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WellMadeMale
6 hours ago
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
He doesn't need a trailer park wingman. He gets ass thrown at him from that direction as well. Pay attention.
Were I come from the wingman is the fellow traveler who is scraping up my discards. He's not feeding me anything. If anything he's there to ward off the errant missile from intercepting my targets while he enjoys the debris field I am creating.
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Quote by jim4pleasure
For those that thought this was a really bad thing, like god forbid someone help out a virgin, he's been with three girls his age since then - having the time of his life exploring what he likes now that he's been "educated" by a caring woman. Really amazing how far a little help and guidance can go.
Well, I can't speak for anyone else, but if I were your nephew...I know that I would long cherish the fond memory of losing my virginity to my creepy-friendly uncle's fuck buddy/part-time piece of ass.
You're a savior Jim!
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Methinks you could hook up with Hasabrain and perhaps mentor him. You appear to be leading the kind of lifestyle which he longs for.
He could be your trailerpark wingman!
He could be your trailerpark wingman!
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Quote by PersonalAssistant
Interesting thread.
I have found that a true gentlemen does not have to advertise that they are respectful, nor do they need to implore they have manners.
True gentlemen are found in all walks of life, all ages, any profession and any status. They wear jeans, or board shorts, some wear suits, others wear uniforms. It's not how a man looks, but how a man treat another person .... regardless of gender or age or status. A true gentleman in my books has compassion, empathy and a sense of his own worth (not selfish, nor conceited, nor arrogant) that he wants to share with you and others.
Spoken by a non-pretentious woman who also knows it's the man who makes the clothes - not the other way around.
Bravo
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Quote by mrlobo505
Please be detailed.
Yes -
Please explain with fine granularity, nested instructions and medical terminology. Do not leave out any salient facts nor salty description.
One must get his rocks off when reading your replies, ladies.
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Quote by Bigbreasts22
What is your favorite thing to do right after sex?
Beat feet before her husband/fiance/boyfriend/father/insignificant other - gets home.
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A worthy competitor to the original posted video - The leash is a fine accessory item, don't you think?
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Meh, the only mistake you made that I can readily diagnose - is that you surrendered your true identity to said niece. Should've probably told her you were your friend's other friend.
You know, that guy that you don't really get along with all that well, who you know occasionally also drops in to visit your buddy.
Gotta think quick on your feet, Jim, especially when there's opportunity such as that prancing around the double wide, getting sauced up in the middle of the afternoon.
When in doubt (and that type of situation is highly dubious at best) it's always best to blame-shift onto some other poor, unsuspecting bastard.
You know, that guy that you don't really get along with all that well, who you know occasionally also drops in to visit your buddy.
Gotta think quick on your feet, Jim, especially when there's opportunity such as that prancing around the double wide, getting sauced up in the middle of the afternoon.
When in doubt (and that type of situation is highly dubious at best) it's always best to blame-shift onto some other poor, unsuspecting bastard.
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Quote by Buz
Great thinking! That would be at least 25 episodes, and a sidebar on how to eat pussy like a pro.
Forward by: Michael Douglas
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As one of the pioneers of Tumblr, Sally has recently pocketed a tidy profit from the sale to . She's investing 75% to start up a plantation in Patagonia which specializes in growing square watermelons.
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Quote by Hasabrain2
So I spoke with a lawyer and here's the breakdown:
You really need to post more often about this dilemma, man. This is primo entertainment!
I think you should budget about 2 grand a month toward escorts or an escort. You're primarily paying one not to bring further bad drama into your life. Please keep us posted.
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Quote by voice of experience
There is nothing worse to hear if you're a dude in your late 30s onward than: "We're pregnant!"
Unless you know you've been snipped or clipped or cauterized via laser (and you haven't told her beforehand).
Then hearing her surprisingly gleeful exclamation... is simply comedy fucking gold! Been there, experienced that, believe me - it is exhilarating.
Quote by guywhodrinks&poststoomuch
So for great comedy get snipped, get a girlfriend you know will cheat on you, make sure she gets pregnant and watch as she tries to hook you forever but ends up with a dirtbag forever?
If I wasn't in a commited relationship and I one day want kids I'm a big enough arsehole to actually try that. Damn you for giving me that idea...
Yeah, acquire a fuckbuddy who you know will cheat on you, then make sure she gets impregnated whilst screwing someone else or a platoon of someone elses.
How is that accomplished in your part of the world, Elit?
You should lay off the sauce a bit, before you post commentary on here, cuz it makes you look like a big farking arsehole when you do combine those things.
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Quote by PersonalAssistant
and it hurts like hell if you get it in your eye ....
yeah ... no thanks
She's a hard girl to please, isn't she Milik?
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Guilty
Ever thought about masturbating your friendly bartender, for him or her?
Ever thought about masturbating your friendly bartender, for him or her?
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Quote by CleverFox
After reading the replies from OWA and Liz I see the error of my ways and I now realize that none of the people that have posted stories here on Lush could possibly have teached their full potential with out the help of the verifiers.
We need the verifiers badly.
Where would you like me to send you the butthurt report form, Fox...your email here or elsewhere? What's eating at you, man?
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I'm sorta ashamed to admit that I sometimes talk to myself when I'm driving to and from work on the highway.
Vocalizing while I'm stroking my meat? I'm not that freaking psychotic.
What do you people say to yourselves when you're hot n heavy with your hands, fingers or vibes? Haven't you people ever been told (at the library for instance) "Shhhh...read to yourself, please."
I'm trying to imagine how anyone can establish a mental connection with someone else while they are alone & talking just to themselves.... and I'm just grinning.
Yeah - you're mental alright.
Vocalizing while I'm stroking my meat? I'm not that freaking psychotic.
What do you people say to yourselves when you're hot n heavy with your hands, fingers or vibes? Haven't you people ever been told (at the library for instance) "Shhhh...read to yourself, please."
I'm trying to imagine how anyone can establish a mental connection with someone else while they are alone & talking just to themselves.... and I'm just grinning.
Yeah - you're mental alright.
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Yanno...those last two images should probably go into the THIS IS HARDCORE area.
Just say'n...
A lot of people tend to get carried away in this thread with the .gifs they wanna show off to the world.
Just say'n...
A lot of people tend to get carried away in this thread with the .gifs they wanna show off to the world.