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browncoffee
7 hours ago
Straight Female, 31
England

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Has a Rumi quote on her blog. Also is an incredible writer and also is delightful. Also her avatar makes me happy.
Quote by Verbal
Thanks for the de-sludge Tonya.

Hope the doc goes well today Sara.

Got some seriously great news this morning! Drinks are on me all day! I'll staet with my usual köffee.


What's the news??? Your fans are dying to know! Thank you also for the GREAT COMMENT ON CRIME SCENE I DIDN'T MIND YOU YELLING AT ALL.

KÖFFEE PLEASE
Hope you feel well enough for your surgery soon, Tonya and I hope your knee doesn't keep you up, Sara. Anyone got a story i ought to read?
Hello everyone. It's freezing. Also, it's freezing. Also, it might actually be freezing. Additionally, who's entering the competition? I expect EVERYONE to, especially Verbal and Sprite and Reese.

Also I wrote a story with another member here. Is it sprite? Is it Bill? Is it Larry, CG, or maybe my bff Laura? There's only one way to find out:

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/-lost-identity-.aspx

Hot tea, please. Hope everyone is well and staying warm.
Quote by Sweet_Reese
Hannah, if you are still online can you open a chat window with me, please....you are showing as invisible and i cannot send you the request.....thanks


Sorry I missed you, Reese sad we should be friends then you can message me whenever smile
Are drinks still on me? I guess since it's CG's birthday I don't mind. Happy birthday and sorry I missed yours Buz but hope you had a wonderful day. smile

Hot tea, please.
Quote by Verbal


Thanks for putting up the link, Larry. It's in my sig line, but I suspect folks are so used to the days my sig line having 10-20 stories on it in tiny print that they no longer look at it for fear of being overwhelmed. Or something.

And sprite is right, Larry, your story was really imaginative. Yours too, Reese.

Anyway, there were a handful of folks who signed up after the newsletter went out, so I JUST NOW learned how to send a newsletter to a specific segment of subscribers. So if Larry, Hannah, or Pen-man, if you get a newsletter from J G Cain today, that means I did it right. If you don't, either it's in your junk mail folder, you typed in your email wrong, or I fucked up.

Zima please!


I did get a Bathe in Serious Moonlight newsletter shortly after subscribing, I was quite excited and impressed. smile You're doing a great job. I'm kinda embarrassed I didn't notice the link in your signature though.

Reese, don't give up! Ever! The more you write, the better you get always, and you're already pretty amazing: I loved your competition entry.

Tea, please.
Quote by Green_Man


Here you go, dear Lady Nicola. You can share some wine, or even a Dirty Martini. Cheers for all the grand things we have around here.

By the way, Hannah, the link to Verbal's newsletter is right here.

https://mailchi.mp/d61b1c236830/seriousmoonlight

That should work. It worked for me earlier today.




Thanks, Larry. smile Congratulations to you too btw. Should I buy a virgin Hannah for you?
Congratulations to Mags, I'm just delighted that you won, so well-deserved. Congratulations to Ms. Blue also who is so good at writing it's quite outrageous. And all the runners up and everyone who entered and participated. I feel honoured to be in such company.
One for the price of two sounds like a sincerely dodgy deal, Bill. With all due disrespect, I'll pass. However, everyone may have one (1) drink on me at regular prices, thank you very much. Thank you all for being so kind. I need to come in here more often. I'll have lemonade, please. Really need to write more and more and more. Verbal, could you drop the link for your newsletter so I can sign up??? I know I should go back and find it but I'm always on my phone and it's fiddly. Pretty please? I believe I'll be in very good company if I subscribe. smile
Quote by sprite
don't start every sentence with the name of your character followed by a verb. it starts getting obnoxiously repetitive.

ie.

Sprite sat at the piano and drank coffee while thinking of Hannah. lots of other words.

Sprite had once gotten a tattoo of Hannah on her ass. lots of other words.

Sprite decided to call Hannah and ask her out. lots of other words.


etc.

now, picture a story with 40 paragraphs in it that all start just like that and you'll see what i mean...


fixed it. smile
Verbal, I too had back pain for the last few days! I'm sorry. Wishing you a speedy recovery. Gentle here is some köffee.

Finally got around to finishing the competition entries, so many amazing ones. I'm sad that some didn't get 10 votes before the deadline but I'm glad so many were inspired to enter.

I need to read Laura's new piece!

WHERE IS LYFBUZ???!!

Is sprite still mad at me? I hope she doesn't retract my throne.

Can someone give me a new forum rank?? Please? Suggestions welcome!

EDIT: EVERYONE SHOULD READ LAURA'S STORY NOW IT'S AWESOME

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-noli-me-tangere-.aspx
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things are terrible. place went to hell without you. Hannah got married to some dude and then she tried to steal my gf away and THEN she sat on me. pretty sure everyone else is doing shit behind my back that'll piss me off too. yes, i'm looking at you, Furball.


Look, it's so selfish of you not to share Jen, it's really outrageous. Also, I thought you'd like it if I sat on you. I'm not so heavy and quite warm and I would stroke you too but I can refrain if you want. Also I've been married for years lol

Something to drown my sorrows, please.
Quote by tangerinesky



Loving your flashes lately They pair perfectly with pink wineheart Do write another.


I will definitely try, thank you for being so kind. smile Did I ever mention how much I love your username?

Happy Saturday everyone.

Köffee, please.
Good evening. I would like some lemonade, please. Happy birthday to Sara. Where is lyfbuz? I feel like writing another flash story. Thank you to everyone who read my one I posted earlier this week. I'm so glad it's Friday. I could sleep all weekend possibly. I need days to be longer! I keep meaning to do important things but I can't find the time. Did I say lemonade? I meant eleven shots of vödka.
I love flash, lately. Hi everyone, thanks for reading me, always.

Lemonade, please.

*sits on sprite*
Happy birthday!!! It might appear that I'm late, but I'm not, because someone as magnificent as ping should celebrate all month. smile Hope you had a truly wonderful day.
I love ping's forum rank. I think I need to change mine now, it's not awesome enough. Happy Xmas Eve everyone!
Quote by LYFBUZ
Where the heck is browncoffee? Either she is working on yet another brilliant story or she is shopping for my extravagant Xmas present.

Think I'll have me a bourbon, I could use a little redemption.


Oh hello. I am sorry I haven't been in. I feel like I fall out of the loop and then I have to read back pages to catch up on everyone. I've been kinda busy with work and it's just a hectic time of year. I have been working on a story I don't know if it'll be finished in time though. I have so much reading to catch up: all of everyone's latest stories, if anyone wants to compile a list of stories I've missed in the last month or so, that would be cool, or is that too demanding??! I've missed the banter lol. Arrrgh. Scott, I'm only on Twitter and not here because I don't feel bad logging in there if I'm at work lol. Anyway, am i a heavy hitter, ping? I'm not heavy! I think I've been lucky mostly.

CG, I hope the wedding was beautiful. I'm so glad that Laura my bff is back, you make it so fun around here. biggrin The vigil sounds like it was perfect, it was so horrific to think of such a thing having happened.

Lyfbüz, your avatar is really hot, you know. As for your present....hmmmm. idk what are you into, besides me? smile

This is getting too long. I miss everyone lol I've been so lazy. Oh oceanrunner emailed me and says hi.

I need köffee, so much kôffëē
I only know Jonathan through moderating his (very good) stories. Seriously, I'm so excited when he's in the queue lol. He's always wonderfully polite and understanding, a true gentleman! Congratulations! smile