Lost her dildo!!!!! Oh no Wifey darling!!!!
Even though it has the reflection of the kids, I think the reflection adds to it in some way. The kids enjoy the colours too! I love it!!!
That they are really just as confused as we are!!!
And here I thought it was a new singing of "Oh Holy Night". Crap!
He knew. And I had to let him go because of it.
Thank-you all for your comments by PM or in this thread. This is the first poem of four in a series.
She has good taste in music I see!
So let me see if I got this straight, Shameless darling got off of the ride, and WellMadeMale was there to finish the job. Thank goodness they know how to change a tyre!
*falls over laughing and bonks her head
*claps and shouts YAY!!!!!!
Plays with Shameless darling's light switch. Lights go on.... lights go off! Lights go on... lights go off! Strobe light!!!
What on earth? I thought I had stolen your tail!
I have a purple dildo, does that count?
Many ask why am I so happy all the time. Part of the reason is what I do. I do get to teach, lecture and instruct on the finer points of Oral (don't get your hopes up) English to Chinese teachers and students. I teach people how to speak the language, and re-teach many teachers as well. Simple tricks to get rid of stutters, public speaking, effective speaking, pronunciation and enunciation and so many others things (mainly culture).
It is the most amazing feeling in the world, when you leave your classroom and observe your students correcting other students, (chuckles) correcting their Chinese English teachers on the simplest of things. To watch your knowledge be passed on to a new group, and to watch them use it? To broaden their minds? To watch them grow into the people they are meant to be and know that I have helped to make them that person? Wow.
And wow? Doesn't even begin to cover the "high" you get.
Oh yes, I do agree. That lower lip.... he just NAILED that impersonation!!!
WellMadeMale is really Barney. The Purple Dinosaur.
ME ME ME!!!!!
Yes! I think we need sound on that instant dohdad! Pretty please?
Oh! Another authority figure!!! YAY!!!!
Congratulations WellMadeMale!!!!
Never fear darling Eli!!! Soon (my fingers are crossed for you, I truly hope!!) you will be all fixed and as good as new!!!
And you get to watch! So there! (sticks out tongue and blows a raspberry in your general direction!!!!)
The men whom I've told get rather turned on by my stories and they pick out their favourite scenes and want to try them out.
I personally tell them, as I beleive sexual thoughts should be shared with the partner I am with at that moment.
They tell me it is better than keeping a journal.
Has a tea party on the ceiling and sings if you are horny nad you know it wank for peace!
*covers her eyes and screams..... Ahhhhh! Grammar followed me home!!!!!!
Over-complicated.
I must tell the world darling. The whole wide world. You should be proud of yourself!!! I mean it is not everyone who can win the Miss America beauty pageant with a tail. Go on darling! Tell them how you won!
Michael More.
Bill Clinton.
Rita McNeil.
Brad Pit.
*pretends to pout (I do not know how!!)
But but but but....Wifey! I cannot have you leave me! I need to be selfish and keep you here!
Lydia darling, good luck to you. School can be fun!!! We shall see you when you have time. 'Till then, we shall miss you!!!
*smacks Shameless paws off her tushie, pssst! My Wife is still here!!!
*smacks head to palm...
I've created a monster!!!!!!!!!!
