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WellMadeMale
20 hours ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Kansas City
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Constant Gardener
He was a complicated man...like many of us are.
The son of a Sunni Muslim immigrant from Syria. The adopted son of a middle class couple in California. The brother of a sister he never knew of until his 27th year on the planet. The father of a child he denied being, whom he abandoned at the same age his own parents were when his mother was forced (by his maternal grandfather) to give him up for adoption, 23 years earlier.
Complicated, indeed.
The son of a Sunni Muslim immigrant from Syria. The adopted son of a middle class couple in California. The brother of a sister he never knew of until his 27th year on the planet. The father of a child he denied being, whom he abandoned at the same age his own parents were when his mother was forced (by his maternal grandfather) to give him up for adoption, 23 years earlier.
Complicated, indeed.
Constant Gardener
Alaskan King Crab legs...that were not tainted by radioactive seawater from Fukushima.
Constant Gardener
Quote by lafayettemister
The very first time you had intercourse, what position did you use?
Clumsy
Constant Gardener
You're on a website that is primarily literary in scope.
Paragraphs, punctuation and the limited use of emoticons would be welcomed by those you wish to communicate with.
This is a wall of text which gave me a headache to attempt to read and fuck yeah, I need a few beers now, myself.
But then again, it is Sunday and I always need a few beers on Sundays.
Edit your post man, make it easier to digest. You won't appear to be so..... whatever the hell you are.
Paragraphs, punctuation and the limited use of emoticons would be welcomed by those you wish to communicate with.
This is a wall of text which gave me a headache to attempt to read and fuck yeah, I need a few beers now, myself.
But then again, it is Sunday and I always need a few beers on Sundays.
Edit your post man, make it easier to digest. You won't appear to be so..... whatever the hell you are.
Constant Gardener
Sometimes very sensitive...no further suckage allowed. Other times, I can remain glass cutting hard and ready for round two or three after the ejaculation.
Never figured the phenomenon out. Never worried about it either.
On those occasions when it does happen, it allows for cuddling or further oral or digital stimulation from me to her. It's never been a reason that I've used to push my partner away.
But I can see where that might come in handy (at some point in the future), so...thanks for the idea!
Never figured the phenomenon out. Never worried about it either.
On those occasions when it does happen, it allows for cuddling or further oral or digital stimulation from me to her. It's never been a reason that I've used to push my partner away.
But I can see where that might come in handy (at some point in the future), so...thanks for the idea!
Constant Gardener
Quote by ArtAngelQuote by DirtyMartiniQuote by ArtAngel
I'd like to be able to add images to my profile from my IPhone ..is that possible..?
Like what...naked pictures of yourself? Just send them to me, and I'll add them to your profile for you...I promise...
Just trying to be helpful, btw...
Being facetious or silly??... Not impressed.. !!!
Constant Gardener
Underneath a pontoon boat, parked in 25' of water...with the owner of said boat - while her passed out, drunken husband was laying in the sun on the top of the machine, getting sun burnt to a crispy red shade.
Party Cove...1983
Party Cove...1983
Constant Gardener
Quote by Talentedtongue
Those who say it's not special have perhaps never had the pleasure and responsibility of introducing a young lady to her womanhood and the ecstasy and passion of becoming one with a man with his hardness penetrating her as she goes into her throes. Just writing this post brings back memories.....
Constant Gardener
Quote by Magical_felixQuote by WellMadeMale
I would never wear just a thong to the beach, but I own a few and I don't necessarily 'like' nor notice the material up my butt crack. That's not the reason I choose to wear a thong, when I do choose to put one on, either.
the thong is an occasional accessory for the woman in my life who requests such.
I take umbrage at your cackling hooliganism, Sir.
Apologize...or forever face The Wrath of The Thong
Constant Gardener
Who did Steve Jobs look up to and try to emulate?
Pretty good choice.
Pretty good choice.
Constant Gardener
Quote by imaginativerogue
Comando is better
Awww, that's not exactly very imaginative, Rogue!
Constant Gardener
You gotta have the physique to sport one. Fat guys or skinny guys with a pot belly make the whole thing look rather fucking silly and gross.
I would never wear just a thong to the beach, but I own a few and I don't necessarily 'like' nor notice the material up my butt crack. That's not the reason I choose to wear a thong, when I do choose to put one on, either.
Mid thigh boxer briefs for the win, but the thong is an occasional accessory for the woman in my life who requests such.
And I can wear it and look good.
I would never wear just a thong to the beach, but I own a few and I don't necessarily 'like' nor notice the material up my butt crack. That's not the reason I choose to wear a thong, when I do choose to put one on, either.
Mid thigh boxer briefs for the win, but the thong is an occasional accessory for the woman in my life who requests such.
And I can wear it and look good.
Constant Gardener
Quote by bigguns
thats a great idea overmykneenow but lets just use the resources we have here now this is kind of a temp thing as nicola has plans i think for a more permanent one so again MOW's story is in her post and mine is mine overmykneenow if you have a story or if anyone else does please post here or just critique remember no trolls
Dude, I read your story. Or I should say, I tried to read it. And I thought about offering you some constructive criticism but wouldn't you much rather have this done in private email communications...or are you really mentally and emotionally prepared to have your works marked up with red ink out in front of everyone?
I enjoy constructive criticism from my instructors, from my manager or director or VP...but I would much prefer that he or she do so during a fairly private 'walk n talk' through the building or city streets...or during a come to jesus meeting in their private office.
I've endured a few fucking rude assholes who were my immediate supervisor...attempting to tell me what they really felt about my performance - out in front of the entire department or in front of the entire class - and I can guarantee you ... I fire back with both barrels. I'd hate to see this concept of yours, turn into just that kind of thing.
Just say'n.
Constant Gardener
Quote by WHR43
My guys is just as bare, but it is more difficult for a guy.
Difficult? Actually, it's pretty damned easy. It's that constant daily shaving of the entire area which is a real pain in the neck. Failure to do so, results in...as I am sure everyone who does shave - knows.
Itching.
Why do you think it's more difficult for a guy to shave himself bare? Peer pressure or something like that?