You mention you bought Lelo products.
Can you tell me some more here, or in private, about their "splash proof"ness? I am looking at buying a few of their products as the ease of buying them in China is much better than other lines. As well, how would you grade their settings? The ease of changing settings? And how powerful is it compared to say a Fun Factory item?
Hummm... I see a Consumer Report Thread in the future!! LOL!!!
I refuse to speak lies about my Wifey!!!
*whispers to all in ear shot.... that purple dildo she was on about? was really her ex's penis... shhh! Don't tell anyone I told you!
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........
'Tis the season for a war zone! Fa la la la la la la la la!!!
Seriously. With the Red Lantern Festival beginning throughout all of China, it marks the end of the Spring Festival and back to work for everyone. Travel time is over, and work time begins.
However, with all the fireworks that have been ringing and sounding off over the past seven weeks, if you live in China, welcome to the war zone.
The year of the Tiger is going to be a fabulous year!!!! Filled with change and as long as we all control our tempers and moods, one of great parties and events too!!!!!!!
I shall post some pictures right this minute for you all!!!!! Well, I shall post this first, then start again!!! LOL!!!!
Assuming.
Simply because, I cannot assume that someone can read my mind and expect them to do what I am only thinking of having them do.
My mama is one smart cookie... she taught us this proverb; "Expect little, and assume nothing. Then you will always be smiling."
TEASE HIM.
Make it last for hours, days if you can. Tie him up and force- like this will be a problem- him to watch you masturbate. Then clean your house naked and not let him touch you. Read him a story filled with details.
Tie him to the bed, and then tease him some more. Do not let him cum for as long as you want him not to.
Take him for dinner, in a restaurant you have not gone too. Slide your foot up his leg, lick your lips and tell him what you want to do to him. Be descriptive. Slide your finger down over your neck, over your collar bone, let it slip under your top/dress. Don't let him touch you. Play.. toy with him. Go to the bathroom. Remove your knickers, and hand them to him across the table.
There is a difference between dominating him, and controlling the situation. Try not to think of it as dominating him as you seem uncertain of it. Turn the table, and take control of the situation and tease him. It will take confidence on your part in yourself and your body. But; once you get into it, it is actually a lot of fun!!!
Be sure to come back and tell us what you did to him!!!
Hello!!! I've been travelling and enjoying my holiday!!!! But should be back in some way shape or form in a few weeks!!!!!!
Wifey.... I've missed you!!!!!
The Pogues- all there stuff is on shuffle at the moment!! So everything!
Holy shit! Is that thing real?
Oh Lordy.
This is a HUGE thank-you to those (especially you Necho darling!!!!) for keeping this thread alive!!! I love it and have referred so many folks to this thread!!!!
More clothes! Less clothes! YAY!!!!!
I must really make my screen bigger. I thought the topic was... When is Walmart Open.
I am most turned on when I see him enter, and not know what to expect. Then when he plays with my mind, and I am trying to keep up..... I am a mind girl. Turn my mind on I am yours for the taking.
*jumps into the snow pile naked and rolls around. Playing for a while in said pile of pretty snow, jumps up and declares.... Now, who wants to join me in the bath tub?
Hello! How did you get here?
I know I am a Woman, but I do not understand any of them!
Especially an eyelash curler and other women.
*Doubles checks birth certificate.... gender... female
PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This was bloody brilliant!!! I've copied it and sent it to every man in my contact list!!! I love it!!!!! Do you have anymore?
*sighs.....
Ok, I shall take one of those, and one of that one, OH! And that one too!!
Lovely!!! Thank-you!
Necho darling? I love you!!!!
This thread is such a turn on!!! Much better than all the other threads of pictures of naked bodies.
Thank-you!!! Thank-you!!! Who has more? Pretty please with cherries and sprinkles on top!!!!
*taps on Shameless darling's hard.... hummm.... not quite ripe yet
