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WellMadeMale
2 days ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Kansas City
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I, in no way advocate the theme of this song, but this video is funnier than hell. Watch it and tell you me, you don't giggle.
Constant Gardener
About, let's see......35 + (3x60) /2 - 53 = ?
We need (as the Brits say) a maths major.
We need (as the Brits say) a maths major.
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Quote by LittleMissBitch
where is thepainter??
Where is the moderator to delete these duplicate threads?
Painter is prolly already engaged in one handed skyping.
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I saw a woman masturbating in a bar one time. So did everyone else.
I was the only gentleman to approach her, buy her four more drinks and ask her if she needed a ride to her home.
Guess what else I found out?
I was the only gentleman to approach her, buy her four more drinks and ask her if she needed a ride to her home.
Guess what else I found out?
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Banging a hole in the bottom of someone else's boat. is that a bad thing?
Why must I, oh why must I...chase the cat....gotta be the dog in me.
Why must I, oh why must I...chase the cat....gotta be the dog in me.
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Quote by Buz
the only other thing I can think of adding is 'scratch and sniff.'
I've been requesting this feature for months, Buz. I think Gav has enlisted a chemist buddy of his to assist. Maybe 3rd quarter 2012.
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Quote by nicola
Looks like a South American version of Jeff!
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Quote by clumQuote by nicola
Looks like a South American version of Jeff!
Are we absolutely certain it isn't Jeff?
I have more gray than that handsome fellow does.
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Quote by lafayettemisterQuote by thepainterQuote by studintraining
where abouts is the gspot or is it different for every woman?
It's generally located under the middle toe of the woman's right foot.
Shows what you know. It's under the middle toe of the woman's LEFT foot. Dumbass.
You rookies are all clueless.
She generally keeps it in her purse, inside her billfold and it has a 25k limit.
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Just believe, DM. Don't read between any lines here, though.
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Shower stall seems to work pretty good most of the time. I don't dig on cleaning up cum stains from rugs, carpets, hardwood flooring...
Or forgetting to, and having my friends or parents comment on the dry splooge.
"What the fuck is all that crap, you slob?"
Who knows what they are thinking it was....I just try to avoid those conversations.
Or forgetting to, and having my friends or parents comment on the dry splooge.
"What the fuck is all that crap, you slob?"
Who knows what they are thinking it was....I just try to avoid those conversations.
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Quote by Magical_felix
Thanks! That is great advice! I should start making these bitches friends with benefits. And here I was worried about ruining a great friendship. Next time she's grinding her ass on my crotch cause I'm such a swell guy I won't hold back from letting thinks just pop up and see where it goes from there. A blow job on the way to the airport next time she needs a ride is in order too. I gotta start thinking more with my dick and stop being mr. Nice guy.
I like this new forum section.
Dude...
A FWB I've known carnally, since January 2000 (fewer than 2 dozen hookups since)...has always enjoyed flirting hard with me when she and I bump into one another (unplanned) at various nightclubs around our Metro area. She and I have similar taste in entertainment and meat markets.
Since I met her in a Gentleman's Club in 1996...and I know her personality...I play along. 99% of the time, I know I'm not getting invited back to her house to provide her meat filling for her sandwich - but she's a fun woman and likes to cut loose and I like to mess around a bit too - as I am sure you do, also. And ... everyone else, men and women, take note. Michelle's often the starter log on everyone's fireplace, if you catch my drift. That's the entertaining aspect of her personality shining through. She's not an attention whore so much as she's just incredibly self aware and doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks about her...All while maintaining everyone's respect and fueling lotsa lust which will go unsatisfied (towards her). She picks and chooses who she wishes to be with ... and more often, those times she just goes home alone.
I consider her a great friend. And not just because she occasionally invites me to bust a nut.
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Off the top of my head, I can think of about a dozen 18 to 19 year old chicks I'd like to drill.
Lend me your time machine so I can go back to 1981. I missed 'em the 1st time around.
Lend me your time machine so I can go back to 1981. I missed 'em the 1st time around.
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Quote by Yahtzee
man, I am missing out!!
This is partly why I am looked upon by some coworkers as not being a friendly sort of fellow. Fck that noise, I ain't shaking their hands. And, jerking off and fingering themselves might be the cleanest things, many of them do - all day.
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Quote by kochankatulipan
" I Dont Know How You Guys Walk Around With Those Things", LOL!!
Well this is the problem. It's all quite comfortable when flaccid, but when things begin to happen it can be really painful. And it's not easy to adjust in public.
Hard-ons are not supposed to hurt, ever. If you're experiencing pain, you should go see a urologist, Chief. Unless you've got a pair of squirrels or weasels battling MMA style in your slacks. What else is happening, down there which could be really painful?
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Quote by secretsandlies
Well, well made male, you've certainly got me pegged haven't you? Here I was thinking I'd fooled you into thinking I accidentally deleted my account. The deletion was simply because I'd had enough, I do believe I ended the post and had no more to say, curiosity led me to view the thread to see what Olivia had to say, it was then that I noticed your comment about being snarky! I pondered for a few hours and felt compelled to reactivate and allow you or anyone else the chance to rebut!
It seemed important to you and on balance you may have been correct. So I'm here for the purpose of rebuttal. Not an assessment of why I deleted the account.
So, use your two years of lush experience to rebut to your hearts content.
I am big enough and ugly enough to look after myself.
Til the next rebuttal opportunity!
Please email this back to someone who gives a hoot.
We'll probably see you again, in a few weeks (or months)...this place is as addictive as...well, as stalking Dancing_Doll's profile photo albums.
My apologies to Olivia and all other interested Lushies.
I'm off to pull more weeds out of the garden.
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Quote by secretsandliesQuote by WellMadeMaleQuote by Guest
Hello Olivia
I don't agree with your advice - but hey that's what makes this a fun and exciting world... differences of opinion...To the next post and beyond!
As with any advice/guidance provided here, it is for the reader to decide what next steps they are to take..to take on board the advice or not to take it on board.
We all have different world views and frames of reference..ours are simply different...and that is ok..life would be a little boring if we all agreed with each other...wouldn't you agree?
Til next time...)
Now this is the correct way to get your point across, Mr. Secretsandlies. Everyone else take note.
Declare your opinions in a snarky manner...then delete your account so you don't have to face any possible rebuttal. This is a smooth move, Ex-lax.
Rebut away well made male..I did indeed delete my account, but not for the reasons you assume. It came to my attention that you had something to say regarding my comment and how you felt it was snarky! So I reactivated the account, to give you the opportunityfor rebuttal. So I await your rebuttal. I may not be well made but a coward I am not.
I did feel I had made my point, we could have continued toing and froing but we would never have agreed. I've re-read my comment and cannot see anythinh "snarky" but I guess I would say that wouldn't I.
Olivia, they may also be on my couch too...
I await your rebuttal well made male and olivia and anyone else too who would like to contribute to this interesting topic.
Secretsandlies
You've been snarky (imo) in this thread a few times now. And it is a common practice (I've been here almost 2 years to witness this behavior) @ Lush for people to either not get their way and huff off in a fit of internet anger or to declare themself the winner in an internet disagreement or pointed argument...deleting their account and then coming back a week or a month or - as in your case, mere hours to set up a new account.
Some get scolded for posting rude comments or photographs (repeatedly). What's their solution? Account deletion.
Some take offense when their flirtations and come'ons are not well received by other members. Solution? Account deletion.
Some have a falling out with other members over any variety of commentary. Or maybe they just realized they were flirting with a man when they thought it was a super model. Again, the solution is to delete account and start over.
I really fail to see how a person could accidentally delete their account. Gav has idiot proofed the process pretty darn well.
So, if you weren't being snarky and you, ahem...accidentally deleted your account - my apologies.
I've been here awhile and I'm also a bit cynical and jaded.
Or perhaps...I'm just overly observant.
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Quote by armpitloverQuote by LittleMissBitchpls baby come to me and stick it into my mouth
i usually run to the kitchen to cum after i masturbate but sometimes i dont make it.
Get on this pronto, LMB. LMFAO
Love the name, ArmpitLover. And your photos are priceless. I bet you're a real catch.
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When I was 16 and 17 I thought a variety of weird shit...but fortunately I avoided becoming a major beta dork and just decided to go with the hand(s).