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WellMadeMale
1 day ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Kansas City
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Constant Gardener
How do you feel about spelling out fractions, decimals, equations, street addresses, numerical highway designations, flight or train numbers, populations counts, sporting festivities and my favorite - Movie Titles.
Would it be: Rocky Fifteen, for instance?
Would it be: Rocky Fifteen, for instance?
Constant Gardener
Here's a novel suggestion.
Why not just be his platonic friend?
You may well have had two or three or four other guys walk by you, who were taken with your looks and maybe they wanted to say hi...but you didn't notice them, cuz you're so into trying to get this guy's attentions?
Sounds like he needs a good female friend, first. And you've got the inside track on that aspect.
Chill out on trying to be more, than just his good friend.
I've got many good female friends, and I treasure each of them and their perspectives.
Why not just be his platonic friend?
You may well have had two or three or four other guys walk by you, who were taken with your looks and maybe they wanted to say hi...but you didn't notice them, cuz you're so into trying to get this guy's attentions?
Sounds like he needs a good female friend, first. And you've got the inside track on that aspect.
Chill out on trying to be more, than just his good friend.
I've got many good female friends, and I treasure each of them and their perspectives.
Constant Gardener
crystalline cube cured her cuticle; cleansing with chelated chlorophyllic compounds, carbonaceous chondrites and...
Constant Gardener
Quote by spriteQuote by WellMadeMaleQuote by Yahtzee
punctuation would have been helpful for me ....
Help me out here, Yahtz...
What is a sexual exual ? You hangout with the younger men a bit more often than I do, perhaps you're aware of this term..?
it would be easier to demonstrate it than try to explain it, Jeff. if you've got a minute, i can give you a lesson or three
Must I get on my knees, hands tied behind my back, ball gagged and my nose painted fire engine red, again?
Constant Gardener
Quote by overmykneenow
That fellow could use a skin transplant.
Constant Gardener
Quote by Yahtzee
punctuation would have been helpful for me ....
Help me out here, Yahtz...
What is a sexual exual ? You hangout with the younger men a bit more often than I do, perhaps you're aware of this term..?
Constant Gardener
Actually maintains a large harem of pool boys, yard men, auto mechanics, congressmen and stockbrokers. A different fellow/flavor for every day of every month!
Constant Gardener
Quote by gabby212Quote by fillmeupgood22co not worry about recieving the gift, u wont get it
idk what to do, it makes me feel so bad!
You can send it to me, if you pay postage. I might re-gift it to someone else though, depending on how practical it is. If it's a locket of your pubic hair, I know an old hillbilly medicine woman who I can barter with, for instance.
Constant Gardener
Quote by Kornpopper
I agree! Parents need to take responsibility for their kids actions. I think adults are so afraid of being turned in to the authorities for spanking or punishing their children. They need to stop worrying about that and punish these kids. It's ok for them to be friends with their kids but they also need to be an adult and teach them that friends are better then enemies. Our ancestors weren't afraid to lay down the law if their kids acted up and they turned out just fine so why are we not learning from them, a proven system that works! These kids need to be punished severely for their actions and know it will only get worse if they continue to act that way.
If I ever have kids and they act this way I won't hesitate to give them capital punishment.
I am going to assume you meant to type: corporal punishment as what you did type - suggests that you would be willing to execute your own child(ren).
As a person who was born in 1960 in middle America and during a period of time when belts, green tree branches (switches), rolled up newspapers or magazines, fly swatters, lengths of garden hose, fan belts and wooden 'paddles' were being used extensively on my young friends (and a few times on myself) by my parents - I would have to say that beating on your own child to prevent that child from bullying or beating on another child...
Is one of the worst forms of teaching solutions or rectifying situations, ever devised by adult parents who have difficulty reasoning themselves when their own anger or displeasure is irked.
And having been physically bullied (by older or larger kids in my very small rural town and slightly larger school system) from the age of 6 to about 15, I can attest that while it was a pain in the ass (or nose/ears/shoulders/face) about the time I was 3/4ths the way through with puberty... That shit stopped pretty much overnight. It is amazing what rapid doses of testosterone and human growth hormone does to how other assholes attempt to coerce a person.
If you suspect your child is the bully, talk to your child(ren) and explain why that's bullshit. Don't raise your hand or fist to them. Do not perpetuate the violence, FFS's. If your child or your neighbor's kid(s) are the victim and you witness such - intercede.
In America...there is this thing called a juvenile detention center where 'we' put kids who grow up wanting to take advantage of weaker kids. Hopefully they will get some guidance and education there which their own parents did not know how to teach them previously. They may well receive the necessary counseling to help ease the violence they have suffered from their corporal punishment doling parents, so that the violence tendency is tamped down or extinguished altogether.
Constant Gardener
Quote by Magical_felix
This dude was kinda funny
By: Anonymous
Your writing made me feel as if I was right there and I wanted to leave.
That is all pretty damned funny shit.
Too bad many of you peeps weren't around here back in November 2009, when I posted the Youtube video: Phone Sex Granny in the forum.
Now that was a classically funny damned few days as I got scolded and schooled by a real sixtyish phone sex operator... um, Former Lush member.
We need more damned funny story comments here!
Constant Gardener
Quote by LusciousLolaQuote by CurlygirlyQuote by Yahtzee
if it (the gift) or he makes you feel uncomfortable or badly .... thank him for the gesture, and decline the gift.
remember, if he continues to pester you .... the "block" feature is very useful.
good luck!
I totally agree with Yahtzee!!! Respectfully decline. There seem to be quite a few "gift givers" on Lush.
There are a lot of gift givers here. If I don't want the gift, I just pass it on to someone else. The set of steak knives hap gave me, I just gave to my friend for a wedding gift.
And to think you were offended that I offered to take you trout fishing over a year ago, (you know, over there on the tame story side of the house)...instead of just preparing you a trout dinner!
Now I know the rest of that story!
Constant Gardener
Do you want to create a baby? Don't pull out, ever. Also, do not urinate in between ejaculations, if you're trying to knock her up.
Is the woman you're having sex with, infertile or using a birth control method which is 100% infallible? Are you sterile, have you been snipped (vasectomy)?
You do know of course, that urine kills sperm cells? You do know that pre-cum which is released from your Cowper's gland, is designed neutralize the acidity of your urine inside your urethra, so that when you do ejaculate later, you are not releasing dead sperm cells into your intended pregnancy partner?
There are many reasons to pull out or to finish inside, and more than just a few factors to consider. Now unless you know your sex partner very well and trust her very well (and neither of you wish to chance an unplanned pregnancy), then at least one of you should take precautions to stave that possibility off.
Otherwise a pregnancy can result.
If you're prepared to accept a pregnancy and the possible lifetime of responsibility which (depending on your line of thinking) it may entail, then by all means...shoot that beaver.
If you are unaware of basic human biology (High School science class 101)...then you owe it to yourself to bone up on how our homo-sapien bodies function.
What the fuck is a Cowper's Gland?
Does urine kill sperm cells?
I wanna knock her up!
Just look around sometime...try official 'looking' websites and not just erotic forum boards, or question and answer sites - answered by ignorant people who haven't clue one what they are guessing about.
Better yet - talk to your doctor. Get the straight shit, yanno...information is power - that old saw.
Is the woman you're having sex with, infertile or using a birth control method which is 100% infallible? Are you sterile, have you been snipped (vasectomy)?
You do know of course, that urine kills sperm cells? You do know that pre-cum which is released from your Cowper's gland, is designed neutralize the acidity of your urine inside your urethra, so that when you do ejaculate later, you are not releasing dead sperm cells into your intended pregnancy partner?
There are many reasons to pull out or to finish inside, and more than just a few factors to consider. Now unless you know your sex partner very well and trust her very well (and neither of you wish to chance an unplanned pregnancy), then at least one of you should take precautions to stave that possibility off.
Otherwise a pregnancy can result.
If you're prepared to accept a pregnancy and the possible lifetime of responsibility which (depending on your line of thinking) it may entail, then by all means...shoot that beaver.
If you are unaware of basic human biology (High School science class 101)...then you owe it to yourself to bone up on how our homo-sapien bodies function.
What the fuck is a Cowper's Gland?
Does urine kill sperm cells?
I wanna knock her up!
Just look around sometime...try official 'looking' websites and not just erotic forum boards, or question and answer sites - answered by ignorant people who haven't clue one what they are guessing about.
Better yet - talk to your doctor. Get the straight shit, yanno...information is power - that old saw.
Constant Gardener
Quote by bellMAN
I mean a "liar" in the sense that girls lie to boost their man's confidence, is this true? When a girl tells her guy "That is the biggest cock I have ever seen" or "I have NEVER been fucked like that," is she lying to make him feel better (and maybe in a way trick herself into thinking its better than it really is) or do girls only say such things if it is the truth?
Thanks!
Obviously you have not yet heard the saying: Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies.
The point being... Do not ask her any stupid questions designed to pigeonhole her into feeding your needy ego. This also follows the train of thought where you shouldn't give her any ultimatums, unless you're really prepared to hear her tell you where to get off.
The drained hormone, woozy after sex period of recovery is not really the proper time (there is no proper time actually) to ask her:
Was it good for you?
Did you cum?
Isn't mine the biggest damned cock you've ever enjoyed?
Where did you learn to suck a dick so well?
My gawd, where have you been all my life (all 18 to 65 years of it)? She's been fucking other guys dude. Lots of 'em. You really want to hear that? And she's had or seen some cock that makes yours look miniscule. You wanna hear that?
Oh, and while she rocked your world, you didn't even increase her heart rate, pulse or get her properly lubed up. She still hasn't cum with you, over the last four attempts and she's just itching to throw your ass to the curb.
Go ahead - put her in a tight corner and see what she does.
A white lie to you in any of those situations is merely her way of being merciful, for fck's sakes. You should get on your knees and kiss her toes if she lies to you in that instance.
Constant Gardener
With a pair of tits and a tummy like that; eyes...meh, hair...meh, smile...meh
*Shutters*
