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Quote by jollyjack
⚽️ now that England are back in UK, Roy Hodgson has set up a friendly match for the England team against Iceland to try and cheer the fans up.
If they win that game, the'll play Tesco next Saturday and Asda on Wednesday ?

(In house joke for us Brits!)



England? ... I thought this was a football thread......
Quote by Frankenking13
I work in retail so I really hate it when people say "Oh I'm just looking thanks"....You really drove all the way here with the whole family...just to look? Atleast Just tell me you aren't buying so I wont waste my breath or time.



Surely this is something that every prospective buyer or speculative shopper does? If I have something in mind to buy I will nearly always shop around!

I find it very annoying when a shop assistant pounces on me when I am browsing and then looks disgruntled when I politely say 'I'm just looking, thanks.' If shopkeepers don't want people to look at the goods they are selling why put them on display in the first place!..
Quote by DanielleX


Nothing wrong with your eyesight, Tubby. Just because I reside in Liverpool doesn't mean I have any qualities associated with the town.

You're saying that cos I'm from Liverpool then soccer should be in my blood. Does that mean if I go to live in Edinburgh, I shall immediately be an expert player of the bagpipes?




Similarly, does that mean if someone lives in Sandy Balls in the New Forest ............
It doesn't matter whether he's a hunk or a balding old man. Touching someone inappropriately in that way is sexual assault. The very least he deserves is a swift kick in the groin before being reported to the police. Let someone away with that once and his next victim might end up with something far worse than a slap on the bottom!
I too thought it rather tame but also poorly written. I have also seen much better stories on the internet. However, she was in the right place at the time with her publication and it has made her and her husband very rich.

The other positive side to this is that it has helped make this genre of erotica more popular and, I am sure, encouraged more authors and readers alike to join sites like Lush.
Quote by LadyX
It's because they originated in Hamburg, where I spent much of my youth, making meat helmets.




I had to google that...
Quote by naughtynurse


Horsemeat is actually very good for you. It's lower in cholesterol and saturated fats then ground beef.



I agree. I have actually eaten it in Germany. But the quality I am talking about isn't the controlled type. We have had cases in the UK and Ireland where processed Beef Mince and Burgers has contained horsemeat (and other meats) of dubious origin. A recent study was done by the Dept of Health here on 142 Kebab shops. 1/3 of them were found to contain little lamb content but beef, pork and other unidentifiable meats. We make our own burgers and go to a local butcher, select the beef, and watch it being minced. More expensive I know, but we know exactly what we are eating.
Why do they call them hamburgers when they are supposed to be made of beef?

I say 'supposed' because they probably contain horsemeat and heaven knows what other animal they get their hands on.
My eldest daughter, who is now married with a family of her own, brought a much older man home when she was 17. A sleazeball if ever I saw one!
I was very polite. Made him a coffee and saw him to the door afterwards. Walked him down to the gate with my two German Shepherds and politely told him that if he ever came down this path again I would set the dogs on him. He never returned!
So.... I have sat here for ten minutes staring at my mobile phone waiting for the confirmation of a £25.00 web top up.

Just checked my emails and seen the confirmation. I typed a 7 in the number instead of a 1...........some f**** b****** has just got a free top up.
Quote by rakesh420
Why is it that nobody interested in soft ,romantic, sex? why is everybody wanting harsh, vulgur, unnatural sex?



That's a pretty sweeping statement to make. What evidence do you have for it?
Quote by cockupmyass7926
the last thing i and a few others heard about australia is that country is nearing the point of bankruptcy, so i wouldnt bother with news like this
(hope this comment doesnt offend anybody, if so i apologise)



I wouldn't go as far as to say that bankruptcy is just around the corner but they are facing recession this year. The problem is that the price of iron ore has plummeted because their main consumer, China, is facing it's own economic crisis. Growth is falling. It's quite ironic in a way because when the West was going through it's own recession the Far East economies were doing very well. Now we are coming out of recession into growth and they are facing recession.

For those who are into stocks and shares go by the old adage.... 'Buy the rumour, sell the fact'
Quote by trinket


Does that mean if Australia buys NZ that we get Antarctica thrown in as well?



Looks like it. That's why the price is so high.
Quote by TraceyAmes
Why would Australia want to buy New Zealand for $50 billion? They had another major earthquake again yesterday. Two more major earthquakes and both islands will disappear into the Pacific Ocean. Then Australia does their money cold. This is typical of our government led by Tony Abbott and Joe Hockey; they haven't got a brain between them, and they spend money like there is no tomorrow.

As it is, over half of New Zealanders have resettled in Australia already



I do believe that it was Kevin Rudd's idea in the first place. Julia Gillard threw out the idea when she became PM. Looks like Abbott has picked it up now.
Quote by Bipeep
.......Anyway I doubt we have a spare $50 bill. lying around. And we wouldn't be able to deport all the kiwis working here illegally if we owned NZ!


NZ owns Antartica right? Antartica has vast oil and gas reserves. Makes sense now to me,
Quote by nicola
It's a beautiful country, and the people are lovely, but are there lots of resources there or something?

Queenstown is amazing for skiing.

Do we have any Kiwis here who know more about this story?



Is it worth it?

I can't see what Australia could gain from it to be honest.
Quote by Cheater500
I think a lot of you might be surprised to learn that your secret life here isn't so secret. I found out tonight that someone is copying hundreds of Lush stories and posting them to their Twitter account, without the permission of the authors and with the quiet assent of Lush administrators. I find this to be outrageous and, when I wrote the administrators, I was told that it is OK with them, that it is a way to "get the word out" about Lush and that it is a good thing.



Please point me in the direction of this Twitter account. I want to make sure that he/she is including my stories and if not, I want to send him/her a link. As of today, I have 833,000 views on my stories and I want more!

I am not sure about other authors of Erotica but I publish my stories so that other people will read them. Not just read them but also tell their friends about them. If I didn't want them read by anyone else I wouldn't have published them.

I also chose Lush to have them published on because it is ranked in the top 5,000 websites in the world and it has over three quarters of a million page views daily. There is only one place for both budding and established authors to showcase their work as far as I am concerned and that is here...... yes I know, it's outrageous isn't it!
Quote by countrygirl58
I think he is a very talented young man. But when kids start out in the entertainment world so young you see them going down the wrong road when they get older. The drugs, drinking and just getting in trouble all the way around and they think they are above the law....



Not my genre of music but what I want to know is what his management team are doing in all this? They seem to be just sitting back and letting him go faster and faster downhill. And what about his parents as well? If that was my son he would taken to one side and read the riot act.
Quote by asleep
Jimmy Buffet had a song "Its 5 O'clock Somewhere" ... Applying the philosophy of that song to the time of day question it seems like it would be a good way to get a following of readers from all over the world. My poor scribblings have received kind remarks from folk all over and I'm humbled by it. Therefore the time of day for publishing is kinda / sorta a moot point.bO0Pgt46lZoBr19I

Chrissielecker...you need to be careful around Miss Sprite and not trifle with her. She might be a little "sprite", but she can be very ferocious and she can and will bite! You'll do well to give her plenty of room. Don't ask me how I know

Let me take this time to publicly thank ALL the Lush moderators for the hours of dedicated work they do. (My remarks apply to the Stories Space group also as some of LUSH moderators are also over there)



Thank you, Asleep.
As someone who, extensively, writes stories on the subject I suggest that you both need to sit down and think very carefully about entering into this.

Dancing Doll has already given you the benefit of her experience of couples she knows who have ventured into this. From my perspective of couples, wives and husbands I have talked with, the reality is rarely the same as the fantasy. The majority of the marriages may have survived but they take on a different perspective. Some couples have found that it has brought them closer together but mostly for others the intimacy is rarely the same and the bond between them is broken, even if they have stay together.

Maturity is the key and I don't mean maturity in years. Are you both mature enough to handle the emotional side of bringing in another person to invade that intimacy between you both? Do you both have a deep level of trust? And are you both strong enough to deal with the emotions of the third party.

It can make an exquisite fantasy but it can also bring pain and sorrow.
Quote by clum
In my experience, really good quality stories get read and voted on, no matter what time of day they're published. The best authors of this site never slip through the net.

If you want to guarantee a substantial readership, hone your skills and write the kind of stories that will earn Recommended Read and Editors' Pick awards. In general, get yourself seen here on Lush: make friends, be active in forums, become someone whose stories people want to read.

Lush has one of the fastest story processing turnaround times of any similar site, and the behind-the-scenes team work very hard to maintain that reputation.

There's also a logical oversight to your argument. The times when most users are on Lush are likely the times when there are most moderators on Lush and therefore the times when most stories are being processed. Therefore, at those times, your story is likely to spend even less time on the front page. So I don't think the time of day has as big an impact on story views/votes as you might think.




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Quote by jollyjack
Sorry buddy...got as far as the second one (reinventing the wheel). Not my cup of tea.......however, if you enjoy it - then fair play.
We could discuss this for days.......but I have moe going on in my life.
Stay happy !


I got as far as the third paragraph on the first link and was lost.

No idea what it is and it's obviously something that I won't be spending time on either.
I agree with Mazza's recommendation.

You may also find that the type of stories you are looking for may also be found in the Cuckold genre. I moved a lot of Wife Lover stories across there when it was created.