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Constant Gardener
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http://www.homethemovie.org/
We are living in exceptional times. Scientists tell us that we have 10 years to change the way we live, avert the depletion of natural resources and the catastrophic evolution of the Earth's climate.
The stakes are high for us and our children. Everyone should take part in the effort, and HOME has been conceived to take a message of mobilization out to every human being.
For this purpose, HOME needs to be free. A patron, the PPR Group, made this possible. EuropaCorp, the distributor, also pledged not to make any profit because Home is a non-profit film.
http://www.homethemovie.org/
We are living in exceptional times. Scientists tell us that we have 10 years to change the way we live, avert the depletion of natural resources and the catastrophic evolution of the Earth's climate.
The stakes are high for us and our children. Everyone should take part in the effort, and HOME has been conceived to take a message of mobilization out to every human being.
For this purpose, HOME needs to be free. A patron, the PPR Group, made this possible. EuropaCorp, the distributor, also pledged not to make any profit because Home is a non-profit film.
Constant Gardener
Quote by scooter
I still think a beer tap stemming from my lush home page would be awesome,
along with a cigarette smoke filtration system.dKCZcUOF6LE8JrqD
Now you're just being particular. Do like I recently did and turn your beer cooler with tap, into your computer case to house your motherboard and cpu. Just add a pony keg, it fits just under the video graphics card, side mounted.
I liquid cool my cpu and enjoy a few cold ones. It works well, about the time I'm ready to turn off the pc for the night, I'm good & crocked, have already transformed the coolant into waste water and shouldn't be typing drunk on the internets anyway.
I use my cat for my smoke filtration system. Do not ask how.
Constant Gardener
I was young..in my early 20's when I first heard the term: Pre-nups
What the fuck?
Am I jacked up...if I ask for you (her) to sign documents before we pledge our undying love to one another?
Or......am I jacked up, if I demand you to sign documents before we pledge our forever after love for each other?
Personally speaking - You are going to sign on the dotted line, or we can just fucking live together.
Why?
I got shit you don't want to be a part of.
How do you feel?
Yes or no or ... who the fuck cares? ( Where is the poll?)
What the fuck?
Am I jacked up...if I ask for you (her) to sign documents before we pledge our undying love to one another?
Or......am I jacked up, if I demand you to sign documents before we pledge our forever after love for each other?
Personally speaking - You are going to sign on the dotted line, or we can just fucking live together.
Why?
I got shit you don't want to be a part of.
How do you feel?
Yes or no or ... who the fuck cares? ( Where is the poll?)
Constant Gardener
Quote by gypsymoth
Fiancé:
[fee-ahn-sey, fee-ahn-sey] Show IPA
–noun
a man engaged to be married; a man to whom a woman is engaged.
Origin:
1850–55; < French: betrothed, past participle of fiancer, Old French fiancier, verbal derivative of fiance a promise, equivalent to fi ( er ) to trust (< Vulgar Latin *fīdāre, Latin fīdere ) + -ance -ance; see -ee
—Can be confused: fiancée, faience.
Also, commonly and mistakenly associated with: financier
fin·an·cier (fnn-sîr, f-nn-, fnn-)
n.
One who is occupied with or expert in large-scale financial affairs.
Constant Gardener
LF...when you get those kinds of images on your screen - right click on them and select [view image] in a separate window. Then grab 'that' url to use to paste into the Lush window and highlight with the Lush image link...button.
Although, in this case, you might have downloaded the image to your pc...then shrunk it down to 600x600 pixel size.
Although, in this case, you might have downloaded the image to your pc...then shrunk it down to 600x600 pixel size.
Quote by latinfoxy
Constant Gardener
Mount Roraima is the highest of the Pakaraima mountain chain in South America. The 31 square kilometer summit area is defined by 400 meter tall cliffs on all sides and includes the borders of Brazil, Venezuela, and Guyana. The tabletop mountains of the Pakaraima’s are considered some of the oldest geological formations on Earth, dating back to some two billion years ago.
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This is why we don't allow people too much leniency within their first 20 forum posts. Nice attempt at spamming, Jay or Jayme, or whomever you really are.
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Have you ever done this at your (former) place of employment. Shortly after you clicked [send] you realize that perhaps you should not have sent it, kind of like this poor bastard?
(from comments...)
East Texas Gas Trader -- Mark my words: That person will wind up trading gas for Energy Transfer.
Permaguest -- Future UBS compliance manager.
Guester -- This guy shows little regard for the law and is clearly untrained regarding the use of email. In short, he's got management written all over him.
(this website is farking hilarious)
(from comments...)
East Texas Gas Trader -- Mark my words: That person will wind up trading gas for Energy Transfer.
Permaguest -- Future UBS compliance manager.
Guester -- This guy shows little regard for the law and is clearly untrained regarding the use of email. In short, he's got management written all over him.
(this website is farking hilarious)
Constant Gardener
A farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor’s ranch house, and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened it and greeted him.
“Is your father home, Jerrel?”
“No sir, he isn’t; he went to town.”
“Well, is your mother here?”
“No sir, she went to town with Dad.”
“How about your brother, Howard? Is he here, by any chance?”
“No sir, he drove Mom and Dad to town.”
The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.
“Is there anything I can do for you, Mr. Roberds? I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message for you.”
“Well,” said the rancher uncomfortably, “I really wanted to talk to your father. It’s about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant.”
The boy contemplated for a moment.
“Yep, you would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don’t know how much he charges for Howard.”
A boy, about 9, opened it and greeted him.
“Is your father home, Jerrel?”
“No sir, he isn’t; he went to town.”
“Well, is your mother here?”
“No sir, she went to town with Dad.”
“How about your brother, Howard? Is he here, by any chance?”
“No sir, he drove Mom and Dad to town.”
The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.
“Is there anything I can do for you, Mr. Roberds? I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message for you.”
“Well,” said the rancher uncomfortably, “I really wanted to talk to your father. It’s about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant.”
The boy contemplated for a moment.
“Yep, you would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don’t know how much he charges for Howard.”
Constant Gardener
Sarah is correct, abortion was illegal when she was conceived.
Sarah believes that abortion should be outlawed again, and all babies protected, until they're born - then they are all on their own. "Adversity breeds character, damn it!"
Sarah believes that abortion should be outlawed again, and all babies protected, until they're born - then they are all on their own. "Adversity breeds character, damn it!"
Constant Gardener
These guys make those rioting dudes in Cairo, Damascus & Tripoli, look like rank amateurs.
I never understood the mass psychology involved in this stupidity.
I never understood the mass psychology involved in this stupidity.
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Quote by briannasandriss
My story Mystery Cocks was plagiarized onto another web site. Someone named XxcupidxX cut and pasted my story (screwing it up and leaving out part of it) from this site and placed it on COMPETING STORY SITE NAME REMOVED BY MODERATOR under his own name.
I've now realized that Lush Stories isn't protected from cut-and-pasters. Other websites I've been on had a feature making that impossible. I've asked Lush Stories about this. I think this is a great web site, but it would be better if its users were protected more.
What does everyone else think?
I think that if you were really concerned about this cut-n-paste plagiarizing capability, that you would have tried to cut-n-paste someone else's story before you became a member at Lush and determined your own risk of placing your stories on the Lush server, instead of honking on about it after the fact and mentioning a competitor's website name in one of your first community posts.
Or perhaps, failing that bit of forward thinking preventative measure, you might have contacted one of the various site moderators and or tried to reach the website owner/operator to discuss this concern, discreetly.
Blaring this out where you did? Meh...That's what I think.
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Quote by Catnip
I think the police would be the last person I'd lie to actually.
Actually, Miss-Irresistible-Feline-Attracting-Weed, most authority figures are the very last motherfuckers you want to tell the absolute truth to.
I say, 'fuck 'em and the horse they rode in on.' This philosophy has not failed me yet. And I've had a more than a few conversations with them.
I used to tell 'em the truth (as I saw it), til I realized they don't give a shit about the truth, they have already made their own truth...and I will not play into it.
Constant Gardener
Poor optics. I can't quite make out the printing on the blue placard on yonder wall. And what's with the weird shadows in the middle of your tummy?
*my bad, that's your belly button.
Fawk!
nice titties!
*my bad, that's your belly button.
Fawk!
nice titties!
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I devised a method to keep the sheepdog (who I have named - Count Dogula) in the story. He is a critical character.
A cellular morphing vampire sheep herding canine. By day this guy:
during full moons, this guy:
minus the glitter
Sexy, no?
A cellular morphing vampire sheep herding canine. By day this guy:
during full moons, this guy:
minus the glitter
Sexy, no?
Constant Gardener
I devised a method to keep the sheepdog (who I have named - Count Dogula) in the story. He is a critical character.
A cellular morphing vampire sheep herding canine. By day this guy:
during full moons, this guy:
minus the glitter
Sexy, no?
A cellular morphing vampire sheep herding canine. By day this guy:
during full moons, this guy:
minus the glitter
Sexy, no?
Constant Gardener
1. What is your Middle name?.......Leslie
2. A 4 Letter Word:........................leak
3. Girls name:............... Louwanda
4. Occupation----------------------- linguist
5. Something you wear:..................lap-band
6. Beverage:................ --------------Lushie (2 parts Wild Turkey/1 part lemon juice/a dash of Ooof)
7.. A place: .....................................Luxembourg
8. Something you shout .. --------- Louise (Geeze...LOUISE!!)
2. A 4 Letter Word:........................leak
3. Girls name:............... Louwanda
4. Occupation----------------------- linguist
5. Something you wear:..................lap-band
6. Beverage:................ --------------Lushie (2 parts Wild Turkey/1 part lemon juice/a dash of Ooof)
7.. A place: .....................................Luxembourg
8. Something you shout .. --------- Louise (Geeze...LOUISE!!)
Constant Gardener
Quote by Dancing_Doll
Bad Sex:
3. Man who doesn't understand the female anatomy (and doesn't bother to ask), and can't find the clit and just starts stabbing around with his tongue or fingers in the general area. Location, location, location.
Every man knows the clit is that puffy piece of flesh between the nostril and the tailbone. Only stupids cannot find it.
Constant Gardener
Is this anything like exploding balls or erupting cocks? Atomic organisms?