Even with a woodie in the morning it's difficult to pee until it subsides a bit. As for using a semi soft to pee in or on a woman, don't know about that but I'd do it if she wanted me to. Not into receiving on my body but with the right woman and circumstance she could make me drink it

I would meet for coffee, lunch or dinner first and if the connection was mutually agreeable, we'd head to the nearest hotel, lol.

I have been lucky enough to have had a threesome with two women but it was only for a few hours during the day. My favorite fantasy would be to be with two or even three women over a weekend at least, and whenever any of them wanted, we would have sex, any kind of sex they wanted. I am fairly experienced at having my release denied at length, and that would make it perfect, unless their overall goal was to drain me, sigh....

I was with two other guys in a restaurant and the dividing wall next to us was half wood, top half glass. A couple sat over there and the guy just sat there eating while she sipped a drink and talked dirty. She was like, "When you take me home, I'm gonna ride your face until you come in your pants. I'll suck you off until you're ready and horny and then I'll make you eat my ass." And a few other things.

When they got up to leave, the guy had a huge boner in his pants and all three of us did too!

There are "D: batteries, "C" batteries, and "A" "AA" and "AAA" batteries. Why are there no BBB batteries? Because asking for them would be like stuttering: "DO you have any B...B...B...batteries?"

Anything by Robert Crais, John Sanders, Jeffrey Deaver, Robert Parker, Michael Connelly and John Kellerman

I actually tried it once and fully intended to cum in my mouth but alas, i was not flexible enough to achieve it.

I don't that it was immoral or outrageous but i had sex with my female cousin when i was 17 and she was 16. More than once; she liked it.

She has nothing terribly attractive other than her accent. And she is so yesterday....

Stevie Ray Vaughn, hands down, any genre you want he could play it and hotter than anybody, overall the best most accomplished guy on a guitar EVER

Ladies, what's the kinkiest or the most desired fantasy you asked your man/men for but they refused to grant your wish?

Since I respect her wishes and comfort concerning anal, i would let her do it to me if she wanted, but I would limit it to a relatively small object, just for the sensation.

Women talk more than guys do and it you tell someone, then other women will know its not safe to have an affair with you.

Nope. I would (and did) do anything for her, and i mean anything if another guy was not included.

Christmas eve is my son's birthday so he comes over and we order Chinese, our favorite this time of year.

All too often when I use a male character, I feel "he" takes a different path sometimes during the story, differently than I had planned, maybe because it just feels the circumstances warrant a change of plot. But when I put myself as the character, it is easier to stick to the plot.

It's easy for a guy to prefer that girls wear heels because we don't have to walk in them. My partner told me how difficult it is to dance, going backwards in heels, which I had never thought about. Naturally we guys like how it accentuates a girl's legs and butt.

I have an oral fetish, so I prefer porn of men and women giving each other oral, especially when the woman sits on his face and pretends to have an orgasm, lol.

When I was 17, I woke up one night hearing my Mom moaning. I peeked in their door and saw her sitting on my Dad's face, obviously enjoying it. His erection waved in the air like he was having the best time. I was mesmerized even though they were my parents and I watched until she almost smothered him with her orgasm. I couldn't watch any more; I went to my room and took matters into my own hands so to speak.

There are times, particularly when I get lonely AND horny that an idea or theme will come to mind an I try to write about it. To take a sex act and work it into a story where it will be applicable just doesn't work without the right characters and a plot. Then it gets frustrating and embarrassing that I even had such a decadent idea. So I trash it and move on, basically rarely writing.

#2 in all respects, anything she wants, however she wants it.

My deceased wife knew I wrote erotica because I submitted a story to a men's magazine on a dare and won $400 in an erotic writing contest. She never liked reading what I wrote but I continued to write and post on various sites just for the experience and responses.

I prefer face sitting videos, with the woman aggressively riding the guy's face to orgasm, even though I know it's not real. But it brings back actual experiences that were the most exciting sex ever.

Me and Tim went into the woods,

Gonna get us some squirrels,

But halfway into the woods,,

We came across three naked girls.

They started flirting with us,

And wanted us to get naked too,

But when we did, they started running,

I caught one but Timbucktu.

A raspberry bacon club -

toasted rye bread

ham

turkey

lettuce

tomato

crisp (preferably burned) bacon strips

raspberry drizzle in between the meats

Because of the way I was introduced to "real" sex, (other than masturbation), I watch women face sitting men for oral orgasms.

There are really 15 in my fantasy bucket list, but the top ten would be:

1. Jennifer Love Hewitt

2. Selma HYeck

3. Lauren Graham

4. Paris Hilton

5. Jennifer Lawrence

6. Megan Fox

7. Zoe Zaldana

8. Sandra Bullock

9. Charlize Theron

10. Aubrey Plaza

Before my girlfriend could come,

She asked me to lick her some,

But once between her thighs,

I wrongly closed my eyes,

And accidentally licked her bum.

An old man whom they called "Ace",

Afterwards boldly stated his case,

"It's much more exciting, I think,

And the tastiest way to drink,

When she's happily sitting on my face."

A young man, put to the test,

Was challenged to give his best,

But once between her thighs,

He suddenly realized,

He really enjoyed his tonguefest.