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Over 90 days ago
Female, 105
China

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Quote by diversified
... and of course i would welcome Woman to our forum whoring family ... wait ... does this mean we need a forum pimp???

if so we totally get to chose who it is!! right Lydia and Woman???


*Bangs my dildoesque looking gavel on my desk.... notion passed! We get to choose!!!!


Quote by Primal
The other day Woman was the chat room pimp, she even had a big hat and I was one of her hoes.


Ahh... but cheri! I did not have any bling nor a swank cane with rhinestones!
Quote by Oneline
Same, those countries are probably run by men with some serious girl on girl fantasies...


You bet your bustier!!!

Welcome to the Middle Kingdom. Where being gay was a mental illness till a few years ago. Where the Big Cheese who did the revolution thingie here not so long ago(sorry! I cannot mention names in a public forum, I like my internet!!!!) liked his little boys and orgies, created that law. Where the Red Light Districts (Whore Street) biggest money was made from men paying the male cross dressers to have sex with them. Lesbian action here is huge, always has been. And has been accepted for a long time.

Lordy loo! China is so much fun when you learn what is under the picture surface!
I try to get into bed before midnight, and up no matter what time I go to sleep, am up around five. If I come home from the bar at just after four, crawl into bed, I am up around five and I am the insane one who is bright and cheery; breakfast made for all, coffee on and itching the walls to make noise by seven. I agree with Nicola, watching the world come alive each morning is the most calming sight in the world.

Now, that cock on the other hand....
The coffee is in the kitchen! Jump right in!!!
Quote by Primal
Curious question for you Woman, what about students at the university who are not in your class? Or all students, period?


Drats! And I was hoping to keep my post short!!! (Fat chance for a lecturer!)

Ok, let me try to answer this as in my mind it makes perfect sense and I understand that it may come across as me preaching or being holier than thou- which is not my intent.

Students, all the way up to university seniors (at the university I teach in) are in that grouping of no friendship, no contact with them of a social nature outside of the classroom. If they show up at a bar I am at with my friends, I will do my best to encourage my friends to leave. In most parts of China, foreigners are frowned upon already, and women must live a double standard. I have left the bar on my own when friends would not leave.

Any person whom I might teach, I would like to say are out of bounds to socialise with, but then that brings up the next question of post grads and masters' students. Post grads/masters' students; they, I take on a case by case basis for socialising with; they are older, many are married, and have been sent back to school by their companies to further their education to become better workers.

I cannot say that I would never have sex with a student, as I cannot see the future. But I remove the temptation so I do not put myself in that position where the possibility might arrive.

This is my own personal guideline. There are many of my foreign co-workers who will just boink anything that moves as long as the one they are boinking are over sixteen.
Quote by JimR
Stupid people, that ask dumb questions. I define a dumb question as one that you already know the answer.


What is the meaning of life JimR?
I think back to when I was sixteen, and remember thinking I knew what was best. I must admit I had seduced teachers and older men, while still in high school and junior school. At 6'1 since I was about nine, does do some strange things to you when people never beleived when I stated my age. Looking back on it all now, I knew practically nothing then. I wish I waited to let my emotional maturity catch up to where my body was.

Now, as a former high school teacher, I have seen the outrage from other students, and the favoritism that a teacher shows to a student they are sexually interested in. And it is much worse at the university I teach at. Students arrive on my door step, offering me sex in return for higher grades or a letter of recommendations, only to get my door smacking them on the nose as I slam it shut. I firmly beleive that students and teachers are not a good mix. (Fun to read about sure!) A person in a position of authority, should not give into their desires, consensual or otherwise with the one that they are responsible for.

There are reasons why their are rules against doctors and patients, ranking officers and junior officers etc... and as much as I may not like them, I can understand why they are in place.

I have to make my first serious post taking the high road here, and say, the teacher should not have been arrested, but should loose his job with the school, and on his permanent employee record with the State Board not mention her age, but that he had sex with a student.

I will not even allow myself to be friends with my university students for this very reason. Now, co-workers at the same level as me? Is another story all together!!!
I will spank it Sam I am...
I will spank it on my cam
I will wank it in my house
I will wank it with a mouse
I will jack it in my car
I will five finger disco near or far
I will wank it on the floor
I will slap it to make peace not war
I will beat it because I can
I will masturbate Sam I am
- RoseyLips, Kansas

And I don't think Dr. Suess can compare!
What was your favourite bumper sticker from the site?
*passes over the pot of java... here you are Wifey!!! now, back in bed!
Quote by Lady_Lydia
Oh you SO did NOT just call me a cockblock!!!
Come here Primal, when I'm done with my wife I'll show you some fun!!


Why wait! Threesome!!!!!!!!! after coffee.
Something that ticks me off is the lack of man on man action for us to watch and enjoy.

*begins to sing...
If you're happy and you know it wank for us!
If you're happy and we see it wank for us!
If you're happy and you know it- plus we really wanna see it
If you're happy and you know it wank for us!
*rolls over and turns up the tunes.... there you are!!!
I come awake with the gift for womankind- Ian Durry and the Blockheads, "Wake up and make love to me"

I can't get no satisfaction!- Rolling Stones, "I can't get no satisfaction"

How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman- Rocky Horror Picture Show, Tim Curry "Sweet Transvestite"

Ouga Chaka ouga! ....- uncertain!!! "Hooked on a Feeling"

I was always the crazy one
- Toby Keith, "How do you like me now"
Quote by roccotool
That's really good. You should add that to the Love Poems category, if you haven't already.


Forgive my newbieness! But I have searched through the Poetry Section and cannot find the Love Poems thread. Can you give directions? Thank-you!!!!
A long while back a friend and I were chatting online and we stumbled across this website. It is brilliantly Hilarious.

Enjoy! and say it proud from now on! "I'm not masturbating a zillion times a week to feel better! I am masturbating for peace!" I do not know about you, but it makes me feel better!

Masturbate for Peace Link



And my favourite bumper sticker (as a sci-fi fan) "I cum in peace"

Enjoy!!!
My flowers wouldn't die so soon! Or my coffee pot were closer! The floor is really really cold and my slippers are over there!
*Ties up LushWifey and has her way with her.

Food comes later! BBB856 and Ms Honey, would you like to join in? A twosome is always fun, a threesome is lovely! But a mini orgy? Is just...well... a normal day here!
Can I get you some coffee? And while we wait for the kettle can I borrow you for a moment under the covers?
I adore poetry, and have been doing a lot of reading of it here at Lush in this lovely nook, and thought it time to post something of mine.

Simple Strength

i stand before you now
Not just as me
But as all women who have
Have ever roamed the this place
This place, we call home.

i begged you not
i begged you to
Come beg for my forgiveness
Unsure if I’ll even give it to you

Your words unspoken
Yet your hand so loud
i pick myself up from the ground
worthless i am to darken your sight

Enough is enough!
I am through with cowering
I am through with thoughts
I am through with terror
Enough is enough!
I am through with you!!

Up
up off the ground
standing tall, eye narrowed, so cold
I dust myself off
To show you to the door

I have the courage of one
I have the strength of many
The weight of my world
Beats within my breast
I am a girl, I am a woman
No-
I stand tall just simply as

Me.
I do not enjoy the "Ladies first" in anything. I prefer to open the door for a man, let him walk up the stairs first. I am a Woman of the 21st century. I want to look at his ass.
If it was something new, mind blowing or just very memorable; then yes. More often than not it will appear in my writing!!!
Ahhhhh! I cannot see!!!!

*walks away cursing the Great Firewall of China for blocking Roccotool's post!!!

Can someone describe it?
Burt's Bee's is a body care line that is made with honey and/or beeswax as an ingredient. Their products are REALLY good for your skin and smell heavenly. Their lip care line, is probably my favourite out of everything made. Most of their products are very good for sensitive skin as most of the ingredients are natural.
Quote by anarchist
They shave their body hair, use hair products and male makeup and face creams, ..... They're often seen admiring themselves in mirrors.


Male make-up?

Are you serious?

So... now you are telling me women can now turn the table and complain that men take way too long to get ready? hummm... I could get used- never mind! I prefer an alpha man not an alpha wanna be.
All of the above!

At the moment my favourite is when I am told or I do the telling of, "No touching. Keep your hands still." That for me is great. It is great! for when I cannot take much more of what he is doing my hands are still free to just have my way with him.
If I could discover what is a metrosexual!!! It sounds like someone who wants to have sex on a train! Is it a new fetish?