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WellMadeMale
17 hours ago
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Constant Gardener
Quote by vic2631
Wanna thank all you girls for replying because i love to eat pussy and got som great tips from yoy girls thanks a million
Kinda pisses me off. You got the benefit of the internet. I got the hard benefit of experience.
Arrgh...
I bet I had more fun than you will.
Constant Gardener
the right woman, can suggest me into cumming in my pants. Her mind is what triggers the best of me.
Constant Gardener
whom here, actually hears the background music once foreplay is 30 seconds old?
Constant Gardener
Ever find yourself using a toothpick (the kind made of wood) after dinner/ingesting food...?
I have, all my life, done this...to dislodge irritants from my teeth. A few of my girlfriends have done so, as well. My last few girlfriends regard this practice as...
Uncivilized.
So, do I - and as such, I try to do so, in private.
What do you think?
I have, all my life, done this...to dislodge irritants from my teeth. A few of my girlfriends have done so, as well. My last few girlfriends regard this practice as...
Uncivilized.
So, do I - and as such, I try to do so, in private.
What do you think?
Constant Gardener
When I was 26, I was hit on by a woman 5 yrs older than me. She had major stretch marks from her recent birthing experience and it was like throwing a hotdog down a hall way....but hell, it was still - PUSSY.
When I was 36, she was 41 and throwing herself at my feet. She liked anal only and 'put up' with vaginal penetration and I was instructed not to cum anywhere but her asshole. I chalked her up to ........ different.
When I was 45, she was 59, and loved to give head. Did not want anal nor vaginal, claimed she was a virgin in both holes. I blew her head off and never saw here again. She could not have been a virgin. Damn, she was F.I.N.E. fine.
I won't mention what happened when she was 19 and I was just....
Dude, you're normal. People like - other people, age is often times, just a number. Sometimes though, it's a power-play.
When I was 36, she was 41 and throwing herself at my feet. She liked anal only and 'put up' with vaginal penetration and I was instructed not to cum anywhere but her asshole. I chalked her up to ........ different.
When I was 45, she was 59, and loved to give head. Did not want anal nor vaginal, claimed she was a virgin in both holes. I blew her head off and never saw here again. She could not have been a virgin. Damn, she was F.I.N.E. fine.
I won't mention what happened when she was 19 and I was just....
Dude, you're normal. People like - other people, age is often times, just a number. Sometimes though, it's a power-play.
Constant Gardener
The only thing that is slightly different about your fetish is that you really want your sexual partner to be clothed while you are attempting to penetrate her.
You'll find it works better when she's not wearing panties or swimsuit (one piece or bikini bottom). Typically, I mean.
You are wanting to consummate the sex act via penetration, right? I suppose you can always slide the crotch fabric to one side or the other, but that's not really weird. That's just, umm, super duper kinky.
Right on!
You'll find it works better when she's not wearing panties or swimsuit (one piece or bikini bottom). Typically, I mean.
You are wanting to consummate the sex act via penetration, right? I suppose you can always slide the crotch fabric to one side or the other, but that's not really weird. That's just, umm, super duper kinky.
Right on!
Constant Gardener
the pale blue dot
part 3 of the multi-part video series (re-edited)
part 3 of the multi-part video series (re-edited)
Constant Gardener
The American government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
After the US published the study, the Australians decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 2 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
The Canadians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, plus six cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.
After the US published the study, the Australians decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 2 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
The Canadians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, plus six cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.
Constant Gardener
Rumspringa is another unique Amish tradition. Think Girls & Boys gone wild. I just watched a pair of National Geographics programs about Amish traditions & lifestyles. One program dealt with Rumspringa and traditional Amish community; the other followed 5 youth, 16 to 23 years of age, as they lived in London for a year away from 'home'. Interesting pair of programs.
Most of them are home schooled or schooled within their community, but not in classroom setting past 8th grade.
What this sexter did was illegal, indeed. But he may have been steered into divulging more and more of his tendencies...the number he 'accidentally' reached belonged to a 12 yr old girl. After the first text message, the child's parents took over the conversation and baited the Amish kid in the ongoing conversation.
Now...what kind of parents allow their 10, 11, 12 yr old child to have a cell phone for texting or photo trading? The whole thing is pretty sordid, imo.
Most of them are home schooled or schooled within their community, but not in classroom setting past 8th grade.
What this sexter did was illegal, indeed. But he may have been steered into divulging more and more of his tendencies...the number he 'accidentally' reached belonged to a 12 yr old girl. After the first text message, the child's parents took over the conversation and baited the Amish kid in the ongoing conversation.
Now...what kind of parents allow their 10, 11, 12 yr old child to have a cell phone for texting or photo trading? The whole thing is pretty sordid, imo.
Constant Gardener
Quote by dan17
great shot, this is a nice creation just like a eruption from volcano
That is an actual photograph of an actual eruption from an actual Chilean volcano, Dan. No photoshopping occurred nor was there any creation occurring except for the actuality which was occurring at the time the actual photograph was actually snapped. It was never actually stated whether the actual snapshot was taken at dawn or dusk during the creation of the actual plume of actual belching smoke.
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shredded dignity, dripping from the walls and ceiling. Meanwhile, at the edge of Okefenokee Swamp, a shy Bigfoot peered into the open flapping entrance of a tent...
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Is that 100k unique IPs visiting or what other metric? For instance, I think I logged on & off & on...maybe 7 separate times in the last 24 hours. Is that counted as seven visits or just once?
Just trying to understand, but even still...100k visits in 24 hours is impressive...especially on one server. Have any idea how many pages were served up in the same time frame?
Just trying to understand, but even still...100k visits in 24 hours is impressive...especially on one server. Have any idea how many pages were served up in the same time frame?
Constant Gardener
What's location got to do with this?
Unless you're sitting in a mental ward where sexual contact between patients is not allowed, or you're jammed into the penitentiary where it's definitely frowned upon and generally not desired anyway.
I guess you could be stuck in some shithole and not want to choose a sexual partner from among the local population within a 100 kilometer radius of your home base.
I think it has more to do with timing, as do many things. The older I've grown, the less emphasis I have placed on absolutely needing a female partner who also wants or needs sexual contact at the drop of a hat.
I'd still like to be with a woman who is open to the idea of intimacy which may well include some degree of sexual intercourse or oral give & take. It's not 100% the most important aspect for me anymore. The fact that for a long period of time in my life, this was the factor which was of the highest priority, might explain why...at 50 some odd years of age...I have never married, nor been with a partner for longer than six years.
No regrets allowed.
Unless you're sitting in a mental ward where sexual contact between patients is not allowed, or you're jammed into the penitentiary where it's definitely frowned upon and generally not desired anyway.
I guess you could be stuck in some shithole and not want to choose a sexual partner from among the local population within a 100 kilometer radius of your home base.
I think it has more to do with timing, as do many things. The older I've grown, the less emphasis I have placed on absolutely needing a female partner who also wants or needs sexual contact at the drop of a hat.
I'd still like to be with a woman who is open to the idea of intimacy which may well include some degree of sexual intercourse or oral give & take. It's not 100% the most important aspect for me anymore. The fact that for a long period of time in my life, this was the factor which was of the highest priority, might explain why...at 50 some odd years of age...I have never married, nor been with a partner for longer than six years.
No regrets allowed.
Constant Gardener
Well, that was certainly interesting, Mister. I'll continue to take a rain check on my active physical participation. Voyeur will remain my boundary.
Still, it's somewhat comforting to realize that humans such as these can indeed enjoy their sexuality.
Every human should be able to participate in a wonderful sexually self aware lifestyle/relationship (if they so choose to).
Still, it's somewhat comforting to realize that humans such as these can indeed enjoy their sexuality.
Every human should be able to participate in a wonderful sexually self aware lifestyle/relationship (if they so choose to).
