This is a true story about the unexpected things that can happen while sitting on your couch....alone. I’m living in LA at the time, and I’m alone on my couch waiting on this fat girl Naomi to come over and blow me to sleep. Fat girls are like brussel sprouts, you will try them if they happen to be on your plate, but they are nothing you would brag to your friends about. She was the type I would call over when I was too l...