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WellMadeMale
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Constant Gardener
Quote by nicola
After seeing it was a link on the stile project, I decided not to click...
Is anything ever going to surpass this photo on the subject though? It's timeless...(well, looks like the 80's judging by the hair):
I suppose you might suggest that this fellow above is in some sort of doggie position whereas the fellow on the StileProject video appeared to be utilizing a reverse cowgirl maneuver upon his automobile.
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Quote by Ravyn
You just can't help yourself can you?
Seriously? No...I mean yes...that's why I've also asked Felix to help out too. Next week I'm gonna ask Scooter, Merc and maybe...maybe Dirty Martini.
I'm overloaded over here.
You know how it is, right?
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I'm just frustrated that Gav hasn't created a way for us alpha dominants to show that we own a harem of nubile subservients here at Lush.
I'm not going to grovel for this, Mister. I will ask nicely again. One more time.
Please?
I'm not going to grovel for this, Mister. I will ask nicely again. One more time.
Please?
Constant Gardener
Quote by HotBttmInBriefs
The biggest thing that bugs me lately I guess is putting myself on AWAY especially when I am at work or just want to concentrate on reading a story. I cannot chat at work but I am able to read stories. But even on AWAY status there are still many folks who just ignore it and just bombard you with online messages.
Pfft...if you weren't such a freaking stud, you wouldn't have that problem at all. Think about those less fortunate out here who never get any bothersome flirtatious come'ons from horny peeps wanting some of their time.
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Quote by Hiddensecret
no
Do you think a relationship from lush would work in real life?
Define the expectations of the word: work. Sure, why not?
If you're not now, do you wish to be in love soon?
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That boner who just won't go away? Why not just ask Garrett directly?
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People with higher IQs are slow to detect large background movements because their brains filter out non-essential information, say US researchers.
Instead, they are good at detecting small moving objects.
Intelligence linked to ability to ignore distractions.
Instead, they are good at detecting small moving objects.
Intelligence linked to ability to ignore distractions.
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With the many regions of the world well represented at Lush...How many different ways can we tell or suggest someone to:
buzz off
get lost
'why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?'
One more, before I forget: "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on."
I'm eager to read how the Brits, Aussies, Canucks & the other tribes (Bostonians, Czechs & The Dutch - for example) throw their eloquence at the annoyances we all sometimes encounter.
If I failed to mention your particular bassackwards nation or city-state, kindly go fuck yourself, and just give us the straight shit.
commence...
buzz off
get lost
'why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?'
One more, before I forget: "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on."
I'm eager to read how the Brits, Aussies, Canucks & the other tribes (Bostonians, Czechs & The Dutch - for example) throw their eloquence at the annoyances we all sometimes encounter.
If I failed to mention your particular bassackwards nation or city-state, kindly go fuck yourself, and just give us the straight shit.
commence...
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All words have meanings
You illiterate bastard
Can you learn to read
You illiterate bastard
Can you learn to read
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Pfft... youth ~
You are all obviously rookies.
Anyone over the age of 39 knows that for the best hygiene, one is supposed to defecate during the morning shower...and stomp any particulate matter that won't dissolve in the scalding, high pressure shower spray - down the drain with your heel.
Never with the ball of your foot. The heel!
I am almost embarrassed that I must keep educating such a sizable chunk of the Lush population about matters such as this.
Anyone who wishes to thank me for this and all future insights may donate a year long Gold subscription to a friend of your choosing.
What I really want to know is what you ladies do about those annoyingly persistent Tiny.Cotton.Balls...
You are all obviously rookies.
Anyone over the age of 39 knows that for the best hygiene, one is supposed to defecate during the morning shower...and stomp any particulate matter that won't dissolve in the scalding, high pressure shower spray - down the drain with your heel.
Never with the ball of your foot. The heel!
I am almost embarrassed that I must keep educating such a sizable chunk of the Lush population about matters such as this.
Anyone who wishes to thank me for this and all future insights may donate a year long Gold subscription to a friend of your choosing.
What I really want to know is what you ladies do about those annoyingly persistent Tiny.Cotton.Balls...
Constant Gardener
Quote by DirtyMartini
Say what? And what do you mean you're not really an animated cartoon character? You just ruined my day...
On the other hand, some of us should maybe employ a stolen photograph as their avatar.
Present company excluded...
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Go BIG or don't go at all.
At least 750 pixels in height should be sufficient though.
At least 750 pixels in height should be sufficient though.
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Quote by Olivia
Is your lovely avatar featuring the haircut you sported in 1978-1980? If so, then I feel the same as your girlfriend's mother about you.
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We caught one of Gav's American assistants...almost 5 years ago (this is what he had to deal with, then)
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Hey guys -- this is the area of the forum where you post photographs of your small penis for all the rest of Lush to ignore, laugh at or applaud. Preferably while doing something hardcore.
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Quote by OnanSands
yeah I agree with the gentleman's post above me: i dont recommend having sex with another mans wife,
bad ju ju, yall
This is the type of scenario where owning and using a brain to think and visualize downstream ahead of time, would come in handy. A lot of guys (young and old) think only with their dicks. Not surprisingly, there are no neurons nor synapses in the head of our cocks.
That was a helluva story, btw.
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Quote by Dudealicious
For those that have gotten to know her, you know just how amazing this woman is. She is mysterious, sexy, kind and warm hearted. I am very lucky to have gotten to know her a little, and wanted to wish her a very Happy Birthday!
Last time I checked, she's not into Pagan, nor...
But then again, I don't know her all that well, either.
Happy birfday babydoll.
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Good job, Belize!
A 2,300-year-old Mayan temple was destroyed by a construction company in Belize that extracted rock from the pre-Colombian temple to use as gravel for road building.
Construction workers used bulldozers and digging machines to break apart the sides of the 100 foot tall Mayan pyramid, which is reportedly part of the most important Mayan site in northern Belize. Only a small portion of the ancient temple was left standing. The temple was on privately owned land, but any pre-Colombian ruins are protected under Belizean law.
A 2,300-year-old Mayan temple was destroyed by a construction company in Belize that extracted rock from the pre-Colombian temple to use as gravel for road building.
Construction workers used bulldozers and digging machines to break apart the sides of the 100 foot tall Mayan pyramid, which is reportedly part of the most important Mayan site in northern Belize. Only a small portion of the ancient temple was left standing. The temple was on privately owned land, but any pre-Colombian ruins are protected under Belizean law.
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Quote by Magical_felix
I bet you southern boys are put off by the "in-law" part eh? *nudges you with elbow* ;)
reminds me of a punch line --
"Git off me pa, yore crushing mah smokes!"
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Quote by sprite
or... read an actual GOOD story here...
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/voyeur/watching.aspx#comments
