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Wet_n_willing
2 days ago
Bisexual Female, 40
0 miles · Colorado

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Kat, hi! Thanks for the intro and the offer, I'll take you up on it. Sometimes I think people are trying to get me tipsy just to see if clothes start coming off. And yes, sometimes! Btw, I love you avatar!

And Grace I was always taught that it was nice to share. I see you had a proper up-bringing too! Who knew it would end up being so meaningful in our adult lives, right?

And hi Bill! Thanks for the tip. I saw those fellows. They seemed like nice, quiet men. Now I know why. I'll have to research Verbal, and James, thanks for the tip on Kat's writing.

I want to read a lot of people here. Actually I have before I joined but never explored voting or commenting. I feel bad about that now, that I enjoyed so many stories and didn't say thanks. They are the ones that inspired me to try it. Not even sure if I could as a non-member to be honest, but as I explore and study how others write, both for enjoyment and to make myself a better writer, I'll certanly do it now. Embarrasssing, really.
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Michelle is our resident witch.

No, really. That's right, witch. Really.

Ok, don't believe me. You'll see when she gets back…

Meanwhile, have a drink on me.

Glad to see you're settling in! When's your next story, fair lady?

p.s. So glad you and Sara (Denim_daisy) are getting on. She's a lovely person, too!


Thanks James, that sounds...Interesting? Scary? She must be a friendly witch or everyone wouldn't be missing her so. And the story, yes. I'm working at it but with everyone still plying me with strong drink it may be unintelligible - or so filthy nobody can stand it! I get that way when I drink... I'm told.
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Hey Rayne ... I'm Sara
Sitting at the table in the corner is okay not rude at all and it's a great spot to write and observe this crowd!


Hi Sara! Thanks, always good to learn proper etiquette if one wants to be thought a lady. (Anyone buying that?) Even when I'm alone in the corner everyone feel free to drop in. I'll always be looking for an excuse to take a break.
Had and very much enjoyed MMF a number of times, and FMF a couple times but maybe not the right combination of personalities. Fun and interesting but we're still looking for that other lady to really click with us. It would be good to explore further.

While I have you all here... Is there a different meaning to MMF vs MFM? And so on for the other combinations or are the letters random order? I probably should know that!
Good evening everyone! I missed you all today but had a few chores to accomplish, errands to run and TRIED to write a bit. I don't know how some folks crank out the stories. Late for a coffee for me, but if there's Fat Tire on tap I'll start there. With a lime wedge because... well, thats the way I like it! Otherwise anything amber and cold. Or amber and warm if any of the ladies are named Amber. I'm reasonably friendly...

Carl thanks for the Big Bertha image good to know what I'm talking about. It was me that asked, I think. The perfect patina on the outside and years of proper "seasoning' on the inside, no wonder the coffee is so good! Actually I know a couple of people that fit that description too.
I don't follow football like I once did when I lived in a city with a team, but Drew Brees retiring is sad news - but good for him! Always a classy guy. Did I read that Phillip Rivers retired earlier this year too? Seems like those 2 have always been linked, and both good players. For a Bronco fan, Drew was much easier to admire! And btw, for one of those raspberry jelly filled goodies I'll follow you anywhere.

Utterchaos Emma, I guess? Hi, I'm Rayne, new 'round here. That's a beautiful mantis! I have a friend down south that get big, beautiful green ones in their yard, but nothing like that. Where is it native to? He also gets huge millipedes, bigger than my husband's... well, middle finger anyway! I've always wonderd can mantises be handled, or do they bite? Seems like they could after watching them crunch through other bugs. We don't get cool insects like that. Not many bugs at all, really. Too many deer & coyotes, the occasional elk, bear or mountain lion, all the small stuff in the mammal family, but not interesting bugs. Too cold too often, maybe?

Hi again James, and who is Michelle? I don't think I know her, but now you have me worrying too!

And hi Bill, sorry I missed you again. Love your bar! You sure draw an interesting crowd.

I guess they got gobs of snow in Denver and on the Front Range. We got some up here, could have used more. This is kind of a dry area so moisture is always welcome. Hey, is it ok to sit at a table over in the corner and work on my next story, or is that considered rude? I figured I could shout out for help if i got stuck that way!
Oh yes! It looks so powerful and pleasureable as it shoots out, the way his cock swells and pulses (which is amazing to feel inside too!) and I like seeing his face and the way his body gets so tense. I like seeing gifs of guys doing it too, always makes me go Mmmm! Sometimes I wish I had the ability, just to know what he's feeling - but then he probably wishes he could do it sevral times in a row like I often can!
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I look forward to, when the weather is nicer, being able to take my weekend hikes. There's a couple of lakes that are fairly private and fun to skinny dip in during the summer and there's usually no hurry to get dressed afterwards. smile


One trail we hike comes up out of the woods and runs across the open face of a mountain slope for about half a mile or so with a couple of switchbacks. The road below that goes to Cotttonwood Pass is clearly visible along that stretch of trail although its probably 300 to 400 feet below us and maybe a quarter mile or more away horizontaly. We can easily see the cars that pass on the road, but I wonder if anyone has ever looked up and seen us. Probably would need binocluars to tell much.
Sometimes out in the woods while we're hiking (except for shoes & sox) especially when there were no other cars at the trailhead. And the mosquitoes aren't too bad. We've skinny dipped in mountain lakes to cool off, a few times when others also were but usually just us. Never for long because those lakes stay ICE COLD all summer! Painful yet refreshing, and Mr. WnW complains of shrinkage. No worries, it always comes back.
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Morning (or rather afternoon) everyone!

Martin, that sounds pretty scary. I'm so glad the operation was a success and hope your eye heals up soon. I'm sure Ines is a great nurse as well as taking no nonsense! ;)

Thank you so much for your call-out and to Rumps too, as well as the set up here today by our good barkeeo!

The comp winners just blew me away. Wonderful poems!! Congrats again to the ultra-talented Tam, our Lush Poet Laureate, Elliot and wonderful Liz. As well as Rumplations' own Sprite and Larry!

Welcome, wet_n_willing! I'll get round to your story soon. smile

Coffee here please Barkeep! Maybe with a splash of Beaver's Breath brandy for medicinal purposes...


Thank you Miss Curvy for the welcome. I see your story talked about a lot too and I need to go find it to read. I had to look up what an EP was. Speaking of initials, does anyone here know how to put in an IV tube? I need coffee and lots of it in a steady flow, not a drip. Much as I love being on Daylight savings time, I like the night we go off it much better than the night we go on it as Gracie said.

Thank you too James for the mention above and for pointing that box out to me. If I was British I'd probably be gobsmacked or one of those kind of things but here I'm just blown away. Can't thank everyone enough for reading my story!

Where is Mr. Foreskin this morning? I guess with running a bar he keeps late hours so setting the clock up must hit him hard. This is a nice place, but it could use that hot tub and pool.
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Welcome and congratulations on your first story. My first story was not approved; it took several tries. I got better eventually, or that's what I keep telling myself, lol.

The snow, I know, is a pain, but it's so beautiful to watch falling. I can't wait until summer fishing weather here. I've never caught any trout, but the Chesapeake Bay does have a variety of other fish that I don't catch either. It should be called trying, not fishing. To make up for not catching any fish, my husband and I usually stop on the way home and pick up some crabs. I can drown my sorrow in delicious shellfish and melted butter.



Gillian (hope that's ok!) thanks for the welcome! I don't mind the snow and we both have 4wd vehicles, a must for this area so its not too bad. Its just by this time of year its getting old and we could have 2 more months of it still. Summers are short up here. Still, its worth it!
We were in Baltimore some years ago. The blue crabs were good but a lot of work for not much reward. We get to Seattle and that area occasionally. The Dungeness crabs are excellent, and way easier!
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Hello everyone!!!

So jealous of you all in warmer climates, I’m stuck in the 40s today. Not looking any better the rest of the week either.....pouts??

Welcome wet_and_willing!!! If ever there was a username that fit into lush, that’s the one....giggles ??? I’m so glad your first story got published. I remember the feeling when my first one was published. So congratulations!!!????



Thanks for the welcome! I was surprised when my story got approved first try... beginners luck? And yes, both a good username and truth in advertising in my case.
Snowing lightly here now, not too cold, just below freezing. Supposed to be getting a bunch over the next day or so, and it's so beautiful here in the mountains! Plus, we really need the snowpack for our spring runoff to fill reservoirs - and whitewater rafting and trout fishing on the Arkansas! Huge business in this area. Love the winter and snow, but yes, I'm ready for spring too.
Hi Daddy D and thanks for the welcome. Good to get to know a few regulars around here so I don't get stared at every time I wlak in like a tourist in a tiny town.

Fuzzy, I love the hot tub/pool area for the bar - and yes, hugs gratefully accepted! Since Billl says his place never closes (which I suspect he does just to save money on maintaining door locks) the tub and pool should get a lot of use. And wow, thatnks for the lovely plug on my story, you handsome devil! You can plug me anytime... hmm, that didn't come out like it sounded in my head. But you get the idea. Very considerate of you.

And now I see James also gave me a kind word. No wait, it's the same word. So James gave me the props and then Fuzzy quoted it so it shows again? You know from the tale that I enjoy threesomes, but its getting hard to keep track of the players, especially before I've had my first cup of coffee. I'll get this stuff figured out soon, I promise. In the meanwhile thanks to both of you, just in case.

And from what I'm reading, BB is Big Bertha, a coffee dispensing device rather than another Lush member? If so, a large cup of her finest please, with just a touch of sugar to keep me sweet. Please don't ask me to think clearly so early in the day, especially after a night of celebrating.
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Welcome Wild!
I'm Gracie and I am sure you will meet my other half Daddy_D in a day or so. I will buy you a drink for your first story accomplished! Not sure who is pouring tonight but have them put it on DD's tab.

I will have a bit of that hidden Jameson and ginger ale. Its been a long week.

James and Grace, I am looking forward to the party at Rumps!


Thanks Gracie, I look forward to meeting him.
What's closing time around here? I think I celebrated my first story too much after it got a couple of nice comments and now should probably call an Uber - or else someone just push a few chairs together and I'll sleep here. Wouldn't be the first time!

I sure appreciate the warm welcome everyone!

Cheers!
Yay, I got published - by Sprite even, so thank you again. But now I'm really nervous!
Is it the custom around here for me to buy the round since I have my first story up or does the house buy one for me? Either way, start pouring!
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Hi Rayne! And welcome to Rumples, the greatest ilttle bar on the inside of these four walls, with some spillover to the adjascent spaces!
Welcome!


Thanks James. I'm not much on spiders except they're ok outdoors, but I'll leave my ferret Oscar home so he won't eat Terence. He ate a scorpion once. I'll try to come up with some creative ideas for the orgy, but I'm kind of shy and innocent - almost a virgin in fact, so I don't know how much help I'll be. (Is it even possible to be almost a virgin? At my age especially?) Oh and thanks for finding my wallet, but why exactly were you watching my back pocket?
And why, when Bill (I sort of liked the sound of Mr. Foreskin, like Mr Coffee or Mr. Clean but more fun) fixed my sweet and fruity drink, did he say that if I wanted something sweet and nutty I needed to talk to you? I guess he thinks you're sweet at least.


And thank you too Fuzzy and techgoddess, for the welcome - but Fuzzy the idea of my story being up for Lushies to read is what gave me butterflies!
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If you write, whether you're published or not, you're a writer in my book.

Anyway, welcome (even though I think I've seen you around a bit elsewhere). You can call me Xander or Elyse; I answer to both.


Thanks, Xander! It's funny that even though I'm basically anonymous here I was nervous about clicking on the submit button on the story page. Is that normal? Fear of rejection or something? A few more of Mr. Foreskin's great libations should calm my nerves, I think.

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Morning all! Road trip today, so just a quick hi, and I'll repeat last night's announcement:

(jumps up onto the bar, claps hands loudly)

May I have everyone's attention please! I have an annoucement!


Hi James! Can i come even though I'm new? I can bring my shot records, all up to date, and I've always wanted to attend a good pagan orgy! And yes, you can use my name. As far as moderators shutting it down, are they hardasses that way? If it helps, I can offer the male mods sexual favors as a bribe and you can handle the ladies... although I might decide to help with that too! (I may be able to talk my husband into helping out too.)
Hail Cernunnos!
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That is hilarious! You should write a story about that!!

Congrats on your PW badge! Welcome to the club! Put your beer on my tab when you come back!

I'm currently four categories shy of the Omnium badge. I have all four stories started, just need to finish them.


I think Poe already wrote that one - The Telltale Vibrator.

Hi everyone! I'm new, but saw in another forum that this is a good hangout for writers. I don't know if I qualify since I just submitted my first attempt and don't even know if or when it will get posted, but thought I'd stop in anyhow and bask in your talent.

Seems like a nice place you have here, Mr. Foreskin. Can you make me something sweet and fruity? A Pina colada, maybe?
Hi Katherine, and welcome. I'm new too and wasn't sure about writing, but once I joined it was all I could think about and so I did! I've read so many great stories here before I joinged, so I was inspired.

I sent in my first one (maybe only one if it flops) yesterday, but I don't know how long it takes. Had to figure out a few things, but it was easy. So anyway I'm so glad you posted here because I didn't know about Rump's Bar before. Now I need to go stop in and say hi!
usufruct

I had to look it up when an attorney in the office used it.

Definition of usufruct
1: the legal right of using and enjoying the fruits or profits of something belonging to another
2: the right to use or enjoy something
Oh hell yes! A glass one is my current favorite, not very big but it's handmade and a piece of art.
That I wrote an erotic story and submitted it, hoping for publication here on Lush! One based on RL, even. I don't think most people see me that way, either as one who could or would do it or write about it.
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yes I would, I wouldn't even mind losing...though I do hope to make her work for it ;)


Sure, and I might even chalk his cue if he asked me to.
Sure, women can get aroused in their sleep just like guys do. I've woekn up very wet and aroused, sometimes I go back to sleep and hope the dream goes on, other times I've woken up my husband or just finshed what my dreams started!
Last fall yes, now no, excpet slightly around where my sunglasses fit. High altitude location and sun reflected off snow is brutal on skin, so sunscreen is a must.
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My wife and I attended a couple of swinger parties where orgies like that were facilitated. Great fun. Even though we didn't physically engage with others, having sex within the large group was EXHILARATING. The sights and sounds were a tremendous turn-on, and Oldgirl came about three or four times during the fun. Went back to our own room and played some more. These swingers' parties are not hard to find, just google swingers' sites, and find one that suits you. (At some parties the attendees even wear masks for anonymous fun.) Give it a try!


Thank you for the reply and your experiances. We'd have to go somwhere far enough away that we could be very sure we wouldn't run into anyone that knows us. Even then, I think my husband would be too nervous and shy, and I might too. He'd be afraid of being too quick or being too nervous to do it (get it up) and I'd just be nervous about it being strangers, and maybe one of us getting jealous. Fun to have the fantasys though!