There once was a writer named Will
Eating pussy, he could not get his fill,
He said "I could still get my kicks,
If only between licks,
it came it the form of a pill."
A woman said to the man below,
There's something I want you to know,
Let's pretend it's a race,
While I sit on your face,
Don't stop until it's win, place and show.
There was a man from Deluth,
Who didn't mean to be uncouth,
But he, said, being blunt,
"When I drink from a cunt,
It's better than expensive vermouth."
The young girl, lacking any class,
Made a statement bold as brass,
Sucking my cock she swore
She'd never done it before,
And I laughed heartily into her ass.