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You put me in a Tom Petty kind of mood...
And now you've put me there too!
Love it
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And now you've put me there too!
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WellMadeMale
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And now you've put me there too!
Love it
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Beck channels Neil Young. One of the prettiest songs ever. Redone very nicely.
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Hey, can you be straight with me?
If not, what's your malfunction? Why pick me to carry on your charade with?
Is it because all I ever did was love you?
How's that make ya feel, big guy?
If not, what's your malfunction? Why pick me to carry on your charade with?
Is it because all I ever did was love you?
How's that make ya feel, big guy?
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Watership Down. What a great read.
You girls are just being.....
girls
You girls are just being.....
girls
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When I was a kid I would tape beetles (the insect) to the underside of a Frisbee, then toss it back n forth with my BFF. Never could disorient them little bastards.
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Quote by Magicmattn
What's your favourite sex position? And why?;)
Matt, you can search the forum for about 90% of any questions you may wish to pose. Locate what it is you are curious about, then kick start it again with a 'bump'. You're internet savvy, aren't you?
This one even has an active poll. What's a girl's favorite position?
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Quote by lafayettemister
WMM, when and why did you shave your goatee? It went so well with your ensemble.
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Quote by debraboudreauI was married 26 years and my sex life was never what I thought it should be. I realize that people have different levels of drive.
And there sex expectation is different
for more detail visit...
I saw what you did there
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Quote by YahtzeeQuote by stephanie
I like to teach them grammar and spelling...... They LOVE that! xx SF
You two are just too practical!
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Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
I have never found a date at one of my family reunions, nor wanted to!
Nor have I found the dog, sheep, horse, etc at all attractive (this ALSO includes chickens)
Some things belong in the toilet and nowhere else
And children... well I like to think there's a special hell for ppl that destroy the life of a child or get off on it
Don't beat me, cut me or burn me... I don't think the hospital emergency room is sexy at all (UNLESS you want to play Dr)
But a couple of bruises because things got a little wild is not out of the question ;)
I knew there were reasons I liked you from the gitgo, thanks for putting voice to them.
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Quote by gypsymothQuote by WellMadeMale
Some guys need to get a cat and leave it at that.
Suck eggs Jeff, you know ain't allowed here.
Gitcher mind outta the gutter, girl.
Being a mod is serious business, huh?
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Quote by Rigid4u
To clarify, I believe the question is being asked of women's thoughts. Men need not to reply, I'm sure the women get the point of the question without the help of your assassinine remark.
Hey man, you're the guy shaving your penis, not me. I'm merely letting the females know that not all male penii need to be shaved, plucked, or waxed.
However...if you'd had a bit of foresight...you'd notice the search button here on this forum and have probably found 3 dozen previous threads which dealt with your very question.
How's that make ya feel, Ridge?
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It is 40 minutes past 5 pm where I am.
Ice cold beer is in my mug. Briefly.
Ice cold beer is in my mug. Briefly.
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Just to clarify this small point for some women.
Hair does not grow on this man's penis, hence no shaving, trimming nor plucking is required or employed here. I have always assumed that hair did not grow on the penis.
I have learned something new, today.
Hair does not grow on this man's penis, hence no shaving, trimming nor plucking is required or employed here. I have always assumed that hair did not grow on the penis.
I have learned something new, today.
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Quote by Nikki703
Kind of like a teen that may get excited by hearing sounds of his/her parents having sex coming from their bedroom. Would that be incestuous? Not to me.
I remember thinking back then: 'Right on, man! ...at least they're still getting some.' The next thought that immediately came through my mind was.. ' Ick ... I gotta get the fuck outta here ' as I opened the window and slipped out to go sneak a few smokes and rinse my brain of what I'd just heard.
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Quote by DirtyMartiniQuote by nicola
The only way to be totally safe, is not to publish them anywhere. That kind of defeats the purpose for most people!
Of course, you could make your stories so bad that nobody in their right mind would want to steal them...though I guess you can't really count on that...
And that would sort of defeat the purpose for most people as well...
I've long wondered if a sort of batshit-crazy sister site, perhaps registered with the name: FlushedStories dot com ... would be an attractive option for those Lushstories submitted works of dreck which were repeatedly rejected from publication here.
Sort of a 3-strikes and you're out option - similar to the California penal system. There is no rehabilitation occurring for those who submit their droll efforts, but they do get their attention whoar fix satisfied and there is no arguing back and forth between moderators and those pretending to be authors either.
However, there are already pseudo competitor websites which pretty much publish that shit anyway.
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What is the mistake this person is making here? I mean, the primary mistake from a safety POV
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You know. He said, she said and then...somewhere in the middle of all that crap, is the truth.