Mine says "I like mustard on my mustard"

Broccoli (if broccoli and cauliflower cross bred is broccoflower, would cdauliflower and broccoli be collylilly?)

Pineapple or strawberry?

I know actresses in porn are paid to look like semen is like liquid candy, but in real life, do women really like the taste of their man's cum?

#2 - I'll do anything for her or to her that she tells me to.

I'm a sub for any woman who is confident and demanding enough to make me lie or stay perfectly still with no restraints while she does whatever she wants, especially teasing and denying my release.

If she starts doing it before i get morning wood, it is sexy and I love it. If i have morning wood and she does it, the tension of having to urinate while feeling the intense pleasure of her mouth is amazing. It takes me longer to come, but who's going to complain about that?

It's rock hard as soon as she opens her legs for me or kneels over my face, either one. I soak the sheets with precum but I never rush it. The longer she takes, the more she moans, the harder I get.

I've heard some women say they can come if a man spends enough time and knows how to suck her tits but I've never been good enough at it to make a woman come. But when it comes to eating pussy or ass, I put that in body worship category because I will do either for hours. I like to make a woman come giving her oral pleasure. A pussy is too delicious to abandon until she pushes me away or passes out. Her ass is too tempting, too naughty not go get in there and give it a good rimming. You can't rush eating a pussy or ass.

I agree with Meggsy, the smell of an aroused woman's pussy turns me on anytime, no matter what condition I'm in, even if I just came, I'd be horny; it's an aphrodisiac.

For my 45th birthday, a girl I was dating invited a girlfriend to join us for a threesome. Best day of my live so far, lol. Got fucked, sucked and ate them both to multiple orgasms.

Took my girlfriend to FL to the beach and the first half hour in the hotel room she was so horny we did it on the floor in the huge walk in closet. Again in the shower after we came back from the beach. It was also the first time, that night she had ever sat on a guy's face and had an orgasm. It's wasn't her last time.....

Since I spend an hour and a half at the gym every day except Sunday, a good bit of it is on the treadmill and when there are college girls or soccer moms on the treadmills in front of me, well....I think of those sexy asses, some I'd like to eat and most i would like to fuck.

Had a blind date with a young Latina and she thought I was too old for her, but we had such a good time at dinner that she let me take her home and did a 69 with me. She was impressed with how long I lasted because she knew what she was doing. I was impressed with how long I lasted for the same reason but she was so hot I wanted to keep licking her forever!!!!

Precum is actually pretty hot, but have only eaten my own cum from women after I cum in her, and only at her request/demand and only if she sits on my face.

Having a woman sit on my face to orgasm, then pissing in my mouth and riding my face to at least one more orgasm.

I like stories of young men, perhaps even virgins, being seduced and used by older women, basically for their own pleasure, including teasing and denying the young men for long periods of time.

Definitely female domination, no pain, humiliation or degrading, just being made to give her oral sex, and oral stimulation from her nipples to her knees, no restrictions and face sitting me gets her a bonus LOL

Even with a woodie in the morning it's difficult to pee until it subsides a bit. As for using a semi soft to pee in or on a woman, don't know about that but I'd do it if she wanted me to. Not into receiving on my body but with the right woman and circumstance she could make me drink it

I would meet for coffee, lunch or dinner first and if the connection was mutually agreeable, we'd head to the nearest hotel, lol.

I have been lucky enough to have had a threesome with two women but it was only for a few hours during the day. My favorite fantasy would be to be with two or even three women over a weekend at least, and whenever any of them wanted, we would have sex, any kind of sex they wanted. I am fairly experienced at having my release denied at length, and that would make it perfect, unless their overall goal was to drain me, sigh....

I was with two other guys in a restaurant and the dividing wall next to us was half wood, top half glass. A couple sat over there and the guy just sat there eating while she sipped a drink and talked dirty. She was like, "When you take me home, I'm gonna ride your face until you come in your pants. I'll suck you off until you're ready and horny and then I'll make you eat my ass." And a few other things.

When they got up to leave, the guy had a huge boner in his pants and all three of us did too!

There are "D: batteries, "C" batteries, and "A" "AA" and "AAA" batteries. Why are there no BBB batteries? Because asking for them would be like stuttering: "DO you have any B...B...B...batteries?"

Anything by Robert Crais, John Sanders, Jeffrey Deaver, Robert Parker, Michael Connelly and John Kellerman

I actually tried it once and fully intended to cum in my mouth but alas, i was not flexible enough to achieve it.

I don't that it was immoral or outrageous but i had sex with my female cousin when i was 17 and she was 16. More than once; she liked it.

She has nothing terribly attractive other than her accent. And she is so yesterday....

Stevie Ray Vaughn, hands down, any genre you want he could play it and hotter than anybody, overall the best most accomplished guy on a guitar EVER

Ladies, what's the kinkiest or the most desired fantasy you asked your man/men for but they refused to grant your wish?

Since I respect her wishes and comfort concerning anal, i would let her do it to me if she wanted, but I would limit it to a relatively small object, just for the sensation.

Women talk more than guys do and it you tell someone, then other women will know its not safe to have an affair with you.