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WellMadeMale
19 hours ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Kansas City
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Constant Gardener
Just give Pixie one of my badgers, please. I hate to see a deserving young lady go without.
Constant Gardener
I dream about meeting and marrying an older, sophisticated, sultry, sexy, successful, nymphomania afflicted (female) business owner/professional, who can support me in the lifestyle to which I have become accustomed.
Beer & bologna sandwiches / frozen microwave dinner fare will work just fine (fyi).
If my dick was any bigger I would require expensive custom made slacks. I'll pass.
Beer & bologna sandwiches / frozen microwave dinner fare will work just fine (fyi).
If my dick was any bigger I would require expensive custom made slacks. I'll pass.
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Quote by giacobe66
yes i would. Bella Donna, Joanna Angel, Inari Vachs, Chaisy Lane, and Julia Bond would be my picks. very hot girls that get really into what they are doing.
Have you seen Chasey Lain, lately?
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Quote by DirtyMartini
Hey Rignon...I think if you follow Ashleigh Doll's advice you'll do just fine...and don't take Jeff too seriously, he's just a trouble maker...
You know, everyday stuff like that...just "keep it real"...
Alan, your comment just offended me.
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Quote by smoothsolo1
AppleOfYourEye - While you are entitiled to your opinion, I am very much offended by your comment.
Something like that offends your sensibilities? Stick around five or six months, I bet you'll be offended a few dozen times.
Gimme a break.
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Quote by LittleMissBitch
i think a young guy stands a perfect chance with older women. i have a friend 41 dating a guy whos 23. young guys can give something to us "older" women that men our age maybe dont so much anymore...
total unadulterated adoration. ;)
And then, you have to change their diapers.
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Quote by Rignon
In a recent conversation with a friend, we talked about the Hugh Hefner story. She was rather appalled at the idea of a 60 year age gap between the runaway bride and HH.
It gave me an idea:
A young wife or college student feels pretty much the same way about the story, however, shortly after she meets a much older man (she 25 he 75) and immediately there is a spark or something. She tries to fight it but is unable to.
I have most of the idea formed I'm just not sure how to get the action started.
Perhaps he is a mall walker or maybe they meet at church?
Any ideas or suggestions would be appreciated. Thanks
I'd suggest, he's a genetically modified human. Place the story in the year 2085 (the dude hasn't even been born yet)...but at 75 he looks like Ryan Reynolds does now. Then it will work just fine.
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Lightning porn - set to tunes I borrowed from a very energetic porn clip I came across at some point in the past.
Porn just doesn't ring my bell, unless there's some decent beats blaring. Screw a bunch of yips, yelps, grunts and forced dirty talk.
Porn just doesn't ring my bell, unless there's some decent beats blaring. Screw a bunch of yips, yelps, grunts and forced dirty talk.
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This little nub of an article tripped one of my remaining, functioning neurons this morning.
There is not a week that goes by anymore, without seeing hilarious sexts and images harvested from them, appearing online @ various websites, such as Gawker (several others spring to mind, but I forget their actual 'names', now).
If you do sext, is it more likely to be with someone you have come to know...or do you just make your intentions known right off the gitgo?
There might be another four threads around here addressing this topic, but I'm sure there are zero polls (until now).
With News of The World now in the rear view mirror ... I see a niche & hope to fill a vacuum. What are your sexting tendencies. Spill.
As for myself...I've never used my phone to send photos of my naughty bits. I have struggled to send texts at all to a small handful of playful, steady female partners over the last five or six years. I actually hate texting. I use my phone as a phone (not a camera or a hand held computer).
There is not a week that goes by anymore, without seeing hilarious sexts and images harvested from them, appearing online @ various websites, such as Gawker (several others spring to mind, but I forget their actual 'names', now).
If you do sext, is it more likely to be with someone you have come to know...or do you just make your intentions known right off the gitgo?
There might be another four threads around here addressing this topic, but I'm sure there are zero polls (until now).
With News of The World now in the rear view mirror ... I see a niche & hope to fill a vacuum. What are your sexting tendencies. Spill.
As for myself...I've never used my phone to send photos of my naughty bits. I have struggled to send texts at all to a small handful of playful, steady female partners over the last five or six years. I actually hate texting. I use my phone as a phone (not a camera or a hand held computer).
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Quote by DirtyMartini
I bet Jeff could give you some good advice here...he'll be by I'm sure...
And it's a good thing I didn't devote much thought to this. OP is a goner already.
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When you care enough to send the very best. Tangled Vine - Quality in quantity!
28 & holding, eh? Me too!
28 & holding, eh? Me too! 
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Chances are high that I'm not paying much attention to her jewelry. Unless it's gaudy. And if it's a first date, I doubt there'll be a second one, unless she also gives excellent head.
I can overlook jewelry faux pas, if she's great in the sack.
I can overlook jewelry faux pas, if she's great in the sack.
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LadyX knows where, Chef. She's just too civilized and refined to post them here. Me, hardly.
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What happens to all the christian's carotid arteries when they discover there is no god at the end of times
penetration
penetration
