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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by shameless009
To quote a man wiser than I ,,just look around,,you will see something funny If you try.


Wasn't that Mary Poppins? Whoops! No, she said, "In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun, you find the fun and SNAP! The jobs a game!"

I do agree with you, everything is funny if you look at it upside down. Or just in a different way!!!
Since I actively took up writing, I have written two stories with another (the same) author, and one story where there were eight of us in total writing it.

The co-author and I work really well together, bouncing ideas and just letting the story go where it wants to go. Along with constant laughter.

The story with eight authors was actually really easy. We spend a lot of time together anyways, so it was just getting everyone on the phone at the same time (that was the hardest part!) and a clear cut view of where the story was going, and how we wanted to get there. The rest was just gravy! As I said, the hardest part of it all, was getting everyone's work back, or getting everyone in the same place at the same time, when we were facing time zones!! (*raises fist and curses the time zone gods)
*smacks head with palm and shakes head chuckling..... cross cultural jokes I tell you!!!

Shamless darling... oh look! Fireworks!!! Pretty! Shameless darling is really Bill Clinton.
*stares in utter disbelief... jaw dropping to the floor....

You.... you.... you..... you.... are you going to put the loopy herbs in there?
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If I was a guy... I wouldn't want to be on this list.

Ever heard of the saying "Nice guys finish last..."


We should make a "bad boys list"


Oh yea



Hooray for evil plotting.


World Domination! Here we come!!!!
I've a Nikon e71.

is my very favourite, superly amazingly, fabulously superb, marvelously delicious, makes me so very happy application on my computer, or on my phone.

I swear to all the heavenly bodies above me (yes, and Shameless darling too!) that anyone that needs to make long distance phone calls buy the subscription! I get all the incoming calls from any contact list computer right to my phone! No matter where I am! At the gym, in the park, in the classroom, being punished in the Dean's office, you name it!

Ummm.... I just thought about it... I really don't use anything else on the phone.
You know what they say! Love and laughter go hand in hand! but have you ever sat down to actually think about it?

This is an either or question. No gray area, you have to pick one or the other.

If you could only pick one to experience for the rest of your life, and you would never again have the other, which would you pick? Would you choose the ability to laugh? Or would you choose the ability to orgasm? Which one!

If you wouldn't mind, can you support your answer in a 4,623 word essay. Remember to us proper paper format! (just kidding!!!)


Personally; if the choice were laid infront of me, I would gladly give up my orgasm for my laughter. For me, laughter is such an important part of my day, the ability to laugh at myself when I fall flat on my face, the ability to make others laugh just by laughing, it is contagious!!!! You can laugh in public, around your family, around friends, and around the world. (Can you imagine if an orgasm were contagious? You hear someone cumming and automatically you start as well?)

I love to cum, and if it were possible; morning, noon, night, and so many times in between. But that feeling of a great laugh, from the tips of my toes to the crown of my head, where I gasp for breath, chest heaving, tears streaming down my cheeks, face a brilliant red shared with the ones I care for, mean more to me than any orgasm I have ever had (and quite possibly mean more than any I might have in the future).

I look forward to reading your thoughts!!!

Frankly Speaking;
Woman
*Whispers to Eli darling... can you beleive it? Their version of kinky sex was baking cookies.
They are brilliant!!!! You are working then suddenly WHAMO! Someone is makes your smile!!! Neat!
Never fear! I have a driver!!! Or you can just ride behind me on my camel.
Wifey is cheating on me with the Lesibian Shameless... I am taping the event.
I'll need to stop and ask for directions first!
*brings her lips up close to Shameless's ear breathlessly whispering... please don't step on my toes!!
*Runs in screaming.... jumps Wifey darling, has her wicked way with her then runs away
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LadyLydia ,,her Royal Highness Is running for PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES ,,next term,,,She has already got my VOTE!


Lmao Vote for Lydia! Together we can make the world a more sexually fun place (with consent, of course....)

Woman is my Chef of Staff and Primal is my Vice President.


*whispers in the Presidents ear, all men must do the naked dance when ever their paths cross a woman's. We need to make this a law...
Recently I bought a giant lighter. It is about fifteen times the size of a regular lighter. It is so big, I need to hold it with two hands to light it. I wonder what I am compensating for? I do not know! But it is fun!
Quote by shameless009
There is nothing I dont like about the opposite sex,,If it wasn't for the different ways that we do or think,,we would all be men or women,,I just cant imagine a world without women.,,,,,,and we sure in the hell couldnt repopulate it without them.


Are you in my head?
Shameless only votes on the topless portion of the Mister America pageant.
*jumps Shameless darling, and has her wicked way with him... WOOT!
Everyone who makes me chuckle is on my list!!!

*boogies off signing Barenaked Ladies "Jane"
My Wifey of course!!!!

And anyone and everyone who makes me smile is on my list no matter if I have spoken to you or not!

*skips away to go make comments on the boys thread. I mean, the Manly Men (those men in tight tights!) Thread
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Into male bulges are we?




That is just gross!!!

He looks ridiculous!!!!! (in my opinion.... to each their own!)
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We all know what Jean-Luc would do...





LOL! I love it!!!!!
And that dear children... is how Shameless came into the world.....
Darling Lil' Sister, these are supposed to be LIES not the truth!!!!! Shame on you!!! Wait... Shameless is on you!
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Two men what?


Have made me want to scream and rant and rave and stomp my feet in utter and total frustration. But I am Woman. And will just say MEN!
Shameless is having puppies. And Oneline is the runt of the litter.