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WellMadeMale
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Quote by VickieLynn1
Actually its not just women that lose drive. Its both and alot of it is bored of same ol' thing. More variety will most deffinetly keep interest hot. And both species should nurture trust.


I would suggest staying within our same species. Otherwise that's a bit too drastic variety. No matter how much the other species trusts you.
I think you might have meant genders. At least I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt.
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WellMadeMale
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I'd rather see racccon eyes out in the nightclubs than muffin top midsection overflow or older women walking around sporting lingerie in public.

But that's just me, mind you. I would also rather see Roccotool than either of the last two things, as well.
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Makes me glad that I can get by with my latex blow up doll, some corn oil and my collection of Hustler Mags from the 80s. All of this I was fortunate enough to be able to snag 2nd hand from friends, except the, ummm, oil. I get that from the local McDonald's fry vat recycle.

When I'm done jerking, I can lick my hand clean. Tastes like their world class fries.
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WellMadeMale
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Quote by LittleBambi
Quote by mazza
I know it's ask the guys but thought I'd add my opinion anyway...

I'm not skinny and I'm not all that pretty either - in fact I'm rather average, but I've never been short of attention from the opposite sex. I think it's more to do with personality. I mean, sure, first looks will draw the eye, but after that there has to be more to it...

If I guy isn't interested in me because I'm not skinny and gorgeous, then he's saving me the job of getting to know him in the first place, only to find out how superficial he is. That's good.

Regarding losing weight and it taking years off, actually, as one gets that little bit older, what I have seen is that losing weight can actually age you, especially if the weight goes around the face - it can leave a person looking a bit haggard - you need a wee bit of fat under the skin!! LOL (well, that's my excuse anyway!!)



Also butting in here... I think you're right with all the above points, I just wanted to add that in my experience when I've questioned guys as to why they've found me attractive (being average and curvy myself) and they've mostly said to me that it has alot to do with proportion.

So yeah, I'm a UK size 12/14 but I'm pretty in proportion, boobs match my figure etc etc. I may not be the one everyone has got their eye on in a gathering, but at least I know I'm getting a guy who's more than just superficial.


Meh...neither one of you know for certain that you're not getting a man who is not superficial. What if you were to find out a few years down the road that the only reason your fellow was initially attracted to you was because of your 'average looks'. Isn't that being superficial just the same? You don't think there are men out there who prefer to target UK size 10-16 women, as that is what turns them on to the max?

I think Clum nailed it. And I think the OP tossed out a passive aggressive/derogatory bomb in her opening statement. Skinny, pretty...instead of say...slender, toned, fit. I suppose she's to be given credit for not typing: emaciated, boney or starved, along with some variation of the adjective (pretty).

Geeze Louise (that's what some of us Yanks say, Clum)
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Quote by auntyliz
Having not had an appealing brother in law in the past (I am not married now) it had never entered my head that this was and I still cannot get my head around it. It isn't as though it is a blood relative! This is why I have had to put my latest story under the section.
I have been talking to someone on here with a similar relationship and find it strange, am I missing something here that is glaringly obvious?
I will be away for a couple of days, so if I don't answer don't think I am ignoring you LOL


Heh, I'd say that the Lush Marketing department has assisted you with probably gaining 40% increase in new audience story views just by placing it in the area. You should send them a note of appreciation.
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Quote by SexyBunny92
I was wondering why guys only seem to pay attention to the skinny pretty girls, and pretty much ignore thicker girls?

Thoughts? Opinions? Stories?


Let's turn this around and look at it from the other side of the table.

For every man who prefers the slender (skinny?) woman, there's a man who prefers the thicker pretty woman. You may not like his physique though. If that's the case, what's the matter with you?

Wouldn't it be boring as hell if you caught the eye of every man (or woman) on this planet?

I'm a tall skinny bastard and I have never expected to turn the head of every woman I might have found to be visually attractive to my taste buds. I also have never given it much thought beyond that.

It ain't nothing but a thang.
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Quote by LusciousLola
I am with DD and Nikki here and will have to pass on the DA or DV.


School is now in session ladies.

UrbanDictionary doesn't indicate it (you can be the 1st to leave a definition there) but what is: DA'd and DV'd ?


never been there, but i'm assuming DA'd is 2 cocks in the 3 hole at the same time and DV'd is 2 cocks in the front at the same time...


That makes more sense than DumbAssed x 2 or DeVirginized x 2. Thanks Alli
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Quote by LusciousLola
I am with DD and Nikki here and will have to pass on the DA or DV.


School is now in session ladies.

UrbanDictionary doesn't indicate it (you can be the 1st to leave a definition there) but what is: DA'd and DV'd ?
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WellMadeMale
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I have been to two different colleges and one high school and I've never had a single female teacher or instructor who was physically attractive (to me) or proactively and overtly flirtatious.

I do envy these 16 to 18 yr old young men who are banging their pretty hot 21 to 33 year old high school teachers.

Gawddamned lucky bastidges. And then they gotta go and tell everyone about it and get the nympho-biology instructor in a shit load of trouble.
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Quote by LittleBambi
'Split amicably'? Do you live in a different world to the one I do?

Yes, some people manage it but the reality is *most don't*. If you know your partner will not 'split amicably' then what do you do??


You don't marry the non-rational, crazy bastard in the first place.

What the hell are you doing? Isn't the person you are marrying, supposed to be that person who you gel with better than anyone else on the planet (at the time of your choosing?) Unless you're batshit crazy yourself, you shouldn't be marrying someone who has the propensity to become a monster at the drop of a hat.

If you find yourself stuck in a marriage of convenience where any sexual compatibility has long since evaporated, and you're good with that, but your partner is not...aren't you guilty of holding that person hostage? You're denying her or him full happiness. That might turn you on, but that also makes you a bit of a sadist. Probably not something you wanted to reveal at any time before you were proposed to or did the proposing yourself.

If you married the wrong person, that shit is on you.
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Quote by Markie
ok thx for being honest i shall then, can this thread be closed then?


No. Welcome to Lush Forums, Markie. Consider this thread to be your armband of initiation to Lush University. And thanks for all the fish.
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WellMadeMale
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Quote by Markie
she says stuff like marriage and never leave her tho among others things.... says that alot to


Men and women say all kinds of shit to each other, especially over chat, which they do not mean nor have any intention of following through on - in reality, young dude.

For instance, you have not been with her - for over a year. You've never really been with her. She and you have been chatting on the damned internet for over a year, and you've been passing up lotsa trim (by your estimation) during that period.

Simply put, you feel like a major dipshit now. Forget about it, man.

Unplug from Lil Miss Drama queen and go out and play in the prairie like a young buck should. Yanno...

Plow some fields, spread some seed, knock some babes up and assume some real responsibilities. It's just the internet fucking with you, man.
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WellMadeMale
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Motorola Tundra. It's a great radio phone with a shitty camera, poor texting capability and decidedly not very stylish.

But you can't kill the gawddamned thing and you'll never drop it unless you just have hands of stone. Way too many of the smart phones are too expensive for what they can and cannot do. Screens too small, eat too much juice too quickly, too many damned functions and does nothing very well...just everything - meh, okay.

I never drop calls. I can hear you flawlessly (unless you're on a smart phone - then you're breaking up or dropping off). And the damned thing is big. Too many phones are so small these days, they don't fit my hands.





If I want to surf the net...that's what the wireless laptop is good for. Sometimes I want to get the hell away from civilization. Easy, I just turn the phone off and push away from the 'net.
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Drives an 18 wheel semi-hauler on Ice Road Truckers reality program for Discovery Channel. Gets her toned arms from wrenching the steering wheel with great vigor.
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Quote by Magical_felix


You never had sex...and she's your ex-girlfriend? And She tells you about a guy that fucks her on the side? (yeah, good job to the three genius detectives above that solved that mystery...) Does she realize that she's your ex? And she hangs out with you to talk abou...Oh nevermind hahaha carry on Kornpopper.


And now we know the rest of the story.

Some guys play the game using much different definitions than the rest of us, Felix. It's all in the deciphering of what the hell they are really saying, isn't it?
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Feel free to pass this card around when you're being...bugged. Courtesy of a friend of mine.

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