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Ok....

Would it be possible to take a picture, make the picture a link, add in a smaller picture with the words "Lush Stories" or something catchy and use that?
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Is it possible to create a new section in the Forums? Something relating to sexual health, health and sex (two possible titles)?

I was in the Think Tank this morning reading over Men Faking it, and thought that that topic should not be there. But it is a serious topic, and one to think about... so it does belong there. But it doesn't belong there. Can you see how that vicious cycle went on???

That way, topics relating to ones overall health, sexual health, emotional states/complications relating to sex, sex before/after an operation, STD's, condom comparisons, menstruation issues and complaints, can all be put together.


Woman woman woman........ You know I respect your opinions but how are STDs and menstrual issues gonna keep vaginas from drying up and penises from going limp exactly? Plus I don't think lushies need to worry about getting STDs... I'm sure their computers are the only ones in danger of getting a virus when they cyber each other without protection.


*weeps uncontrollably... oh the hormones you ARSE!!!! I am afterall carrying your friggen cyber-baby!!!! Don't you care???? *weep weep weep*

Wait. It might not be yours.

Oh pee on a stick!!! I must get all the ISP address of all the people I cybered... the women posing as men... need not worry.
I think that they think that we think that they are just being thoughtful. That since we do not have one, we are missing out and need to be reminded what makes us different.

Oh!!!! Shiny object!!! I shall share it with pictures!!!!
Now... I wasn't going to click on this as I saw "pee" in the title so was just going to pass it over... but my mind played a trick on me, and I saw "Peeing on magical toilet seats". Imagine my let down when I saw what this thread was about!!!!!!!! LOL!!!

The only time I really come across a Western style toilet (one you can actually sit on), is in my own house, or in a fancy dancy hotel. They have squatters here, which yes are much more hygienic as the porcelain comes no where near your skin, unless you loose your balance that is. Word of advice??? If you are drinking and you need to go??? Go outside. MUCH safer in the long run.

However; I go insane with the lack of aim of women who have been using squatters all their lives. I love wearing bell bottom jeans, but ok.. here is the steps I take to use the facilities for a squatting toilet.

1) check all the stalls for the cleanest one.
2) reach into purse for tissues, put between lips (it is rare to find tissues supplied in public facilities, so always bring your own)
3) step up onto the platform, with pant legs in hand (this is not just if you wear bell bottoms, but long pants too)
4) bend over and hike up pants, squat a little to make sure they stay tucked up behind your knees
5) Undo pants and squat
6) While doing what you have to do control control control. Work those kegel muscles ladies!!!!

If a place does have a Western style toilet, chances are it has never been cleaned, there are foot prints all over it, (men just cannot aim), so when in Rome.... squat on!!!!!
Is it possible to create a new section in the Forums? Something relating to sexual health, health and sex (two possible titles)?

I was in the Think Tank this morning reading over Men Faking it, and thought that that topic should not be there. But it is a serious topic, and one to think about... so it does belong there. But it doesn't belong there. Can you see how that vicious cycle went on???

That way, topics relating to ones overall health, sexual health, emotional states/complications relating to sex, sex before/after an operation, STD's, condom comparisons, menstruation issues and complaints, can all be put together.
Yup. Left the country to get away from an ex. Too bad the moon wasn't an option.
I wrote this into another Forum I belong too... and figured this would be the best place for it here. There are many who question their animal personalities, and colours and such. This way, no one has to go looking.



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Well, well, well....

As we come to the end of the Western calendar... the end of the lunar calendar is coming to an end as well. It is always so amazing and fun to watch all the decorations come out of storage and to see the city transfer itself from a green Christmas Wonderland to a bright and festive red for the Spring Festival Season.

The sites and the scents of the city change as do the attitudes of everyone. Everyone becomes happier knowing that they get holidays, and all day you get to hear the kids lighting off fireworks from the time they are allowed outside, till they are called in to go to sleep. Oh yes. 'Tis the season of the fireworks!!!!! And I now live in a war zone!!! Huzzah!!

And here we have it... your Chinese horoscope for the coming year of the Rabbit!!!! Which animal are you? Do you feel you have your animals personality? Are you happy to see the year of the Tiger go away?

What do you hope to have happen in the coming year that maybe the bunny's personality will help you on???

Chinese Astrology in 2011

Would you like to know what Chinese Astrology for 2011 has in store for you?

Something interesting for you.... In the Chinese tradition; on the morning of Chinese New Year, it is customary to wear an entirely new outfit, paying close attention to socks and shoes. "The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step - Lao Tzu". New shoes, means you will have luck on your journey!!!! If this is your year, make sure to wear the lucky red colour to show that you are open to luck, happiness and prosperity coming your way!!!!! (knickers do count!!!! In fact, every knickers shop I have seen over the past two weeks ONLY has red bras and knickers on display. Humm... Learn something new every year!!)

Woman

The following is from Moonslipper

Why not have a look below to get a free forecast of what 2011, the Year of the Rabbit, holds for you! You’ll also find out what personal traits you need to let shine through the coming year!

The history of the Chinese Zodiac is very interesting! It is said that Buddha invited all of the animals in the world to join him for the New Year celebrations, but only 12 animals bothered to turn up. As a great reward, Buddha named a year after each one of them and they actually run in the order that the animals arrived to celebrate with Buddha, starting with the rat and ending with the last guest, the pig.

The Chinese believe that those born during a year of a particular animal would inherit some of the good and bad personality traits of that animal.

Also, each Chinese year is influenced by whatever animal it falls in. The Year of The Rabbit begins on February 3rd 2011. Most Rabbit years are quiet, positive and inspiring and 2011 looks to be heading in this direction – a refreshing change after the fast-moving and quite dramatic Year of the Tiger. Family, diplomacy and personal development will all be highlighted in 2011. Once again alternative sources of energy and green living will be under the spotlight. The arts and culture sector of society will very busy producing amazing works of art and staging important exhibitions throughout the year. Love, romance and family life are well-starred, with a renewed appreciation of loved ones and friends. Overall, it should be a fun and relatively peaceful year. Even though aggression, violence and war zones will still be in evidence, the Chinese Rabbit year favours peaceful solutions and diplomacy, so there will be a feeling that all is not lost and that hope is still very much alive.

Let’s take a look at each animal, their major personality traits and what the prospects are for 2011, the Year of the Rabbit.

The Rat

Rats are charming, elegant and clever. They can be a bit gossipy and prone to being distracted. They’re also thrifty and very good with handling money. Family and close friends are exceptionally important to them. The Rat is charming beyond words and throughout his undoubtedly long life he will always be popular and will have many friends.

Forecast for 2011 The Rat will feel glad in a lot of ways to see the end of the Year of the Tiger! There were a lot of changes and the pace was fast - not something the Rat is entirely comfortable with. The Chinese Year of the Rabbit is the opposite – its tempo will be slow and steady and the Rat must try to be patient and remain content with steady progress throughout 2011. Work will again be highlighted but this time the Rat’s experience and knowledge will be called upon, helping him to advance quite nicely in his career. April, October and November are well-starred for this. On the love and romance side of life, there could be cause for celebration during the year in the form of an engagement, wedding or birth. July, August and December and January will be particularly special months. An important aspect of 2011 for the Rat is time for personal growth, hobbies and developing skills that bring happiness. For any Rats that like to write, this year will see their creativity heightened and whether for pleasure or profit, writing is highlighted in a most positive way. Health wise, the Rat will have felt burnt out sometimes during 2010 and in 2011 his vitality will be improved. He will feel stronger and will also be taking better care of himself, maintaining a good diet and steady exercise routine.

Interesting Rat Facts:
Zodiac Stone: Garnet
Special Flower: Narcissus
Best Hours: 11 pm -1 am
Season: Winter
Horoscope Colors: Black, White, Purple



The Ox

Sturdy, earthy, no-nonsense – that’s the Ox. Affectionate and easy-going, the Ox can show a fierce temper when agitated. He is neat, tidy, quiet and studious, with a great love of his home. Music can be a great love. Family life and a loving partner are high on the Ox’s priorities. A wonderful loyal friend.

Forecast for 2011 The Ox will have grown quite a bit during 2010. Its whirlwind moments and sudden challenges meant the Ox had to adjust his thinking and change direction on a dime! Some may feel a bit low about the way things went and it’s important to look forward to 2011 and put 2010 firmly behind them. The Chinese Year of the Rabbit will be encouraging for the Ox. For those who wish to change their career or at least change the direction of it, February, March and September will bring exciting offers and progress. Romance is highlighted in a very special way this year, with unattached Oxen finding themselves in exactly the right place at the right time to meet someone very special. For those in a relationship, this will strengthen and grow. June, July and October are wonderful months for love and romance. Friendship will be important during 2011. Whether the Ox is looking for new friends or drawing on friendships he already has, it’s important that he stays socially active. March, August and December will be particularly busy socially. The Ox should take time to ensure his diet is healthy and that he is taking time to exercise and spend time outdoors. Rest and relaxation will be vital for all Oxen during the Year of the Rabbit.

Interesting Ox Facts:
Zodiac Stone: Aquamarine
Special Flower: Carnation
Best Hours: 1-3 am
Season: Winter
Horoscope Colors: Green, Yellow, Black

The Tiger

Magnetic, passionate and grand! When the Tiger does anything, it’s noticed! Indecisiveness and stubbornness can mar the sparkle of the Tiger personality. On the one hand generous, on the other hand a little mean, it’s sometimes hard to know where one stands with the Tiger. Flexible, honest and truly entertaining, one has a friend for life with a Tiger.

Forecast for 2011 Most Tigers will be feeling quite pleased and energized at the end of their own year in 2010. The Year of the Rabbit will be another positive year for them. Romantic matters are particularly to the forefront, with many born under this sign deciding to get married or to take the relationship to the next level. Single Tigers will have many chances to meet a partner with June to September particularly well aspected. If they have faced recent personal trials and tribulations, 2011 will prove to be a much brighter year. Financially, the Tiger will most likely see an increase in income, either due to a pay rise or an unexpected windfall. With careful planning and budgeting, they can enjoy this monetary increase whilst easing financial burdens. Hobbies and outdoor pursuits will also interest the Tiger this year and will provide relaxation and a social setting, both of which will suit him just fine. Travel and spending holidays with friends will be a focus during late spring and also August and September. If there is a dream location he’s always wanted to visit, this is the perfect year to do so! A house purchase or change of home could very well feature on the cards also. This will be an exciting rather than overly stressful development and Tigers should thrive in their new environment.

Interesting Tiger Facts:
Zodiac Stone: Sapphire
Special Flower: Violet
Best Hours: 3-5 am
Season: Winter
Horoscope Colors: Green, Blue, Yellow

The Rabbit

Cuddly, warm and affectionate are the attributes of the Rabbit. Mysterious and a great party-giver and host, the Rabbit enjoys being the centre of attention once in a while. The Rabbit is occasionally over cautious and can be a bit boring. He is also one of the luckiest signs in the Chinese Astrology chart.

Forecast for 2011 The Rabbit will have found the momentum during 2010 quite unsettling, little realizing that his accomplishments during the year will set him up beautifully for his own year in 2011. This will be a stunning and most favorable year for him, especially in regard to work and career. His ability to interact with others will put him in the lead for any promotions at work. Also, if the Rabbit is considering a completely different career, this is the perfect time to explore his options. Not only will the change energize him but he will feel happier than he has done in some time. March to May and October to November will be important times for career developments. Finances during the Rabbit’s own year are buzzing, with his luck running high! He may see a salary increase, receive a gift or make extra money from a hobby or entrepreneurial idea. Socially, August, September and December will be hectic! Single Rabbits could meet their significant other this year and the relationship could move very fast. Those with partners will find their relationship becomes more serious and important. Stress and worry over decisions may drain the Rabbit’s vitality during 2011 and it’s very important he gets enough rest and relaxation. He must also remember to call on friends and loved ones for support and advice during any challenging times.

Interesting Rabbit Facts:
Zodiac Stone: Pearl
Special Flower: Jonquil
Best Hours: 5-7 am
Season: Spring
Horoscope Colors: Grey, White

The Dragon

Assertive, energetic and talented are all words to describe the Dragon personality. On the other hand, the Dragon has a tendency to be condescending and tactless without realising it. In the Chinese Zodiac, they are born under the sign of luck. They generally enjoy robust health and tend to be very successful in anything they turn their hand to.

Forecast for 2011 The Chinese Year of the Rabbit will be a more balanced and secure year than 2010 for all Dragons. They will have loved the exciting nature of the Tiger year, but now it’s time to take it down a notch or two! Many of them will have had changes in their job and the steadier tempo of 2011 will help them to settle in and possibly even go for promotions. July, September and November will give Dragons a chance to reassess what they’re doing and what direction they now want to go in. The opportunity to retrain or take night classes should be considered seriously. The foundations they now lay will greatly enhance their prospects in 2012 – their own year. Romance is beautifully starred with opportunities to meet new people all through the year but particularly during April, June, September and December. On the whole, this will be a positive and happy year for Dragons. The monetary situation will improve for most and their eye for a bargain will be particularly keen. Travel is also highlighted during the Rabbit year and time spent with friends and loved ones will be especially valued. Breaks during April and May or September will prove to be memorable. Hobbies and talents should be pursued and enjoyed as they will provide great pleasure and relaxation during 2011 and could lead to other interesting opportunities.

Interesting Dragon Facts:
Zodiac Stone: Amethyst
Special Flower: Sweet Pea
Best Hours: 7-9 am
Season: Spring
Horoscope Colors: Black, Gold

The Snake

Intelligent and highly intuitive are two of the Snake’s many fine qualities. He makes an amusing and romantic friend with a definite flirtatious streak. When challenged or criticized he can be a sore loser. The Snake is very lucky with money and is fond of the odd bet or two. He is quick-witted and enjoys reading, music and occasionally the paranormal side of life.

Forecast for 2011 Snakes like to have plans and follow their itinerary in an orderly fashion – 2010 threw all this out the window! The Chinese Year of the Rabbit will be a much more appealing year to the Snake and he will feel back on track, albeit still busy and full of activity. The focus of 2011 for the Snake will be to make sure he is doing something he likes, something that allows him to express his creativity and talents and something that he excels at. February, March and October will provide windows of opportunities in his career to achieve this. However, he must put in the effort and make his intentions known, or the windows may close again. Financially, things are looking much brighter for the Snake and with planning and saving, this will be an excellent year. Home decorating and refurbishments are highlighted this year and time at home with family and friends will be treasured. Romance and friendship will be superb in 2011 and he will get much enjoyment from social gatherings, especially ones connected with work. A word of warning for all Snakes – there is the possibility of a lapse in judgement or a piece of harmful gossip – this could lead to awkwardness. Tread carefully! Healthwise, Snakes should take care to have a balanced lifestyle or their energy could suffer.

Interesting Snake Facts
Zodiac Stone: Opal
Special Flower: Passionflower
Best Hours: 9-11 am
Season: Spring
Horoscope Colors: Brown Gold, Green



The Horse

Fun, charming and attractive sums up the Horse’s traits perfectly. They love parties and crowds and being the centre of attention. They can also be egotistical, hotheaded and impatient. The Horse is a considerate and protective friend and partner and when in his company, there will always be excitement around the next corner.

Forecast for 2011 The spotlight will have been on the Horse for much of 2010 with his sparkling company and friendship being frequently in demand. In 2011, the focus for the Horse will be on his career, with unexpected developments and promotional opportunities on the cards. He should watch events carefully, for when an opening occurs he will need to act fast and be alert. April, May and October and November will be encouraging months for moving ahead in work or indeed finding a new job altogether. Health and well-being will be on the minds of many Horses in the Chinese Year of the Rabbit and it’s a perfect time to re-think fitness routines and diet. Socially, as always, the Horse will be busy, with May to September and December being full of fun opportunities with friends. Attached Horses will fare better than single ones in 2011. If a new romance is on horizon, the Horse would be well advised to relax and let the relationship develop slowly and without rushing. March, September and October are prime months for finding someone special. The Horse is an adventurous soul by nature and may do some travelling to far-flung places in the Year of Rabbit. Financially there is a definite chance for the Horse to increase his earnings over the year and he should make every effort to manage his money carefully.

Interesting Horse Facts:
Zodiac Stone: Golden Topaz
Special Flower: Rose
Best Hours: 11am-1pm
Season: Summer
Horoscope Colors: Orange, White, Yellow

The Goat

Graceful and optimistic, kind and easy going, would describe a Goat personality. They can also be petulant and discontented, likely to throw the towel in at the beginning of a problem. They can be charming without revealing their true feelings. The Goat is very talented and imaginative and can turn his hand to most creative pursuits.

Forecast for 2011 The Year of the Rabbit starts off brilliantly for those Goats seeking employment or wanting a career change. By networking and keeping his ear to the ground, some exciting possibilities will come up. March, April and September are well-starred for work advancement and positive changes. The past couple of years have been challenging for the Goat and 2011 will be much more upbeat, positive and happy. There will be many chances over the year to make new friends and attend social outings – just what the Goat needs. The support and friendship of others will be very important to him this year and give him the encouragement and confidence he needs. The single Goat will find 2011 an excellent and thrilling year for romance and those who already have a partner may be thinking of taking it to a more serious level. February, August and September will most likely present opportunities for romantic encounters, but the whole year will bring happy social occasions. The Goat must look after his own health this year, ensuring that he is getting enough rest and relaxation. It’s going to be a busy year, in the nicest possible way, but it could also be a bit draining on his vitality. Financially, things are looking much brighter than in previous years and many Goats will have fun buying bits and pieces for their home or taking short trips.

Interesting Goat Facts
Zodiac Stone: Emerald
Special Flower: Larkspur
Best Hours: 1-3 pm
Season: Summer
Horoscope Colors: Green, Blue

The Monkey

The Monkey is playful, lively, fun and a quick thinker. They get bored very easily and find it hard to settle down to doing any one thing. The Monkey can also be vain and offhand. They are ambitious and usually very good with investing money. With their quick wit and wonderful sense of humour, they are a great party guest. The Monkey’s life will never be dull and predictable!

Forecast for 2011 The Monkey will find 2011 very much to his liking with plans and goals moving ahead smoothly and as anticipated. For Monkeys involved in creative work such as writing or art, this will be a particularly inspirational year and their work will be highly regarded. The Chinese Rabbit Year will offer some brilliant promotion opportunities and by being proactive and alert, the Monkey will reap the benefits. For those seeking work, attention to detail when applying for jobs will open up significant windows of opportunity. February, September and November should be outstanding months for their career. Friends and family will provide many happy and memorable occasions during 2011 and there may be one or two special celebrations. March to May and December will be very active socially for most Monkeys. For single Monkeys, there should be quite a few opportunities to meet someone special through outings with friends or at work. In addition, trips to art exhibitions, museums or other cultural venues will prove delightful for many Monkeys. The Chinese Year of the Rabbit would be an auspicious year for him to follow up on self improvement ideas he may have been considering for awhile. A fresh look at his fitness routine, diet and how he unwinds, could do him the world of good. 2011 will be the year for the Monkey to move forward, leaving any disappointments and regrets behind. It can be a most satisfying and enjoyable year for him.

Interesting Monkey Facts:
Zodiac Stone: Peridot
Special Flower: Gladiola
Best Hours: 3-5 pm
Season: Summer
Horoscope Colors: White, Violet, Green

The Rooster

The Rooster is always popular, extravagant and creative. They can be brutally honest and generally like being showered with attention. They are wonderfully loyal friends and also give advice freely – whether they are asked for it or not! Family means the world to the Rooster and they are one of the most loyal signs in the Chinese zodiac.

Forecast for 2011 The Year of the Rabbit will be a much quieter year than 2010 for the Rooster. However, the Rooster will have to curb his natural exuberance and enthusiasm just a bit in 2011 and practice some patience and common sense. On the work front, it will be vital for the Rooster to work closely with his colleagues and practice his networking skills. This will stand to him during the months of March, April, November and December when unexpected developments happen . All the work he does now on the career front will pay dividends in 2012, the Chinese Year of the Dragon. The Rooster should also consider any opportunities he may have to study or for training. This would go extremely well for him and again benefit him greatly later on in the year. On the social and romantic side of life, this will be a much more settled and quiet year, which will be to many a Rooster’s liking. March, July and August look to be the most active on the social scene. A word of warning though – the Rooster must take care to temper his words with friends and not be too harsh. A quarrel or end of a close relationship could result. Financially, the Rooster may have a few home-related expenses this year with repairs, decorating and renovations. It would be wise to manage any project sensibly and shop around for the best deal; Chinese Rabbit years can be expensive for all signs. On the whole, 2011 looks like being a pleasurable and encouraging year for all Roosters.

Interesting Rooster Facts:
Zodiac Stone: Citrine
Special Flower: Aster
Best Hours: 5-7 pm
Season: Autumn
Horoscope Colors: Orange, Green

The Dog

The Dog is wonderfully hard worker, a perfectionist and someone who loves the small details. He is also a bit anti-social, pessimistic and stubborn. They are one of the most honest and trustworthy signs of the Chinese zodiac and will always go to bat for a worthy cause. The Dog is a fantastic listener and his advice is usually very intuitive.

Forecast for 2011 The Chinese Year of the Rabbit has shining possibilities for all Dogs. The main emphasis will be on their personal life. If attached, the Dog will find their relationship grow and become much more meaningful on all levels. Single Dogs will be particularly lucky in finding someone very special. All social occasions will carry the possibility of meeting someone new, with April, June, August and December being the busiest months on their social calendar. Career-wise, the Dog will see the jobs expanding or promotional opportunities arising unexpectedly. It is crucial he discusses any worries or ideas with friends and family. Increased confidence and self-respect will garner the respect of work colleagues. The most favorable months on the work front are March and September to November. Seize the moment when it presents itself! Financially, the Dog can look forward to an improvement in his situation. This will allow him to indulge his hobbies and perhaps take a trip or two. In the Year of the Rabbit, the Dogs must guard against lost, delayed or incorrect documentation. Make doubly sure that everything is as it should be on all paperwork this year. The Dog will have a renewed interest in health, fitness and outdoor pursuits this year, which will greatly benefit his vitality and zest for life. If he can leave the past couple of challenging years behind him, 2011 will be a most gratifying and happy year.

Interesting Dog Facts:
Zodiac Stone: Diamond
Special Flower: Marigold
Best Hours of the day 7-9 pm
Season: Autumn
Horoscope Colors: Silver and Red

The Pig

The Pig is an innocent, sweet and lovable personality. They can also be quite melancholy and over-sensitive. The Pig loves the company of others, and adores parties, gossip and chit chat. They are highly intelligent, but prefer to keep this side of their nature under wraps. The Pig does not care that much for money, but is one of the Chinese zodiac signs that is very lucky.

Forecast for 2011 The Pig loves to have fun and socialize with family and friends and on this front, the Year of the Rabbit will not disappoint him! He made not have been the life of the party recently, but in 2011 his social network will greatly increase with April, May, July and October being the most enjoyable months. Single Pigs could very well meet a romantic partner through a friend or at a family gathering. The Pig parties hard and works hard and in the Year of the Rabbit he will be bringing in the rewards for all his hard work. For any Pigs who wish to change jobs or who want to climb up the promotional ladder, there will be quite a few opportunities this year to do either. But they must act quickly, ensuring they have made all the right enquiries and connections. March, April and September will see work developments happen, but they must be ready to pounce at any time during the year. The Pig will be feeling good in 2011 and would like all manner of wonderful things to happen – all at once! He must learn to pace himself and go along with the more leisurely speed of the Rabbit year. Otherwise, he may burn himself out. Overall, 2011 will be a progressive and enjoyable time for all Pigs.

Interesting Pig Facts
Zodiac Stone: Ruby
Special Flower: Chrysanthemum
Best Hours: 9-11 pm
Season: Autumn
Horoscope Colors: Purple, Red, White


Monkey see... monkey likes... monkey will do.

I am a monkey, pure through and through.

And I am SOOOOO Happy that the Year of the Tiger is almost over. I cannot wait till it is gone. This past year has been the worst of my life. And in a very few ways, also the best. But one I truly wish I could forget.
Masturbate for peace. Get your boyfriend in the mood by snapping pictures and sending them to him while he is at work.

Then once sex is over, and if you still want more. Masturbate some more and let him watch. Or tie him up and make him watch till you are satisfied then let him at you.

L'grande sigho.... now I want a live in man.
Ummm... Firstly... I must pimp my latest story, which is about sex/masturbation. Look in my signature, "Sharing is Caring at Work". I enjoy it lots, and there will be a few installments of it.

Secondly; it was awkward at first. I'd never been on cam with someone I did not know, so you might not have that.

It is lots of fun when he starts telling me what he wants to see, where to put the camera, which toy to use etc... Just be patient with what you feel comfortable with and what she feels comfortable with. Go slowly, and build up each others confidence. Remember no matter how confident a person is with their body, shower her with praise about how she looked when she does something. Like when she arches her back, and her breasts are thrust higher, compliment.

When he watches me, he likes the camera where he gets to see all the goods. My breasts, my pussy, and wants my body closer to the end of the couch so he has a better sight. BUT the few times I've asked him I want to watch his face while he masturbates (not all the time!!) ... he forgets and keeps the camera on his cock. This is for me personally... and not all women would mind either or. Just remember everyone likes and appreciates different things.

Wait. Does this make me slutty because I have advice?

Hold the phone. Do I really care?

Ummm... Nope.

Nevermind!!!!
BAW HAHAHAAHAHAAAAAHHAHAHAHASNORTHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAASNORTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

One of my FAVOURITE jokes of ALL time!!!! What is good for the goose is good for the gander!!!

I don't know... usually it is the man in my bed saying I am not sharing enough of me with him.... I wonder if I could do this in reverse??? LOL!!!
Why you cheeky monkey!!! That was to be a secret!!!!

And for you Mister Knighty Man, a delightfully intelligent and charming man. As you can see from his geek comment. Only I wish he would indeed wear a kilt for us lasses!!!
For me the bottom line is this... If I cannot picture me in the story? It does not matter how great the story is... I will not continue reading it. Part of the reason I cannot read certain genres of stories.
*walks in, see's who it is... looks like a fish with her mouth opening and closing. Glares. Stomps her foot, muffles, "Goodness gracious hufflepotomuses!!!!!!!" And storms out of the castle.... er... I mean gin joint.

PS- Same things I was trying to say before!!!
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Straight
Bisexual
Homosexual
Transsexual

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What about something like "Not Interested", "Open-Minded", "Curious"?

Not interested being; one is not interested in cybering, just conversations or here for other reasons than to meet people.

Open-Minded/Curious as being you are not bi/gay/lesbian, but are curious about it all and might be interested in playing.
I cannot say anything nice about your profile. I am very sorry. I am seeing green and very, very jealous of your hair. I went to your profile to discover something nice to say... but started to drink vinegar (Chines expression for jealously) when I saw your photo gallery.

Ummm... can I have your hair??
Good wickedly early morning!!!!

I am just learning how to do the whole banner thing on my blog... who knew that it would be so weirdly entertainingly frustratingly fun!!!!

I was looking at your post about Lush banners and linking them in... only.... I am very sorry to say that they are very bright.

My blog is dark background, with muted colours, and even though I love the banner of the woman standing facing away from me, her arms tied behind her back.... it'd not go with my colour scheme. Lordy; I sound like an idiot saying that I know!!!

Is it possible to have more banners to choose from????

Thank-you!!!

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"Beauty is in the soul of the beholder" I have no idea who said it first... read it somewhere ages ago and it stuck.
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something about teh word "beautiful" can boost any body's self esteem3


Just as long as it is not over used!!!! Or is not something you hear in various dialects every time you leave your house.
Live in a world where white skin is considered the ultimate beauty, you cannot walk more than three paces without someone calling you beautiful while out walking downtown. Or they stop and stare. Or they reach out and want to touch your skin. Soft, shiny hair is something sought after by all women here, but very hard for them to get, has people reaching for stray hairs on your jacket and lovingly put into books.

I get called beautiful ALL the time. And it is not because I am beautiful (shut it... I consider myself more exotic/attractive not beautiful... but then again... I think roses are ugly. So what do I know?), it is because people want something they cannot have, and I have it.

When a person calls me beautiful, it is expected that I blush, bring my chin down closer to my chest, act modest and deny it. THIS is what we have been taught to do. Confidence or not. Otherwise, as someone previously mentioned we appear vain, full of ourselves, and many other horrible things. To which I of course say kerfluey too. I give them a smile, and say, "Thanks. I know." What can I say? I get tired of the same things over and over again.

By the by Kuroookami.... how would one prove to a woman that she is beautiful???
Searching about today trying to update my profile a wee bit... I thought I should add some new photos...

Some I took, and some I swiped... and even one of my broken heiny. Do not worry. You won't go blind!!!!!
Thank-you gentlemen!!!!

Word of caution.... do not flip through the humour section on your phone when you have a dozen needles in your arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You are quite right Sprite, you no longer need to have the playlist to obtain this badge. Here's whats needed:

- Avatar
- Country
- Date of birth
- First name
- Location
- Marital status
- Star sign
- Bio
- Favorite books
- Favorite authors
- Favorite movies
- Favorite music
- Interests
- At least one blog entry
- At least one video
- At least one photo in your gallery



L''grande sigho....

I shall never have this badge...... Blast you Great Firewall of the Big Silly!!!
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There is something so mysterious about your picture gallery....... I haven't laughed like that in a long while!


MasterVyle.... you snappy man!!!! The above is for Fugly's profile....
Weird sense of humour..... You have me crack up laughing!!!!
There is something so mysterious about your picture gallery....... I haven't laughed like that in a long while!
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My honest answer, 99.9% of the time no.

Now audio stories are a different thing all together. I do enjoy listening to them when getting a massage or just before I sleep. His voice whispering in my ear.... telling me things... well... yes.


LOL!!! I read this post from a year ago... and there is only one erotic story author I've ever read that has actually had me stop reading to masturbate. And this author continues to impress. Other stories I have read generally don't make me want to masturbate while reading them... afterwards... well that is a different story and rarely happens anyways.

I love the longer stories, but not the longer stories where they are in chapters submitted months apart. Those I just cannot be bothered to read. Longer, detailed stories... telling me about the characters, where they came from and where they are going... a story that tells me a story and takes me away and looses me in the story.... a story that makes me forget about my body my only desire to flip the page? I have read one story like that, where I actually came from the story without touching....
(waves at Vixen darling... hello!!!)

NO!!! NO!!!! NO!!!!

I fantasise about what it would be like to move back to Canada. Doesn't mean I am actually going to do it. Doesn't mean I am actually not going to do it too. I fantasise about finally climbing that sleeping dragon mountain to the south of the city. I fantasise about some married men. I will always fantasise about what sex would be like with God/god. I fantasise about holding my sister by the hair and dipping her into a lava pit when she gets on my nerves.

But just because I fantasise about these things..... doesn't mean these things will come to pass. These are just some of the thoughts that race through my head.

Cheating on the other hand... the act. The taking the fantasy from being a thought and putting it into reality.
Depends.

Some random out of the blue of a twit sends me picture of his cock without warning.... I get a little tongue lashingish on him....

Some random out of the blue of a twit sends me a picture of him fully clothed, fly undone his hand down his shorts, with a very cocky expression on his face? I might just sit back and enjoy his company.... I do so love a teaser.....

A man I enjoy sends me a picture of his cock.... He would know better than to just send a picture of his cock!!! Would have to be a series of photos.... a strip tease through photographs for me to enjoy. LOL!!! I know what he likes to see and he knows what I like to see. Lots of fun to get the random picture throughout the day...
Holy smokes that's a lot of stories!!!!!!!! Now that is dedication!!!!