With my partner? A polite "no thanks." That's unforgivably rude.
I was once at a bar with friends (after an amazing Pogues concert!). I was not with my wife, but I was married, and got a very similar offer. She even licked my hand! I said "no," though I was flattered (she was kinda cute). I don't cheat.
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Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by Ping
Verbs, the author of many fine stories including, Godzilla Says Climax, Damn It! I believe I've prostituted your services.
If you haven't already, you may be contacted by Brandie (see dreams thread) about her Dragon Sex dream. I read the first part of
her story on another site. I think it could be edited and published here. She was initially told it was too beasty for Lush's standards.
Things have changed. I recommended she chat with you, given you are the resident monster sex guy. I hope she does. She most
certainly is a character and her story is wickedly erotic.
I am the resident monster sex guy? Is that a good thing? Is that even a thing at all? Oh no! There goes Tokyo!
I saw a bit of that thread involving Brandie and the dragon dream, but did not read part one. I'm game for (nearly) anything.
Windy as fuck here today, gusting up to 50 mph, and howling outside my window. It's kinda cool, kinda annoying. Much like me.
Lotsaköffee. Hey, that looks cool as one word. A Swedish word meaning, I must have caffeine!
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by LovingSadist
There is a great H.H. Holmes documentary out there on the web somewhere.
There is a great book about him (and the Chicago World's Fair) called Devil in the White City. I'd love to see a good doc about him.
And an addition to my five: the original Carl Sagan Cosmos.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by TonyaL
Good Monday morning. I've missed my lush family as I've had a very busy few days. We are remodeling our bedroom. Wallpaper removal is tedious work for sure. I'll have hot tea this morning as I catch up on the goings on around here.
I've also started Bertha up with some fresh coffee and blueberry muffins and banana nut muffins for your enjoyment
Thanks for getting the köffee going. Tonya. I'll take a cup. Wallpaper removal dies suck. Only repair I've done that was more difficult was tiling a kitchen floor.
Writing still as slow as molasses. And STILL haven't seen Pacific Rim, which I think may have left the theaters by now. On thee plus side, my eldest has her first job - started this weekend, and is extremely excited.
I hate Mondays. Lots of errands today, and this week. Erg. At least Layla will be here by week's end. And here for good very soon (insert heart emoji here). Yay!
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Okay, this dream is from high school and it has stuck with me because it is CRAZY. I am on a date with a girl, we're in our seats, and suddenly I realize my dick has become detached from my body. There's a commotion in the aisle and I go look and my dick is crawling up the aisle like an caterpillar.
I don't know exactly what that means, but I am pretty sure it means something.
I don't know exactly what that means, but I am pretty sure it means something.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Okay, anybody got any suggestions for naming Sara's Sweet Iced Tea and tequila drink?
A Tequila Mockingbird, of course!
I have been doing sprinkler system work all day (which you do after you turn on the sprinkler systems in TWO houses and then the temp going below freezing and it snows). Also repaired my homemade wooden engagement ring. It developed a hairline crack, so sandpaper and polyurethane to the rescue!
I will clean up, and then sidle up to the bar for a cold beer. Mets (currently the best team in baseball) (you don't often see the words "Mets" and "best team in baseball" cohabiting in the same sentence) are going for their 10th straight win tonight. Does the TV in here even work? Love to settle into my barstool and watch the game.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by honeydipped
i rarely send requests. however, i ADORE reading profiles! i often end up 'profile hopping'. you know, reading someone's profile and perhaps seeing an interesting pic someone posted and then clicking on the poster's avatar. repeat. i have never sent a request after reading a profile. my m.o. is to send a message about whatever intrigued me and try to start a dialogue. if it goes well, i may follow up with a request. however, sometimes i'm just satisfied having a pen pal.
Me too! I do a lot of profile hopping, and often after a witty quip on the Forums (probably how I met you, Nia) (and I'm thankful). And yeah, I don't chat with my friends too often here, but I am kinda into the penpal thing, via email. It's like sending letters, back in the day, but way easier.
Also, if I may defend the mostly-absent-friend thing: I don't black box or post on walls or interact with friends a lot, but I do like to keep tabs on what they are doing or saying via the friends activity page. We're friends for a reason! I am interested in what you are writing, or commenting on, or saying on the forums, or putting on your blog (especially blogs pix!), even if I don't say hi too often.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Erg. Dipped below freezing last night, after the sprinkler system had been turned back on (but is thankfully not running yet). It's too cold, and I too lazy, to go out and see if the pipes survived the freeze.
Did a little writing last night. I'm happy with it, but it is slow going. Like 200 words a day. Sigh.
At least there is a <redacted> game tonight. The <redacted> are playing the <redacted>!
Thanks for firing up Bertha, CurvyG. I'll have a cuppa.
Did a little writing last night. I'm happy with it, but it is slow going. Like 200 words a day. Sigh.
At least there is a <redacted> game tonight. The <redacted> are playing the <redacted>!
Thanks for firing up Bertha, CurvyG. I'll have a cuppa.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by Jimwillhavefun
Trust me, I want your best shot. I can't get better if I don't know what I am doing wrong. I have 8 degrees and I lost count of how certifications in my field. I didn't get them by skating by. I had to do a lot of studying and failing in the field to get better at them. This is all I was asking for all along.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/meet-the-wife-part-1-when-porn.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/the-farm-the-treehouse-and-the-sons.aspx
You pick which one you want.
And Thank You. I know you are extremely busy. I wasn't expecting you to do it.
If she comments on yours before she comments on mine we are going to the mattresses. And not in the good way.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Ping, YMB, I don't remember most of my dreams. The ones I remember, I remember because they are scary, if not out-and-out nightmares. There's a subtle clue into my inner life.
I once woke up and saw a giant meteor lighting up the sky and plummeting straight at me, seconds away from extinguishing all life on Earth.
Then I realized I was looking at a streetlamp.
I went back to sleep.
I once woke up and saw a giant meteor lighting up the sky and plummeting straight at me, seconds away from extinguishing all life on Earth.
Then I realized I was looking at a streetlamp.
I went back to sleep.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by Jimwillhavefun
I just have a quick rant then I will have a coffee and go. I came to this site to write. I published a few stories with each one getting better and easier for the mods to go through. Very little changes needed each time. I take everything they say to heart and learn from it. With that said. I have been wanting to finish a series I started but can't get into it after posting a thread asking for other authors to read my stories and give me input on how I can improve them. I was told a flat no. I will not get any help because they were in the category even though I write in other categories as well. Needless to say I was taken back by this. I thought we were writers first and then people on here. I will offer my help to anyone no matter what they write in. I just helped a brand new writer get her story past the mods by co-authoring it with her. I really want to put this behind me and start writing again, but I haven't been able to yet.
Rant over.
Large coffee to go.
Yeah, you got bashed a little in that promo thread (I just read it), but I think it was partly the title of the thread that might have put people off. That and is a really divisive topic on Lush (two regulars here at the bar--both excellent writers--left when it got reinstated as a category). I won't read it, though I have no problem with it being here.
Keep writing what you want to write. That's what writing is all about.
Hit me with a lite beer, barkeep.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
My promise for today: I will not mention baseball (well, I just mentioned it now, but I won't again today). My apologies for going on and on this last week, it's just been such a great start for the...(oops, almost started talking about it again!).
Is anyone even here to run the joint? Do I have to fire up Big Bertha myself? Oh wait, there is still some black sludge at the bottom of the urn. The GOOD stuff! I'll just serve myself, then. Can I get anyone anything, since I'm behind the bar already?
New story is almost done - just have to write the sex scene. Car sex, no less. Fun!
Is anyone even here to run the joint? Do I have to fire up Big Bertha myself? Oh wait, there is still some black sludge at the bottom of the urn. The GOOD stuff! I'll just serve myself, then. Can I get anyone anything, since I'm behind the bar already?
New story is almost done - just have to write the sex scene. Car sex, no less. Fun!
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
You can abuse my brain cells a little more, Bill. Maybe with a little of Fuzzy's Jameson's (thanks Fuzz).
I am once again writing while listening to the winning Mets post game show. 10-1 start.
Sara, I have seen a LOT of Braves/Mets games. I had a good friend in NYC who was a rabid Braves fan and back in the day (early 90s) we went all the time. I flew back to see that crazy 1999 Braves/Mets playoffs, with everybody throwing shit a John Rocker.
I am once again writing while listening to the winning Mets post game show.
10-1 start.Sara, I have seen a LOT of Braves/Mets games. I had a good friend in NYC who was a rabid Braves fan and back in the day (early 90s) we went all the time. I flew back to see that crazy 1999 Braves/Mets playoffs, with everybody throwing shit a John Rocker.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by seeker4
Geez, man. You had me thinking there must be something important in Site Announcements. All that's happened is Jeff necro'ing a year and a half old thread by replying to me.
David Tennant is my favorite new era Doctor, but I'd still rank Jon Pertwee and Tom Baker ahead of him overall. Also, haven't seen any Capaldi and a friend who I've known since my original Dr. Who watching days told me I would probably like him.
I've been trying to write but keep failing miserably. I have almost decided that my original thought of taking this year off writing was a good idea. But not yet. I'm trying again.
Afternoon beer, please.
I was sucked into replying because it was Doctor related and I spent a hour or so of the previous evening making Doctor gifs (the best being my current one). Full disclosure: I've only seen the 9th-11th Doctors, in a Netflix binge-watch. It's a great series, but I got a little burned out. I will probably return to it if it ever comes back to Netflix.
Quote by Jimwillhavefun
Haven't kept up with sports in many years Verbal but glad to hear the Mets are doing well. I used to go to Shea Stadium all the time when I was a kid. I watched them play many times. Still have a bat I got from there way back in the 70's. Wife says I am a pack rat. LOL.
OMG! Shea! I've probably been there 50 times. In fact, I refuse to call the new Mets stadium by it actual name (because it's named after a frikkin BANK!), and refer to it as Shea. Never been to the new one. I was thisclose to getting tickets to the playoffs in 2015, and if they make it this year I will try my best to get there.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by Green_Man
Gav posted somewhere in the forum how we could use the alternate ending function in the story submission panel. I have searched and am unable to find the thread that had that posting.
At present I am working on a monster sex story that will have two endings. I'm about to split the story now and want to make sure I am doing it correctly. Could we possibly have the instructions for writing alternate endings placed here in the writing resources area of the forum?
https://forum.lushstories.com/yaf_postst59545_New-Story-Feature--Alternate-Endings.aspx
Looking forward to reading it.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by seeker4
Just don't watch the Dr. Who two-parter The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances. You'll never see gas masks the same way again and will definitely NOT want them as a fetish.
OMFG, that is maybe the creepiest Dr. Who ever. Don't Blink is up there too.
Gas masks, even without the Dr. Who element, are a pretty creepy fetish. But to each their own.
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Quote by HeraTeleia
I like (no laughing) Suave 2-in-1 shampoo. My hair is very fine but very thick, so I have to put a ton of leave-in conditioner in anyway. Sebastian Potion #9 (too lazy to go look at the bottle) works wonders.
I will laugh, because that is what I use too! Pretty much the entirety of my toiletries is Suave products. Cheap, and I don't have that much hair anyway.