Mothra that we don't.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by seeker4
Basically, it's the mix of monsters from Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster but I'm not clear yet on how much it will follow the plot of that classic. For one, it appears Ghidorah isn't an alien in this one which obviates the Earth-monsters vs. space monster plot of the original. They could still have the other monsters gang up on Ghidorah, but they'd have to find another reason.
MOTHRA TOO!!! And A really good cast of humans (I have a serious crush on Vera Farmiga - she was so good in Bates Motel).
It seems like ALL the monsters are good guys in this one. Though you are right, if they were to fight one foe, it would be SO COOL if it were Ghidorah. And a great shoutout to the original.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Thanks for firing up Bertha, Scott.
Yeah, that rule about never using the passive voice has made for a lot of awkward sentences. Sometimes the passive voice is useful, particularly when you have just written a bunch of action and wanna give the reader a breather.
Much like the "show don't tell" rule. Sometimes you want to condense a bunch of relatively unimportant action so you don't have to describe it but instead rush past it. Telling it gets the job done rather easily.
I will quit rambling. I can hear Layla quietly padding around the kitchen getting coffee. She is wearing a tee shirt of mine. God, i love that. Be still my fragile heart.
Köffee please. Good luck to all the comp entires.
Yeah, that rule about never using the passive voice has made for a lot of awkward sentences. Sometimes the passive voice is useful, particularly when you have just written a bunch of action and wanna give the reader a breather.
Much like the "show don't tell" rule. Sometimes you want to condense a bunch of relatively unimportant action so you don't have to describe it but instead rush past it. Telling it gets the job done rather easily.
I will quit rambling. I can hear Layla quietly padding around the kitchen getting coffee. She is wearing a tee shirt of mine. God, i love that. Be still my fragile heart.
Köffee please. Good luck to all the comp entires.