Aside from being screwed by an employer, grasping my hard cock in my hand (alone) anywhere...and jerking my meat...has to rank up there amongst the top 3 worst positions possible.
But it also could rank in the top three best positions. It is fairly subjective.
loosedryholeversusmicroscopiccock=?
That's got to be the title to a new Lush winner story. Who can write this and make it interesting?
use your fingernails to your advantage.
You have teeth, don't you...and jaws?
You do know how to grab that cock and twist it 'nearly off' with your pussy?
'Finger' - meet 'ass'.
I'm full of answers tonight. Or perhaps, I'm just full of it?
I was burning through the channels today on satellite and saw a mention on CNN about a 17 yr old high school student who had physically backed his teacher/instructor up against a wall, in a classroom. They were both standing...he was towering over her and mouthing off, above her...she had to look up at him and was being forced to cower.
She: Thirty-something, about 5'4" in height...140 pounds (you do the conversion please)
He: Towering over her at 6'3" plus and 220 pounds...
He had her backed up and he was basically lecturing her about something in a heated argument. A classroom video camera showed that she used her arms to push him back and away. I will say that it appeared that she was in her rights to do this.
She was charged with assaulting the student. I think the evidence will prove that he was assaulting her and she was protecting herself.
Let's read your thoughts. How do you handle close-fucking-talkers? When do you say, 'enough is e-fucking-nuff, back the fuck away.'
Myself, I will let someone get away with nose to nose commentary (if that person finds it necessary to get in my face) but my reply will be equally forceful and to the gawdamned point.
"Fuck off and get out of my face, this is your 1st and last warning."
I know associates who would deck someone who encroached within 12 inches of them. What is your boundary line? How far will you be..pushed or allow someone to try to intimidate you, before you let loose the hounds of hell?
Go enjoy a hot shower and a vigorous self stroking.
Is actually the illegitimate lovechild resulting from a weekend Ferengi, Romulan, Klingon and Borg orgy.
How she squints and struggles to adjust to even candlelight, after I release her from our lovingly crafted dungeon of domination and deprivation, four days later.
I prefer the view of a nice ass, marching away from me...to fetch me another cold beer - and the view of a pair of proudly swaying breasts, parading towards me - with that cold beer coming along for the strut.
**Insert common tool addendum** I care not most - for the boobs nor the butt, it's the personality which attracts and holds my attention.
squeeze through tight places
combination health snack - sex toy which was planned to be introduced to his legions of fans during his heyday in the mid eighties. The irony was that edible device was also a slick chocolate nutbar promoted by Elizabeth Taylor, yet it was this product's versatility which ...
