What? I've two babies?
*counts on my fingers.... Right. Kids are like instant potatoes. Just add water.
You mother planted you feet first, and added water to you daily. You are just a big potato. Carrying my baby.
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1) To touch people's lives, better said, to make a difference in people's lives. Be it just a smile when they need it, or a shoulder. (My Inner Voice would like to say......Or just to fondle and grope.)
2) Encourage people to hope and dream that the world is a good place to be
3) To be able to be an outside observer since the beginning of time till the end of time, to watch, to understand why certain decisions, acts were made and done.
2) Encourage people to hope and dream that the world is a good place to be
3) To be able to be an outside observer since the beginning of time till the end of time, to watch, to understand why certain decisions, acts were made and done.
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No, I will leave your mountains for Shameless, he likes mountains! (That is not a shameless lie either! LOL!) I shall return to play pattycake! But you like us unruly! Much more fun to misbehave!!!
Horny the blue balled penis
Had a very leaky head!
And if you ever tasted
You would have to say yum yum!!!
(to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)
Horny the blue balled penis
Had a very leaky head!
And if you ever tasted
You would have to say yum yum!!!
(to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)
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Quote by diversifiedQuote by Lady_LydiaQuote by WomanQuote by diversified
fralalalala lalalalalala lalalaa fralalalalalala fralalala
i hate Christmas songs
Let me see what I can do to have you appreciate the splendidness of Christmas darling Eli....
Deck the halls with lifelike dildo's,
Fa la la la la, cum cum cum.
Tis the season to be naughty,
Fa la la la la, cum cum cum.
Use a condom during anal,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hide the used ones, from your mother,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Do you not see why I love her!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?
Aw Wifey, you're wondeful
i totally see why!! mind sharing lol
now that Christmas song is going to be stuck in my head forever and i love it!!
ya Detroit is worse
I wonder..... yup.... You should try "Horny the blue balled monster" rather than "Jingle Bells" , always bring a smile to my face!!!
Good morning Lush people!
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fralalalala lalalalalala lalalaa fralalalalalala fralalala
i hate Christmas songs
Let me see what I can do to have you appreciate the splendidness of Christmas darling Eli....
Deck the halls with lifelike dildo's,
Fa la la la la, cum cum cum.
Tis the season to be naughty,
Fa la la la la, cum cum cum.
Don we now our nurses outfit,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Come on now and suck at my clit
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Here's some handcuffs tie my wrists up,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Spank my tush and hear me gasping
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Follow me in orgasmic pleasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Come on now and find my treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Use a condom during anal,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hide the used ones, from your mother,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
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A pregnant woman is not permitted to fly during her third trimester unless she has a doctors certificate.
Being pretty darn tall, I must think of the best way to travel. Taking trains half my shins and feet stick out into the aisle of a sleeper car, on a plane I have to sit sideways to accommodate my knees and be aware of the person in front of me if they want to have their chairs reclined back for comfort (at times, yes I am one of those people who have my knees in your back and for that I apologise greatly!). Airlines do not always give me an emergency exit seat, or a seat near an emergency exit. And on some airlines I must pay extra for requesting the emergency exit seat.
My brother in law, he is six foot 11, and weighs upwards of 140kg, and to look at him he is well... he looks like an athletic man. I disagree that he would have to pay extra because he is over a certain weight class. On a second thought, what if ICAO decided to change the weight categories internationally? Then almost anyone from a western country would be considered obese. And then provisions would have to be made and allowances made for summer as the overall weight of a person is less than that of one in the winter due to baggage, winter wear and boots. And if there were seating that made allowances for people such as that man in the photograph, would not the same issues of safety be brought up? Being caught in the aisle in the event of an emergency?
Being pretty darn tall, I must think of the best way to travel. Taking trains half my shins and feet stick out into the aisle of a sleeper car, on a plane I have to sit sideways to accommodate my knees and be aware of the person in front of me if they want to have their chairs reclined back for comfort (at times, yes I am one of those people who have my knees in your back and for that I apologise greatly!). Airlines do not always give me an emergency exit seat, or a seat near an emergency exit. And on some airlines I must pay extra for requesting the emergency exit seat.
My brother in law, he is six foot 11, and weighs upwards of 140kg, and to look at him he is well... he looks like an athletic man. I disagree that he would have to pay extra because he is over a certain weight class. On a second thought, what if ICAO decided to change the weight categories internationally? Then almost anyone from a western country would be considered obese. And then provisions would have to be made and allowances made for summer as the overall weight of a person is less than that of one in the winter due to baggage, winter wear and boots. And if there were seating that made allowances for people such as that man in the photograph, would not the same issues of safety be brought up? Being caught in the aisle in the event of an emergency?
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Only allegic to Salmonella contamimated ones back in 2006
The law suit is continuing.. For those moaner about Socialized medicine
21 hours in hospital came to $8000
WHAT? Are you kidding me!!! $8,000 for twenty-one hours and treatment?
I am utterly speechlessly stunned!
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If you think a massage is in order, my advice would be look at your local colleges or universities and see if they offer a massage therapy course. Call them and see if you can get a student massage. They are usually five to ten dollars for an hour long massage.
Just as a side note? Happy endings are not offered in the West!
Just as a side note? Happy endings are not offered in the West!
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Interesting post, chef, and very true!
I disagree with the ADHD one, though. Some behaviour definitely comes down to parenting, but our kids are also being bombarded with food additives that weren't around in 1959. They often have an adverse affect on behaviour.
I've taught well over 10,000 students since I have been here (China), and in all my years here, I think I can say that there were about seven students that stick out in my mind that might have had ADHD. And the rest of my over active students, their parents said it was their own fault for giving into their child's every whim.
Another thought is also the amount of hormones found in the ground water that are unable to be filtered out.
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Here's one from the '920' level at the mine taken two years ago. Hard to describe the beauty in this State.
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I know these are from long ago.... but WOW! I do love snow pictures and this one is just stunning!!!!!!!!!
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For me, true romance is in the small day to day thoughts. The leaving of a post it not in my parka pocket, leaving them in my purse, in my shoe... just little notes about things he enjoys or we enjoyed together. Him telling me about silly parts of his day for he knows how much I love to smile and laugh, random text messages through the day, a cup of tea made while marking papers. A smile that says "I'm here".
For me romance is not about grand gestures, but the small ones that remind me why it is him I want.
Rubies, gems, shoes, chocolate, flowers.... they look prettier at the store. When he steals my phone and creates a playlist of his mix mixed with mine, or creates new calendar entries with alarms that go off during class with thoughts... for me, that is romance.
And it goes both ways. When I know he's having a hard day, I greet him in a way he likes best, his comfort food in the oven, favourite movie queued up to watch, his drink ready, and just letting him be if that is how his mood is, sneaking out in the middle of the night to clean his truck. Being there for him. Pushing my issues and problems aside to offer my shoulder my ear when he needs them.
The secret is out. I am a hopeless romantic.
For me romance is not about grand gestures, but the small ones that remind me why it is him I want.
Rubies, gems, shoes, chocolate, flowers.... they look prettier at the store. When he steals my phone and creates a playlist of his mix mixed with mine, or creates new calendar entries with alarms that go off during class with thoughts... for me, that is romance.
And it goes both ways. When I know he's having a hard day, I greet him in a way he likes best, his comfort food in the oven, favourite movie queued up to watch, his drink ready, and just letting him be if that is how his mood is, sneaking out in the middle of the night to clean his truck. Being there for him. Pushing my issues and problems aside to offer my shoulder my ear when he needs them.
The secret is out. I am a hopeless romantic.
