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Verbal

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11 Apr 2018

Absolutely. If it's someone I am not involved with it's hot (like several have said, women go into detail, and know which details are important, plus they provide the emotional side as well). If it's someone I am involved with (I know because this happened recently), I enjoy the stories, but more for curiosity's sake, to know more about her (I can never know enough). It isn't a turn on, it's just interesting.

11 Apr 2018

Quote by Jimwillhavefun
Nice profile pic Verbal. David is def in my top 5 favs.

Yeah, I figured you'd dig it. He's my favorite doctor.

Weather is awesome these last few days. Helped by the Mets 9-1 start! Best start in Mets history for my boys, and tied for the best record in baseball. It's hard to be a Mets fan, you gotta savor these moments while you can.

Still writing slowly, but still writing.

A köffee for me, ten thousand cocktail umbrellas for Gill, and whatever anyone else wants. On my tab. And by mine I mean thee tab of the next person who walks through the door.

11 Apr 2018

Once again writing while listening to the Mets post game show on the radio after ANOTHER win. smile

smile

Best feeling in the world. Yes, sprite, better than sex. The heart wants what the heart wants.

Some sippin whisky would be nice right now.

10 Apr 2018

On a fire escape outside an apartment building in Manhattan.

10 Apr 2018

I think of her eyes
The way they dance like moonlight
on placid water

10 Apr 2018

Seems like a very, very nice guy. The chicks certainly dig his kindness and politeness.

10 Apr 2018

What are tonight's specials?

10 Apr 2018

Quote by LovingSadist

What you might call trolling I’d call an attempt to start an interesting conversation about cheating by being the foil for those who have something to say. Please don’t take me too seriously. I don’t know how to make friends without being polarizing.

Try saying something that isn't polarizing, then. First you said women didn't have orgasms, then you feign to not understand why they care about getting cheated on. For a sadist, you seem to enjoy inviting abuse.

I agree with all the chicks here, women are better at handling cheating (and nearly all other relationship problems) than men. They try to mend the relationship, or say "fuck it" and move on. Men get drunk, get in fistfights, wreck their cars, stalk, call at 3 a.m., yadayadayada.

10 Apr 2018

Got a story in a erotica mag up today (or at least I noticed today). Elevation, one of the early Shards (I don't call them Shards anymore, in their second life outside Lush). Anyway. Cheers. I'm buying, until my $15 payment runs out.

If the Mets win tonight, it will be the best start in Mets history. I love teams built around pitching, like this one. Hitting home runs (like the Yankees) is boring.

Köffee please, barkeep.

10 Apr 2018

Pass the butter.

10 Apr 2018

Hey all. I'll buy a round, and have a Herbal Furball. A Verbal Herbal Furball!

There is literally no better feeling than writing while listening to the post-game show of a Mets win.

Seems likes folks are finally on the heal here. Good to know. Have a good evening everyone!

EDIT: Gill - hot avatar!

9 Apr 2018

Octopuses change their color to blend in with their surroundings, yet they are colorblind (or their eyes are, anyway). Their skin "sees" the color around them and imitates it.

8 Apr 2018

Quote by PrincessC

Of course women don’t orgasm. Much like intelligence, pleasure is only for men.

I am glad some of you can come to believe and accept unpopular truth.

Women's orgasms = FAKE NEWS! The only pleasure women should be allowed is that which comes from serving their men.

8 Apr 2018

Quote by Gillianleeeza

Thanks for asking me how I am doing Ms. Curvy. I am doing a lot better. No more hospitals for anyone in my family for now. I have also learned to ask for more help and am slowly instituting a new schedule that will let me have some free time to take care of myself.

I'll take another Hannah.

Cheers Everyone!

I am so glad your life is calming, and that people are stepping up to help. I am a horrible dancer but love to dance anyway. I'f be happy to take you out for a spin on the splintered plywood dance floor. Or we can just sit and drink.

Federal taxes are done. State are not, but they are pretty simple.

Too busy a weekend to see a movie - so maybe next weekend I can finally go see Pacific Rim 2.

I'll have a Herbal Furball please. First pitch is in less than two hours! Mets are looking to sweep the Gnats in the ESPN Sunday night game of the week

6 Apr 2018

Three fingers of Jameson's, please. Thanks Fuzz! Finally sent out three new story submissions to magazines, after being too busy to do so for months. Felt good.

As did writing 500 or so words.

And did I mention...IT SNOWED TODAY! In frikkin April!

With no Mets game to obsessively watch, I am off to read some stories.

6 Apr 2018

Welcome newbies Jim and Weekender.

Wrote 200 words finally. It's pretty much a description of a parking lot. The sentence "His cock stirred." does show its head (heh) at the end, so at least it's a start.

Long day today. And no Mets game to relax to at the end of it. Sigh. Köffee please, Bill.

5 Apr 2018

Quote by Gillianleeeza

I have always been a huge Lovecraft fan, so all this Cthulhu talk is making me want to pull out a book and reread some things. Or have some quiet time contemplating the latest category suggestions, lol. I do need to read or re-read some of the great short stories mentioned a few pages back. I did do some short story reading while waiting at various hospitals and doctors waiting rooms. A Joe Hill collection and some Shirley Jackson.

I need some more caffeine to make it to bedtime again. Another Jen's Jolter, please.

I hope you feel better soon Tonya. I know being sick is difficult.

I hope everyone else is doing well.

Cheers Everyone!

Bill, as one of the MACs (More Abnormal Customers) I'll have a Furball.

Gill - I as so psyched you read Joe Hill (he's Stephen King's son, for those of you who have never read him)! I've never read his short stories. Are they good? He wrote maybe the best vampire book I've ever read: NOS4A2 (it's a license plate). Heart Shaped Box is DEEPLY creepy too.

A friend of mine said recently that nobody reads Lovecraft these days, but the storylines and mythos are more popular than ever. He also said the reason was the Lovecraft was not a very good writer. There is some truth in that - although I'd argue that his style is kinda outmoded and dated, which is not really his fault. The stories themselves are so powerful they will continue to have a life of their own.

EDIT: Mets won today. 5-1 start! First place, baby!!!

5 Apr 2018

Quote by honeydipped
i believe trinityx already does this. however, it'd probably be cool for others to as well. good way to introduce yourselves to the membership??

All things are more fun with Trin X!!!

5 Apr 2018

5 Apr 2018

Quote by seeker4

Isn't that slightly redundant?

Beer me, please.

You can have NON-Cthulhu Tentacle Monster Sex.

You might be able to have NON-Tentacle Cthulhu Monster Sex too, I'm not sure, having never personally had sex with Cthulhu (yet). But maybe it doesn't always use it tentacles.

5 Apr 2018

Quote by RumpleForeskin
Greetings to all savoring the downside of this week.

Lot of talk on the site announcement forum in the wake of Nic's addition of the 'Swingers' category. Some of the posts are thoughtful, responsible and even logical. The rest of them are by Rumplators.

Are you by chance referring to my brilliantly nuanced and surprisingly comprehensive list of sub menus (not that kind of sub) for the Monster Sex category? I reprint it below in hopes of expanding the minds of non-Monster Sex loving barflies.

-> Monster Sex
--> Clown Monster Sex
---> Funny Clown Monster Sex
---> Scary Clown Monster Sex
--> Cthulhu Monster Sex
---> Cthulhu Tentacle Monster Sex
-->Kaiju Monster Sex
---> Gamera Monster Sex
---> Ghidorah Monster Sex
---> Godzilla Kaiju Monster Sex
---> Mothra Kaiju Monster Sex
--> Tentacle Monster Sex (non-Cthulhu)
---> Alien Tentacle Monster Sex
----> Alternaverse Alien Tentacle Monster Sex
---> Octopus Tentacle Monster Sex
---> Squid Tentacle Monster Sex

5 Apr 2018

Can't write for shit these last few weeks. Well, okay I write 3000 words, but then cut 2000 of them last night.

I had my youngest (who has the insane 7 a.m. school start) walk to school so I could sleep in for an hour. Feels nice to be fully rested.

Another afternoon Mets game. 4-1 on the year baby! Today, however, we have to play a good team.

Hit me with a mug of whatever Bertha's spewing out.

5 Apr 2018

Quote by browncoffee

I've been doing nothing worth mentioning. No writing. I had this awesome idea last night but idk how to approach it. I may have to let it go. Work kinda sucks. Everybody's useless except me. And two other people. But yeah. Uh. I need to start exercising. I've been a blob since January. I stay up late looking at beach houses on Tumblr. As you probably know, my life is very exciting. I bought expensive granola yesterday. I felt so glamorous. It was like £2 for 500g. Like wtf. I'm SO excessive. Uh. Yeah. What else? The strap of my bag broke. Some mornings I feel like I could stay in the shower all day. This isn't depressing. The water just feels great. What else? I need to get a car but I hate driving in traffic anyway. I got a phone call I'd been waiting for. Turns out people actually like me!! Why am I being depressing?! Is my username good? I kinda think so but kinda don't. I feel like brown has negative connotations. I blame white imperialism. Anyway. Gotta do some work.

This is what a neighborhood bar is for. You sit down, have a drink, tell your troubles to the bartender. I am sorry you are having a grey day. I have been rather blob-like as well lately, and I have 2000 words of incredibly boring, what-the-fuck-are-they-even-talking-about dialogue that I just cut. The wheel of Karma turns; this too shall pass. And your username is lovely.

Welcome back, Scott. I have a wild idea: just hit the Submit button now, before you change your mind. Or (shudder) delete it.

Ping, you magnificent bastard, I would rather have angry bees shoved up my nose than watch golf on TV. But you have at it. The heart wants what the heart wants.

Larry, nothing more magical than a theater set, just before the play begins. Break a leg.

As for the rest of you hooligans, I bequeath to you here, for the first time, the recipe for a perfect Fûrball: put a magic gummi bear in a glass. Add 4 fingers of Old Crow. Muddle the gummi bear with the bourbon. Add lots of bitters. Because it is bitter, and because it is my drink.

5 Apr 2018

Quote by Liz

Like this?

-> Fetish
--> Bathtub Fetish
---> Porridge Oats Bathtub Fetish
----> Snorkel Porridge Oats Bathtub Fetish

Another submenu idea
-> Monster Sex
--> Clown Monster Sex
---> Funny Clown Monster Sex
---> Scary Clown Monster Sex
--> Cthulhu Monster Sex
---> Cthulhu Tentacle Monster Sex
-->Kaiju Monster Sex
---> Gamera Monster Sex
---> Ghidorah Monster Sex
---> Godzilla Kaiju Monster Sex
---> Mothra Kaiju Monster Sex
--> Tentacle Sex (non-Cthulhu)
---> Alien Tentacle Sex
----> Alternaverse Alien Tentacle Sex
---> Octopus Tentacle Sex
---> Squid Tentacle Sex

Just spit-ballin' here.

4 Apr 2018

Happy birthday, Jeff!

4 Apr 2018

Quote by Denim_Daisy10

What is in a Furball besides fur? ..

You don't wanna know.

Tonya, I know the muse is there patiently waiting on your return.

Mets game is on frikkin Facebook this afternoon - the only way to watch the game. Sigh. Here, take my data, and all my friends' data, all I wannna do is watch a game. What is the world coming to?

I'll join you in that toast, Fuzzy. Jameson's and a köffee chaser please.

4 Apr 2018

Sara, I swear you and I nearly always have the same weather. Great warm day here too!

Larry, I love that musical. Go for it!

Mets won! Fürballs are in me!

3 Apr 2018

Quote by Jen_
OMG, Lush has ruined my perception of reality lol

I KNOW! You end up seeing the world through Lush-colored glasses and wondering what people's secret lives are really like!

I am honestly not sure how I'm perceived here. That's a good Forum question: how is the person above you perceived on Lush?

3 Apr 2018

Quote by Liz

Like this?

-> Fetish
--> Bathtub Fetish
---> Porridge Oats Bathtub Fetish
----> Snorkel Porridge Oats Bathtub Fetish

That is SO hot.

Pardon me while I adjust my snorkel and finish filling the tub with oats.

3 Apr 2018

Drama, debate, literary mag geek. I was straight A and squeaky clean until my senior year, and cuz I was seen as a good student, I found I could get away with anything. Skipped first hour government class 2-3 times a week so I could sleep in and still got A's, skipped PE and made up all the missed days during the bowling segment (I love to bowl). Partied hard every weekend - drank a ton of cheap wine, smoked a ton of nearly worthless Iowa ditch-weed (it grows wild, we'd dry it ourselves and smoke it).