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WellMadeMale
10 hours ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Kansas City

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Blackmail itself is generally regarded as a form of unwilling coercion and as such...is not allowed on site. However...the act of losing a wager between consciously willing adults, is a horse of a different color.

There's a list floating around here somewhere (in a few places) but you can find it most easily from the very first story submission page, if you take the time to read that page first...to see what is and what isn't allowed in story form here.
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Cialis > Viagra



Heh, you're not getting off that easy (from 'splaining your rationale). Come'on dude...spill.


Oh I spilled plenty lol.

Maybe I'll elaborate when I'm at home and have some more time to kill.



I suppose I had that one cumming.

Next time, a simple picture will suffice.

I miss Phone Sex Granny (elaine). She was really my 1st stalker at Lush. Managed to plague me all the way over to my email account.



I also miss the Iceman. His collection of Enya songs, dragon drawings and his sage dating/mating advice to all us younger people, were highlights of my earlier Lush visits in 2009 & 2010.

I often wonder if each has found the lasting happiness they sought and deserve.
I was 24, she was 36. That would make her about 63-64 now. I'd like to knock knees with her again too.

That's not looking too awfully probable however.
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Can I meet you or ChefKathleen or Nicola or The Painter at this club? How about MagicalFelix?
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Cialis > Viagra



Heh, you're not getting off that easy (from 'splaining your rationale). Come'on dude...spill.
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Uhhh Junior in High School?? What the hell are you doing on an 18yrs and over site... there's no way your old enough to be here
Go play on ... this site isn't for minors


No, this is a proper concern.

In the USA, if you're 18 years old and only a junior in HS, you've either flunked a grade or two or been held back a few years. It is much more common to be 16 or 17 and a junior in American schools.

What is the story with your age, Mikashikyo?

I was one of the oldest in my graduating class in HS and I didn't turn 18 til a few months before I graduated 12th grade.
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In the bathroom you spill your drink all over the toilet paper.


Why are you sipping your drink while you are on the toilet?


GOOD GAWD! That was my first thought too!


Come'on you lushes, don't tell us you've never taken your glass of booze into the toilet and been happily swilling it down while giving back what you borrowed just 40 minutes earlier.

I do this all the time.

I do not go rummaging around inside people's cabinets. Nor would I pick up any sex toys I might see laying about, unless I'm pretty sloshed...and then I might take it back to the dinner party and ask for a demonstration.

Yeah, I'd be pretty lushed out.
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Just post the best pics of a girls ass hole or ass


And this is why we all have to wait 20 posts before posting any images on these pages. Thank goodness.
Graham Kerr - The Galloping Gourmet (from the 1960s) This guy was hilarious and always drinking wine while cooking.



Kerr was born in London, and his parents were established hoteliers. As a result, much of his childhood was spent among some of the most outstanding chefs of Europe. Educated at the independent school Brighton College, he became trainee manager at the Roebuck Hotel in East Sussex, England, when he was just fifteen years old. After five years in the British Army as catering adviser, Graham became General Manager of England's Royal Ascot Hotel.

Kerr moved to New Zealand in 1958, becoming chief chef catering adviser for the Royal New Zealand Air Force. It was there that his media career began in the early 1960s: his recipes were delivered on radio and in magazines, and a related book, Entertaining with Kerr, sold out its first edition in eight days. He moved into television with the emergence of the new medium in New Zealand, after being recruited by NZBC producer Shirley Maddock.

Later The Galloping Gourmet, a show named for Kerr's onscreen persona, was taped in Ottawa at CJOH-TV and produced by his wife Treena Kerr. The origin of his "Galloping Gourmet" persona stemmed from a 1967 book he co-authored with wine expert Len Evans, The Galloping Gourmets. They got their nickname from a 35-day worldwide trek to the finest restaurants around the globe. The title was echoed in the opening of each episode of his original North American series, filmed in front of a live audience, where Kerr entered the stage area by running in and leaping over a chair in the dining room set.

The series was known for its lighthearted humour, tomfoolery and the copious use of clarified butter, cream and fat. Indeed, Graham's most famous line on the show might have been his response to someone's criticism of his cooking: "Madame, you could go outside and get run over by a bus and just think what you would have missed!" Graham also liberally featured wine, serving it with most meals, drinking it while cooking, using it in his dishes, and waxing poetic about its virtues. In an ongoing feature of the show, Kerr would make his way into the audience as the closing credits began and select an audience member (usually female) whom he would invite onstage with him to enjoy whatever dish he had just prepared. During The Galloping Gourmet's successful run, Graham became a worldwide sensation, wrote an abundance of cookbooks, and earned two Emmy Award nominations. One particularly amusing episode featured Kerr making the British dessert known as "Spotted Dick."
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nope....

Man you guys are no help at all :P


How outlandish would you consider some suggestions to be? What is the depth of your relationship with this boyfriend? Have you ever met him in person or is he simply an internet friend you consider as your boyfriend?

What do you enjoy?

There are several factors you could hint at which might jog better suggestions from this crew of perverts at Lush.
Methinks that I should have attended the Fug Academy of Subtle Editing, Tutoring and Advising...before I ever attempted story verifying.

I did find though, that two boxes of cheap wine sure helped me to read and verify those story categories which were often shuttled onto my plate.
I violated Rogue's Rule #1 in Online Dating, once back in 2002. Visible Veins on your boobs, eh? You think that might be a show stopper?

I agreed to meet a younger woman I'd been corresponding with via email from a dating website which shall remain anonymous.
She had no photographs posted and she indicated she was seeking a long term relationship with marriage and birthing and rearing
as her long term goals.

I of course, had the maximum photographs posted and had indicated I was most interested in short term/casual dating. The implication
being that fucking and sucking and not knocking anyone up was my primary motivation.

Why she chose to flirt with me, I still have no fucking idea. Our profile descriptions were nearly polar opposites and that should have
warned me off of her. But I was so horny a stiff breeze would give me a woody.

Having enjoyed some fucking success with these websites, I had learned that more-often-than-not, the prettier women (those who appealed to me)
did not post their photographs as they were quickly besieged by tons of cyber mail, winks, flirts and assorted other annoyances from all
manner of neanderthals.

She claimed via email correspondence that she did not have access to a digital camera and although it was 2002 and those devices were easily
accessible I chose to ignore this yellow flag and I agreed to meet her for an afternoon cocktail at a sports bar near her claimed residence. This
was not one of my then regular haunts so I had no qualms with possibly meeting The Bride of Frankenstein and having one of my chums
see me in her company.

I have never seen a human being with more opaque, translucent skin. She looked like she might have dwelt in a subterranean cavern all her life.
I have seen blind cave moles with more melatonin in their epidermis. Not that there's anything wrong with this kind of thing.
It is just not on my favorite kool aid flavor list.

Visible veins? I say this not to be cruel, but she looked a bit like a living, breathing road atlas. Blue lines representing county 2 lane asphalt roadways
and red lines representing 4 lane transcontinental super highways.

And still I was thinking of trying to wedge my cock into her refrigerating ice box. She managed to kill my libido when she confessed during
what passed, I assume, for her...polite initial flirting conversation.

"Dick Cheney is one of my heroes and I am so glad we have him and Rumsfeld to help our President lead our great country in this time of trouble."

I tried very hard not to make my face look like I had just swallowed a turd from my drink glass, then I downed the last four gulps of my Long Island Iced Tea,
threw a twenty on the table to pay for the drinks and tip, fought the urge to press a button on my cell phone on my hip, below the table edge so
she could not see - which would cause it to emit a tone and instead, I said -

"Hey, it's been lovely meeting you...but I don't sense any real chemistry here between us."

I did not even bother to attempt to shake her hand while departing. I don't truck with ignorant Cheney/Rumsfeld/Bush admiration society members.

As I stood up, grinning and fighting hard to not say anything further, I heard her mutter as I began to retreat.

"Was it something I said?"

I was inadvertently saved from hormone instigated spelunking with mole woman by contrary political conversation. That was indeed a first for me.
I hooked up with a cross dresser's girlfriend once. He was in the bedroom sitting in a chair, some 3 meters from the foot of the bed, watching the main event.

Approximately mid 50's in age. He towered over me and I'm 6'3". He was going for the Lil Orphan Annie look, I think. He wore a tousled reddish wig, full facial makeup with heavy rouge, eyeliner, fake lashes, ruby red lipstick, powdered cheeks. I think he even stuffed his brassiere with something (maybe a set of falsies?).

He came into the room, while I was banging his fiancee' (bait) and assumed his position at the far corner of the bedroom. I had to ask him to tone it down only once, as he was making a lot of noise over there trying to beat his impotent meat, under his plaid skirt.

I have no idea where he obtained his clothing. The dude was really quite large. He was easily 6'6" tall and 250 pounds. He looked like he could've played NBA in the 1970s.

This is what he reminded me of, but he was dressed in plaid...like a private Catholic high school girl. White blouse, black bra, plaid skirt, sheer white hosiery and I don't know where he found the those shoes, he had to have had size 15 feet.



Hey, you only live once, I say. It was hard to stifle laughing my ass off, but his fiancee' was quite stunning and I think she was thrilled to be with a man who wasn't 200% into that kink.

Don't knock it til ya try it, Buz!