Meh. I think it could possibly be for some. And for others could be so many different things.
I date a man for sex or I date a man for the whole package. I do prefer the whole package as then I have a companion and not just a sex buddy. And I think this is pretty normal for many women out there.
The Think Tank.
It is like a newspaper!!! but so much better!!! With so many opinions and controversial topics I am in heaven!!!!!!!!!
(psssst!!! thank-you to all of you who post there!!!)
All hail the mighty toy!!!!!
That being said... I declare that all must use every toy in their home, put it to good use and treat them well!!! WOOT!!! OH! New batteries!!! Go me!!!
For I enjoy frostbite. Rather that feeling of ones skin being very chilled, then jumping into a hot shower!!!
I wrote about one of my mishaps in my blog.... but I'll try to shorten it down a little bit.
I suffer occasionally from sleep walking/doing things in my sleep. It turned out my phone wanted to drink coffee in the middle of the night. So of course while I was sleeping, I prepared a cup of coffee, put the cup of coffee in my nightstand drawer next to my toys and proceeded to put my phone into the cup of coffee.
Woke up the next day and cried like a little baby while trying not to laugh at myself.
That was my Nokia e71.
My Moterola Rzor or something like that... some friends and I were taking the ski lift up to the top of Erdos/Ordos/Ardos sand dunes, and I wanted to take some pictures with my phone. So pulled it out as the folks going down squirted us with water guns. Yup. My way of getting them back? Throwing my phone at them. Clonked the man right in the head. I felt victorious, my phone was gone. So was the SIM card. The phone landed many many many metres down in the valley, and I watched it in slow motion as it smashed and burnt. We went back with watermelons later on. Now that was neat!!!!!
Text messages sent to the wrong person... oh yes. the stories I could tell.
There is a VERY good reason I do not have student numbers on my phone!!!!
Honest answer? I do not know.
Answer I think is neat... I sit infront of my computer and the words just appear on the screen. Which is sortof true. Last week I woke up to find my body curled around my lap top and the active document was a combination of a new romantic story and a grocery packing list for when I got to Canada in July of 2011. If you are thinking of, "He slid his hand over the swell of her firm hot pot seasonings hot and tradition" you get the idea. But I would love to know where they come from!!!
I love how it lets me escape into a world where everyone speaks English. Where the good guys always win. Where the cops always get their man. And you fall for the bad guy when he/she is written that way. I love being able to for a little while forget about all the problems, the issues, the complications of the world and dive into another place where nothing else matters but what will happen next.
L'grande sigho... I only have one more book I've not read before I must go many many months before I get a new one. Please. Sympathise with me!! Oh! never mind!! I know some authors!!!! LOL!!!!
That feeling you get when you walk through the arrival gate after being away from family for a few years and seeing their jaws drop at how much you have changed, their faces then lighting up.
OR that look of confusion when your sister is at the arrival gate waiting to pick up our mothers, and suddenly seeing you, totally unexpected, a surprise.
Money can buy lots of stuff, but those complex little feelings of when someone your care about walks into a room. Your neice learning how to work the laptop to be able to call you at all hours of the day because she misses you. The feel of accomplishment of knowing you actually got through to your students. That feeling of serenity when you see a sunset. When you stop and see someone that you've seen a zillion times before for the very first time.
Hello. I'm Woman and I am not Chinese.
I teach English as a Second Language to college students and children in Inner Mongolia China. I also teach culture, life skills, counseling, effective communication, public speaking, creative writing and I teach new foreigners in the country about the Chinese way of life and culture.
Yup. I am very good at explaining things.
Now. Authority Figurine Man darling??? What on earth is a "beta"?
It all depends.
There are times when I cannot get more than one sentence down before I feel like I start shouting at my body to calm down. And there are other times when I just think... well... I'll stop here and come back to it later just not in the mood for it.
I do find that in my shorter stories I seem to get turned on more as I write them with someone specific in mind. I know what they like, I know how we are together, and I have them clearly in my mind doing the things I write. In my longer ones, I feel more of an observer and it is a different kind of turned on if that makes sense.
I've discovered that masturbation scenes, although lots of fun to write, are the hardest to focus on... as I seem to get carried away
My rule is simple. If I have never interacted with you in some way shape or form ... I don't want to know when you are online.
I do look at profiles, I actually have to admit, I enjoy reading people's profiles. Gives great insight into popular music!!! And a lot of times, when I have "friended" someone, it is because I enjoy what they have to say. So it makes for easy story searching.
There is lots more I can say on the topic... but it is one of those that blow up so I shall bite my tongue!!! Wait. Anyone want to bite it for me????
Honestly... I am a woman!!! Honest!!!
Hold on a second.... *feels herself up*... humm.... pardon me for a few minutes... I think I need a closer inspection
I have in the past and probably will do in the future.
Just because we were not right for each in the first place doesn't mean a friend isn't!!!!
But then again, I try like mad to try to remain friends with my exes. There was a reason I decided to be with him in the first place. And I do have to say... it is fun to watch him squirm from across the room when we get to giggling. What can I say? I can be mean at times!!!! LOL!!!
Lord help me. But yes. I do beleive it is possible.
The man I ah... ahh... for online, said it best, "Online is a meeting of the minds, where if you are honest, a true meetings of the mind occurs. This does not always happen in the real world, with your spouse, partner, even friends."
I agree with him on this point. You are forced to actually talk to the person, without the aid of body language at first. And for every type of relationship... communication is key.
Love is love. There are different kinds. To some they fall easily in and out of it. To others, it takes lots of TNT to break down those defenses and walls we have around us as safe guards. But it all boils down to the same thing. I am a better person for knowing him. He has helped me to be a better person. He has helped me to grow as a person. And I hope I have done the same for him in some way shape or form.
My best friends I have met online, and we actually got together for a few days on fun and frolics when I returned to Canada in the summer. I love them as I do my sisters. And for my upcoming trip to Canada this summer, we are planning to meet up for a longer period of time.
The biggest question we all had when we met, was do we act the same online as I do offline? And the answers for us all were hell yes. The only difference now, was that we could all see each other at the same time and at the same place. And our friendship has grown since meeting. It just boils down to being honest with yourself and the people you are talking to. I've been pretty lucky and yes, I am knocking on a whole lot of wood to keep my luck of meting some of the most hilarious and great people online.
Bottom line words of advice? Be you. Don't just always put your best foot forward no matter what kind of shoe they might be in. You have your good days and your bad days. Be you. Be careful and be honest with the people you chat with.
This is a hard point for me.
I 100% agree with Chef.
But....
My hair is a pain in the ass. Long, think fine, and go finer than that. Ridiculously straight, with countless "cowlicks" all over my head. I've had the short hair, and even to do the pixie style do, it takes me about an hour or more with that "Got to be Glue" cement style product that makes your hair gross (in my opinion). My hair is so soft, people refer to it as a fine silk. My usual morning routine is about twenty minutes from shower to walking out the door.
Short hair for me is way too time consuming to think about, and then the grow in is ten times worse.
It would have to be a very special man to have me want to cut my hair for him. For me, short hair is a pain in the arse. And to go through all that time and frustration he would have to be very patient.
I am a large C or a small D 38. When I buy bras, I've half my collection in D's and the other half in C's. Can get mighty pricey at times!!
I wouldn't mind having a C cup as then it would be cheaper on my pocket book. But they are my tata's and I've gotten used to them.
Backstory....
This morning I woke with a friend (cheeky bugger of a friend he is too) of mine whispering to me about moving my blankets and letting him watch while I masturbated for peace. Maybe not peace. To The SandMan.
See, I suffer from sleep walking and doing things in my sleep. One of them is answering the phone or an incomming call on my computer. Please don't suggest not having my phone or computer in my bedroom, or putting it under lock and key... it really does not work. I am the type of sleep walker, who marks my students exams while I sleep, prepare a Christmas turkey, cleans, takes advantage of the man in my bed etc...
Now, I did finish quite nicely and after chatting for a moment or two, I drifted back off to sleep only to wake again a little while later so terribly turned on.
And here is the question... Ladies and Gents; do you suffer from sleep walking? And if you have a dream state orgasm (or orgasm quickly after waking), do you find that all day long you have an insatiable hunger for more and that no many how many times, it is just not enough?
Not complaining.... just curious....
The Horny Woman
Nope!!! But I think it would be fun to met up with some of the people here I've met in real life. I could just picture peoples red faces over a cup of coffee!!!! But then again, I'd probably end up wearing the coffee after they took sip and I asked so how big is your cock really??? Or some other very personal detail they've shared in here. OH! What fun it would be!!! Hummm... I am in Canada this summer... anyone want to go for coffee? (no. That is not code for sex. It means Tim Hortons!!!)
Have you ever?
Moi? Never!!! Does lecturing over a thousand kids count? I am a teacher, so I public speak on a regular basis. Radio, TV, documentaries, audio books, English passages for text books.
Do you enjoy doing so?
It is the job. Now if I could be a teacher and have no students I'd be a politician. I find when I am in the classroom, lecture hall, taking charge of events etc... I love it. Sharing what I know, learning from their questions, so much from them that is what I enjoy. When it comes to a group of my peers? Oh gosh no. I would prefer to be the one standing off to the side, having coached them in their delivery and away from the spot light.
Are you naturally shy and reticent?
You are never going to beleive this... but really, rats can really play ping pong. I am naturally shy and reserved. I do not enjoy the centre of attention, it is not something I need nor do I desire it. I will take charge of a situation when I feel the current leadership is lacking. I prefer to watch and observe, then slowly get my feet wet. If I feel I can make someone smile through a wacky reply, I'll do it simply because making someone laugh or chuckle is important to me. But in most cases, I will only say something if it needs to be said, or to see another side.
How old where you when you first did so?
You know... if I did not always look up to see what thread this was, I would say you were taking a poll about sex. That could be a really fun survey to answer. See you in detention later then? Brilliant!!!! Now, where was I? Oh right. Public Speaking. My parents insisted all their kids partake in speech competitions, I think it was about six or seven was my first, then my folks put me in a special class for pronunciation, enunciation, delivery etc... then I started winning.
"Fuck that noise"
"They pay me to write the crap, not speak it."
Where do you stand?
On this last one, I do agree with you to a point. I'll read whatever I am paid to read.... ONLY if I can stand behind what I am saying. There have been many times when I have been asked to read an article so it could be recorded and attached to students textbooks, I have declined. Their information was not accurate, was biased towards foreigners, culturally wrong, and more. I cannot do that on principle alone.
A news anchor, or at times a politician must read things they do not want to read. But that is the job they made the choice of having. I say to them, suck it up and do the job.
My mama was one wise woman and had many little sayings... when it doubt get it checked out!!!!
I have always said... and will always say... write for you and only you. Write how you want to see it.
Personally for me... the story just writes itself.
