Hello Wifey darling!!! Meet my friend..... TUSHIE!!!
Oh darling you rat bastard!!!!! You are giving away all my secrets now!!!
Tushie darling, your momma was a hamster and your daddy rank of elderberries!!!!
*pats her head and blows raspberries in a very French way
LOL!!!!!!! I WISH I got answers like this!!!!
While at work VERY rarely, and only then when I seem to get a message or a phone call during breaks telling what he'd like to do to me if he got the chance.
While not working, depending on conversations, the mood I am in, what is going on about me or just letting my mind wander.
I already get enough attention wearing a regular sports bra... and now people think this is attractive? Now if only they were a little bit flatter on the top, you can use your boobage like a shelf. Put your drink there, an ashtray.... I wonder if that is what they had in mind?
When students all say they understand that there will be no extensions on their final assignment. That everything is due at a certain time. That if it is even one minute late they will get a zero for this assignment. Then I get emails, basically saying, "I have been busy studying for my accounting class. I haven't had time to get your work done, but I will give it to you next week." To which my reply is of course, "You were aware of the due date of this assignment. If it is not in my inbox by midnight, you have been told that you will receive a mark of zero." And now, I have students shocked, crying, sending me messages, showing up at my door in tears; begging me to give them another chance.
GRRRRRRRRR!!!!! I am not a Chinese teacher and due dates should not be flexible when you state, in both the language being taught, and in the native language, that there will be no exceptions!
My Wifey is not really a wifey but a hubby! SHHHH! Don't tell anyone I told you!!! It'll be our "little" secret!!!
Thank-you Chuckles and Shameless One!!!!
No. People who live in the arctic do not generally get frost bite while having sex. But it is possible and does happen. Just leave the booze at home!!!
Yes, igloos are fantastic to live in for a little while, very warm and very cozy as long as you've no big cracks. Tima!
Laying in Wait
You came to me like a jolt from the blue
I rose to what you offered and gave with all I had to give
What was, now is
The pain of hunger knows nothing
The time passed
We grew stronger
I feel empty
alone
afraid
in wait.
I shall wait for you,
I always will
Return, to grow along side me once more
Let us continue to share who we are
to what we can be together
Together
and apart
we are
You've taken who I am
made me your own
I feel you with me
My thoughts to be shared
Greedy, I know I am of you
My want for you knows no bounds
Does it matter?
Do I care?
Do you?
To take your heart
holding it within my own,
I shall wait for you
Till the sun is no more
*whispers... and you share your video collection with me! Fair trade! LOL!
Gentle? HA! I am Woman! She (points at Wifey darling) is QUEEN! And he? (points at the Primal One) well... he likes to takes pictures!
But you will learn to like it!
*covers her mouth with her hand giggling.... takes a picture for the "Lush Dildo in action calendar"
I raise my neon red dildo in your honour Wifey!!!! But I use it for my own honour!! Honest!
Hummmm..... where did I put my keys? Oh! Right! In the toy chest. What on god's orange earth are they doing there?
Firefox. Automatic spell checker. It has been a blessing and now that I actually use it, I have noticed my spelling gets better as I age!!! I failed every spelling bee in school. And now I give them!!!
Shameless, Shameless, Shameless. I am not your momma! But I can say y'all like a trooper and speak Inuktitut!
And now, bed time!
Hummm..... That is not a lie! You cheated! LOL!
Shamless darling, has removed my Oscar the Grouch knickers, and is currently wearing them like a hat. Oscar, his green? Brings out your eyes!
LOL! LOL! I had to even look up to see if this was the "post groundless lies" thread!!!!!!
I have no mate! I am not an Aussie Lander!!!
whispering..... fartknocker!
Only if you enjoy seeing knickers! Those little numbers, well.... they are really really short!
Jiminey Crickets on a scooter! What is the world coming too when a Woman laughs before a man!!! I have this irresistible urge to call you a dirty name.
Ohhhh... you just wanted the Ladies of Lush to dress up in little uniforms that have belts and sashes and ties..... I understand!!!!
Alright darling! But remember you asked for it!!!!
*grabs her metre stick from the closet.... Shameless.... bend over please! My Wifey darling has this thing about playing leap frog.
*runs up to Shameless, trying to keep a straight face, hands him a "flesh light", falls atop Wifey darling, looks at Eli darling.... hey, your doctor is kindof cute!