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Oh, definitely naughty! Have you looked at his profile page?
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Wet_n_willing
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Bisexual Female, 40
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Quote by sprite
no, but i have thought about kidnapping the girl with the pink hair while wearing my mask, sunglasses, and my hoody.
hye fallen in love with your check out clerk at the grocery store?
In love no, in lust yes.
Hye gone completely blank on somones name in a situation where you need to introduce them to someone else?
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If either of us could keep our clothes on I bet ths wouldn't keep happening!
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Great question. I don't have any data points to offer, as mine stays above the water line. I would be interested in the results of your research though. You will be publishing, won't you?
This was just for anacdotal evidence. To publish would require hands on research.
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Glad to hear the guys on this site are above the statical norm. I should fit right in. The last time I measured mine it was 9" ....but I may have had the ruler the wrong way round Embarassed
That's cheating! And you can tell by whether your date says Wow! or Aww, isn't it cute!
Thanks for playing along guys. Partly for fun, but also who wants to do anything with one thats been dunked no matter how nice it looks?
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Let's dance Rayne!
On second thought maybe I should pass on Dean. Or at least lead!
And Curious, sure. I'm curious too, if you're a good dancer - and if you really look so much like Clint Eastwood
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I agree with Verity that much of it is in the mind. I virtually always do (guess I have a dirty mind!) and often many times if we've built up to it with lots of foreplay. The foreplay doesn't always have to be physical either. My husband is excellent at teasing me and getting me aroused with dirty storis and sex talk like what he intends to do to me, without even touching me. Sometimes I'll be driping before he lays a finger on me (or in me) and then I climax very quickly and easily.
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He's very open, and you have to love a guy that's handy with tools!
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Well, it took several tries trial and error method (mostly error) but it worked! Thanks again.
Well, it took several tries trial and error method (mostly error) but it worked! Thanks again.
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Are you talkin' to us? Are YOU talkin' to US? What's all this "brilliant" shit? You must have the wrong dive…
Anyway, go to the menu bar, select your avatar photo (at the very top).
That takes you to a page that says, "Update Member Details". Select "Edit Avatar Signature".
Type in what you want to appear in your signature. To link to one of your stories, type in the name of your story, select (highlight) it, then click on the 8th icon from the left at the top of the window, the one that shows the Earth with a chain below it. A pop-up window appears. Paste the URL for your story there, and hit "OK". Then hit "SAVE" in the button at the bottom of the window.
That's it. You can also do it bold, and in colour, but here's a tip: highlight the text you want to link to, then select the Font color, then bold it, and only then link it to the URL. If you do it in another order, for some reason, it won't do it in the colour you want.
If you think this is unclear, try asking in a bar with a more *enlightened* crowd, OK?
No, seriously, Rayne, if you have any further questions, PM me and I'll try to confuse you further.
Thanks, I'll give it a go. You're the best!
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FYI, everything James tells you is wrong. EVERYthing. it's all part of his fiendish plan for... something or other. we haven't figured that out yet.
Darn, just when I was starting to warm up to him. Or warm him up or something. (my fiendishly clever plan is to flash some boob and wrap him around my pinky finegr! Never fails)
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Good morning everyone! I was going to offer to get a lesson from Curvy to learn the secrets of BB today so I could take a turn, but by the time I get here everyone is on at least their 2nd cup! You'd all be homicidal waiting for me. Must be the time zone, or else I sleep later than most. Still, I'll take a big ol' mug full with an expression of deepest gratitude.
Great picture, James! I can't believe that fox is so brave. We see one ocasionally but if we're within 50' it's always streaking away. Sometimes coyotes get that bold in places where people walk a lot and that's a problem, but not foxes.
I read Kistin's poem. It's beautiful but dark and hard hitting until it takes a turn. Really good!
Kat, you are a writing machine! How do you do it and still have a life, much less get ready for a weding? I don't think I can even read as fast as you can write - and so well, yet!
Quiet around here today and not that cold but very windy. Good day for indoor activities, readin', writin', and...? (no 'rithmetic!)
And ok, a question for this brilliant crowd. Are there instructions somewhere for how you make a link to your stories at the bottom of your forum post? I see the forum signature thing in 'settings' but didn't want to just copy and paste the url. Lookeda round the site related things in the forum but must have missed it. Thanks!
Have a great day all!
Great picture, James! I can't believe that fox is so brave. We see one ocasionally but if we're within 50' it's always streaking away. Sometimes coyotes get that bold in places where people walk a lot and that's a problem, but not foxes.
I read Kistin's poem. It's beautiful but dark and hard hitting until it takes a turn. Really good!
Kat, you are a writing machine! How do you do it and still have a life, much less get ready for a weding? I don't think I can even read as fast as you can write - and so well, yet!
Quiet around here today and not that cold but very windy. Good day for indoor activities, readin', writin', and...? (no 'rithmetic!)
And ok, a question for this brilliant crowd. Are there instructions somewhere for how you make a link to your stories at the bottom of your forum post? I see the forum signature thing in 'settings' but didn't want to just copy and paste the url. Lookeda round the site related things in the forum but must have missed it. Thanks!
Have a great day all!
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Most of the 13 men i've been naked with were in the 5 to 8 inch range when hard, generally about 3 to 4' or so when soft. I found a man who is 9" hard and i measured him soft at 6". It's not the only reason, but it was definitely a factor in my deciding to marry him. Call it a fringe benefit of being his wife. Since his points up toward his navel when he stands or lies on his back, I don't think it drops into the toilet. Although I've never checked that.
I do know about cold and shrinkage. But even shrunk, he is as big as some others were when hard. So I don't mind. ;) Still pretty to look at. even at its shrunkenest.
That's the thing about larger ones, isn't it? Fun to play with and great to admire. Never found it makes much diference for sex though...withing limits! Then again, my own experiance is limited.
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Some men are growers and some men are showers.
As for toileting, we've never splashed down. While hard though, I've definitely mashed up against the inside of the bowl. I don't know what young-guy utopia Buz is livin' in, but my balls don't shrink back into anything when I'm on the can. I've actually pissed on my own nutsack more than I care to admit.
Then again, the boys do tuck in pretty tight when I'm jacking it and right in the custard zone of a good edging session. Still, they're stayin' on the outside.
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Funny answers, thanks guys. Almost tmi, Wilful. I didn't even know it was possible to pee on your own balls without some kind of gymnastcs! Seems like a bad design. Not that I look at picture of naked men
but you see guys that hang long or have very stretchy sacks or heavy balls that dangle way down. The water just ISN'T that far below the seat. I have an aunt that had hip replacement and they put a riser on her seat to ease the strain on the new hip so the top of the seat is probably 6" higher than a normal one. Odd to use, but I guess that would be one optin for those guys. 
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Thank goodness it's you, otherwise I'd be gnawing some guy's arm off!
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TGIF all y'all! Two weeks from tomorrow my son will marry his best friend. My heart is on overload, it's so full! I will get to see all three of my children in one place! (It's been quite some time since that has happened).
I am thrilled that my hubby will get his first covid vaccine shot tomorrow. I feel so much better about the reception knowing that all of my family members that are attending it will have been vaccinated or recently recovered from covid.
Hugs for all who need them, and for those who just want them anyway!
Congratulations Kat sounds likeyou fully approve which is wonderful for all involved. You're gaining a daughter! And weddings are the best with the chance to see everyone that's scattered all over. A few nieces and nephews in the family are getting to marrying age so I've gotten to see my brothers, parents and other family who are all over the country. It's always a good time.
And Curvy, thanks for handling coffee duty - you are a lifesaver for sure. Now I gotta go refill my mug!
James, how do you stay so nice all the time? Is Curvy putting happy pills in your coffee? You and Bill make people feel so welcome here - when he came up with the idea for a WalMart greeter type of person at the door he made a good choice.
On a serious note, we heard from a very dear older friend of the family yestserday that he had just completd treatment for prostate cancer. Something called proton pulse or proton beam, I need to go look it up. They caught it early and the treatmet series was short and intense but he says he has less than 10% chance of it returning and it hadn't spread. Wonderful news and he's very optimistic. He lost a brother and his father to it already which is why he was being so careful.
So all you guys and especially you, um, more mature guys, get checked! If you find it too embarrassing remember that you've never had your feet up in the stirrups - be tough!
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Guys usually state their most erect length, and then generously add to that. Penises are flaccid most of the time, meaning they're at about a third or quarter of their fully erect length.
If a guy is sitting on the toilet, he's most likely flaccid and well short of the water. Plus, cold water or any cold at all causes a penis to shrink further to preserve body temperature. As well, his ball sack will tighten and pull snuggly against the body. The balls may actually slightly move up into the scrotum cavity. Balls must maintain normal body temperature to produce and preserve sperm.
Thanks, I get the mechanics and hydraulics and shrinkage gained fame thanks to Seinfeld. I just have to wonder about the guys that say 7" flaccid and 9 or 10 erect. Seems like risky business but my husband said he'd have no way of knowing.
And the question was mostly tongue in cheekto see if anyone had some humorous responses. 
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Ladies, gentlemen, and the rest of you lot! Rayne's second story has just been published, and it is smokin'. Therefore, I offer, for you delectation:
Our First Foray Into A Threesome
Let Rayne know what you think of her second effort. Personally, I'd love to encourage her into her third!
What say you, all?
Once again James, thank you for plugging me. Hmm, that might have come out wrong but I'm leaving it! Sorry I missed this earlier and didn't say thanks.
I do appreciate your kindness and I do hope that if anyone gets an opportunity to read you'll let me know. This chapter was much more steamy than the first I think, even if the hot tub doesn't make an appearance.
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So ok, I've seen the thread on penis size elsewhere here and discovered that the men of Lush are on average well above statistical norms. Given that as a group you are so blessed, maybe someone can answer a weird question that I've found vexing.
When you sit down on a toilet, how do you keep your equipment from dangling in the water?
If you can't, isn't it awfully cold?
When you sit down on a toilet, how do you keep your equipment from dangling in the water?
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Well, they're not threaded, but they do screw…
The screw-in kind are the best. Or is that screwin' kind?
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With a Gold or Platinum subscription, you get put at the head of the queue. Typically it takes about a day or less to get a story moderated.
And as far as I know, few penises come threaded, regardless of size.
Hope that helps!
laughing8 Not EXACTLY what I meant! Thanks for the reminder though, guess I'll go do that. And if they did come threaded it would make them a lot easier to hang around the neck when taken as a memento!
Thanks for the info on the Gold too.. Sort of paying for the privilege to cut the line!
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I don't think its as common a fantasy among women to see their husbands with another woman, especially if they are excluded or humiliated by it. For whatever reason men seem to get off more on the fantasy of their wife with another man sometimes even if it's painful and humiliating or they are not included in a threesome. It may also be that most men KNOW their wives would kill (figuratively speaking) them if they cheated so neither half writes many of those kind of stories.
Just opinion on why they are so hard to find.
Just opinion on why they are so hard to find.
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Morning everyone! Richard (Mr. Drops) popped out and picked up Starbucks today so I can leave the coffee for the rest of you and go straight to a Bloody Mary, extra spicy. He must want something! Just one of several compelling reasons to keep him around - plus, he puts up with me. Speaking of vodka, I read just recently that anyone that buys premium vodka is wasting their money becasue its the one spirit that truly has no real difference between cheap and expensive brands.
I don't know who the expert was or if its true, but use the cheap stuff - it's in a bunch of tomato juce and other stuff so I'll never notice anyway!
Taking a hike along the river later - warm for here, in the 40s later and sunny, not too much snow on the ground. Supposed to be even nicer the next couple days to tease us about spring, then get cold again.
Guess I'll go join Coma and Tose for a bit and try to jot a few notes for part 3. Antsy waiting for part 2 to get approved but nervous too - James suggested I buy gold to speed it up. I'm still riding the free temporary bronze i got for signing up. How much does that change things?
Think maybe later I'll go ask the guys a stupid question that I've been wondering about after reading the penis size thread... you may want to expel me from Rumps for this one! I'm told my mind works in odd ways sometimes.
I don't know who the expert was or if its true, but use the cheap stuff - it's in a bunch of tomato juce and other stuff so I'll never notice anyway!
Taking a hike along the river later - warm for here, in the 40s later and sunny, not too much snow on the ground. Supposed to be even nicer the next couple days to tease us about spring, then get cold again.
Guess I'll go join Coma and Tose for a bit and try to jot a few notes for part 3. Antsy waiting for part 2 to get approved but nervous too - James suggested I buy gold to speed it up. I'm still riding the free temporary bronze i got for signing up. How much does that change things?
Think maybe later I'll go ask the guys a stupid question that I've been wondering about after reading the penis size thread... you may want to expel me from Rumps for this one! I'm told my mind works in odd ways sometimes.
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Happy Birthday to Bill!!
Another year older, another year ... well, older. I see the cakes and party decorations are starting to come out, so lets get to it!!
Hey, how did she sneak in there? Or is she one of the decorations?
Hope you have a great one, Rump.
Thanks again!
Bill's birthday? Happy birthday ? to the best barkeep/ owner ever!
How many spankings are we adminstering? Hope it's a happy one for you!
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I would say writing gets easier but proofing and editing are always with us. I am horribly perfectionist. The story I am working on is taking eons to get out because I keep going back and editing what I've already written and then I'll probably spend a couple weeks whipping it into shape (and it's not even a BDSM piece). Less nerve-wracking to click on submit? Hmm. I am fairly confident about my work now. The only time it is nerve-wracking is competitions and after a couple successes on the blue site last year, even that is a bit less daunting.
So take heart. Unless you really hate proofing and editing.
Footnote: You are new so may not know "blue site". There is a safe-for-work fiction site adjacent this one called Storiesspace.com which uses the same basic style but with blue instead of red. I publish both there and here depending on what I am writing.
Thanks seeker, for the words of wisdom. As James pointed out my last post sounded like a rant. Apologies. I wasn't trying to rant, more just a matter of releasing the stress that comes with finally submitting a story for approval. Letting off steam maybe? I hope you're right and if/when i write a few more stories I'll get used to it. But yes it's the editing and proofing that suck worst which is probably how everyone feels. Writing is fun mostly but it's like painting a room - the painting isn't bad and you hopefully love the result when you get done but the set up and getting ready, and especially the cleanup afterward are tedious drudgery.
Proofing and editing is like picking up dropcloths, peeling off tape, rinsing out brushes, rollers and pans and putting pictures, electric plate covers and furniture back in place. yuck!
I'll have to go browse the shelves at the Blue site, thanks for the tip.
And in honor of St. Patties i'll go with a Guiness too even if it is heavier than a set of dumbbells. I do love the way it bubbles and foams! Just one tho. And just realized I'm not wearing green...what's the penalty for that again?
I need to take a look at Elyse's story that everyone mentioned, and Kat, your current story is a book! I was amazed to see that but I need to go start at the beginning. So much reading, so little time - or private time at least, as is needed to read here! You know, just in case.
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Hi all! Pour me something tall and strong, make it a Hurricane before I go insane. Just submitted Part 2 and aaarrggghh! Does it ever get any easier to write? How about proof and edit, the really sucky part? How about less nerve-wracking to click on submit or publish or whatever it says?
I'mnot sure I'm cut out for this, and now comes the waiting. I may need to buy Gold soon just to cut out some of that... once I decide if I keep writing or not. I have a whole new respect for all of you creative, telented types, I had no idea!
I'll stop whining now and drink.
How's everyone else's day going?
I'mnot sure I'm cut out for this, and now comes the waiting. I may need to buy Gold soon just to cut out some of that... once I decide if I keep writing or not. I have a whole new respect for all of you creative, telented types, I had no idea!
I'll stop whining now and drink.
How's everyone else's day going?
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99 problems - Jay Z
Good one! Later I thought of the 9th Symphony, by Beethoven, and 99 Red Balloons by whoever did that.
Stop in the Name of Love - Diana Ross and the Supremes.
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Karn Evil 9 - Emerson, Lake & Palmer (Guess you can use the L from evil or spell out nine and use E? A song title that starts with 9, don't know about that!)
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i have often wondered the very same thing but have been, to this point, too lazy to look it up. let me know what you find out, if you do and don't count on me to suddenly become less lazy.
edit: looked it upMMF is a threesome with Male/Male contact included. Hence, the two M's touching each other in the descriptor.
MFM is the designation for a threesome with two guys and a girl where there is NO Male/Male contact (aside from the incidental stuff that happens on occasion) and where none is wanted.
Oh okay, thanks! I guess thats why the F is in the middle on one, separating the boys or the 2 M's are together. Symbolism - makes sense when you think about it. The MMF you kindly added on my story isn't right then for that chapter but no worries. (It will be...)
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Good morning friends! Good to see everyone bright-tailed and bushy-eyed or something like that.
Some people pack carbs for big workouts or marathons or such, I'm working on packing caffeine...coffee, please. I see all the goodies everyone brings and I'm of a mind to call a family member in Racine Wisconsin and get some Kringles to share. They are a local specialty and perfect with morning coffee and you have to order months ahead if you want any at Christmas. They don't look like much but if you've ever had a piece you're hooked. Anyone familiar?
Pecan, raspberry, apple, umm... blueberry I think. Raspberry/cream cheese - get your orders in before I place mine! I'm partial to pecan. And the rest of them.
And yes, Kat, I haven't started saving a list of stories yet but I'm sure i will. So far i'm reading as one catches my eye, bouncing around. Gotta get organized (I keep telling myself). Today looks like a good writing day - unless I get a better offer. I'm sorta hoping!
We're scheduled to get our first Covid vaccines next week, so now we're being doubly paranoid to stay safe til then.
Some people pack carbs for big workouts or marathons or such, I'm working on packing caffeine...coffee, please. I see all the goodies everyone brings and I'm of a mind to call a family member in Racine Wisconsin and get some Kringles to share. They are a local specialty and perfect with morning coffee and you have to order months ahead if you want any at Christmas. They don't look like much but if you've ever had a piece you're hooked. Anyone familiar?
Pecan, raspberry, apple, umm... blueberry I think. Raspberry/cream cheese - get your orders in before I place mine! I'm partial to pecan. And the rest of them.
And yes, Kat, I haven't started saving a list of stories yet but I'm sure i will. So far i'm reading as one catches my eye, bouncing around. Gotta get organized (I keep telling myself). Today looks like a good writing day - unless I get a better offer. I'm sorta hoping!
We're scheduled to get our first Covid vaccines next week, so now we're being doubly paranoid to stay safe til then.