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Woman
Over 90 days ago
Female, 105
China

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I refuse to mention the number.

Needless to say, I can buy a plane ticket with it and visit North America with that amount!
NO!

1) If you have seen the bathrooms I've seen? You will cross your legs, jump in a taxi, go home, go to the bathroom, wash your hands, run back downstairs, get into the taxi then return to where you were. Or plan your day around where the nice bathrooms are.

2) Go out to the middle of a field, drop your drawers and go. ONLY if you REALLY need too.

3) HOLD IT

My mother taught us that, "you go before you go!" Public bathrooms are not a nice place to be in. That is one swell habit to keep!
NO!

Another man? Now that is a totally different ball game!

Bottom line, it all depends on my emotional attachment to him. And what he desires as well. For if I "allow" him to go ahead with what he wants, will I be "allowed" to get what I want too?
Tasteful, turn on.

If it is the only thing I can look at on a person? Turn off.

I do not really understand the concept of what my father calls "metal head". He so has a way with words!
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im interested in knowing what this size queen and other size queens thinks is a great package.


Personally I try not to go for size, but I tell you, if he has an elephant trunk no way. That is just a little too scary for me. And if it is like a button? That too might cause some issues.

We are talking about a man's nose right?
Respect her and her thoughts on this matter. If you push it, with her already saying "friends" you are not respecting her and thinking you know best. Which will just annoy her as she has made her mind clear.

If it is meant to be, it will be. And since you have mentioned this too her, she might start pulling back from you, or int he middle of conversations say she must go do something. Let her. This is how many women cope with this situation, distance. It sucks camel penises for you. All you can do now is try to get back to where you both were before all of this. That is the hardest part. Good luck!
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When the last jar of salsa that a friend canned for me started spewing and making 1 hell oh a mess in my kitchen floor ,, I was really wanting to eat that stuff last night!


It's alive!!!!!!!

Maybe a good thing it landed on your floor! When was the last time you cleaned your floor?
Mister Nudie Pants! You are funny!

If one were to look at my present avatar, they would just see a Trashy Dorothy!

But I guess she could be saying... oooh!!! I have a basket filled with toys! Come and take a look see!
SHHHHH! She doesn't have to know that you gave me a foot massage!!!!
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it's only fair as you've seen mine


Darling!!! Wifey!!! I promise! I've been faithful!!! Shameless darling came into the locker room after yoga one day!!!
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True what Shads said, if you dont like it dont look.

Anyway, dont hear you complaining about girls having pictures of their tits as their av.... but thats ok is it?


*falls to your feet doing the Wayne's World thingie... I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!!! SHAMELESS darling! Stop look at my tushie!!!

I agree. I personally do not enjoy seeing pictures of women in high heels, or a woman with perfect hair. Yet, in those threads, or people who have these avatars, I just ignore them. (grumbles about big feet and wanting shoes)
Lordy loo!!!!! NEVER would I ever be caught dead in those!!! I think six foot one is darn tall enough for any woman to be! No heels!

I'm such a klutz I'd probably fall over, break my ankle, my nose then roll around laughing at myself.
Is that marble she is sitting on? She must be careful! Too much sitting on hard and cold surfaces... she will get hemorrhoids! And then... not pretty.
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I did pass kindergarten. I learnt to share. So I call Mister Malkovich from the waist up. You can have him from the waist down!!!!!


How about we share left side -- right side, rather than split him at the waist?


How about... get him on odd days, you get him on even days? And every Sunday a threesome?
I guess it all depends on what you think an "alpha male" really is.

To me? YES. I want and prefer an alpha male as my partner.

In my personal opinion, an alpha male is a man who will never say he is an alpha male. He is a man who just oozes his confidence, his charm, his respect of himself and others. He carries his burdens and those of his friends and family with grace. He walks into a room and without even looking, I know he is there. Within moments of entering, he shines. He is a man who does not need to be in the lime light, and is more than comfortable to sit back and let others take the lead, and is there to give a hand without even asking, making it look like the person did it all. He is wise enough to push his partner and those around him, to be a better person, even if it means she/they will be more than he is (emotionally, intellectually, spiritually and all the other ally's...).

I do not think that a true alpha male, needs to be the leader of the "pack", he is just thrust into that position naturally, but is happy enough to let others take his place. They do not take this position by force or by any other means other than just being who they are.

Call it quiet strength, call it what you will. In my short life, I have only ever had the pleasure of meeting, in my opinion, a small handful of alpha males. (And no, I am not talking about a handful of balls here)



Those that crave the spot light, those that crave the attention, in my opinion are alpha wusses, not alpha males.
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lol necho. He was wonderful in "Dangerous Liaisons".


YUMMMY!!! John Malkovich is just... oh that voice!!!! Can I have him for Christmas?


Only if you share.


I did pass kindergarten. I learnt to share. So I call Mister Malkovich from the waist up. You can have him from the waist down!!!!!
MEMO to all Cell Mates;

From hence forth... I shall now be known as..... Man Hole darling.

Thank-you for your kind attention to my hole. Have a nice day.

The member formerly known as
Woman
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lol necho. He was wonderful in "Dangerous Liaisons".


YUMMMY!!! John Malkovich is just... oh that voice!!!! Can I have him for Christmas?
VanGogh......

I only thought of what I would want, and since it is good to share.... I thought you might enjoy!!!

Happy Christmas!
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I am a PIMP!

Many people ask what kind of stories that I enjoy reading. I've stumble across a few that I very much enjoy, but this one..... had me sitting at my computer; speechless and stunned.

It is a story about senses being awakened, a simple touch that heightens from being erotic to tantalizing. Removing one sense and having the other four come alive. A story with many layers... well, it is easy to see why this is one of my favourites!!!!

"Senses" by Wyliecoyote, Straight sex, with a dash of romance, a twist of spice, and a hint of flavour.

PS- I was not paid to PIMP this story.
Authority Figurine Man is really Toto from the Wizard of Oz. Not a Cock.
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In the past we have talked about a lush column, which would be neat, someone could write some reviews on a few stories from different categories... any amateur journalists on lush?


That would be fabulous!!!! And wonderful to read! I do think it might cause problems and more issues than anything though if people who do not make it on feel that they should. I would love to see it happen, but.... well but.