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browncoffee
9 hours ago
Straight Female, 31
England

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I imagine the "guys" who post are female in RL and keep accidentally blowing their cover. (Except Verbal, he's just strange.)
LAURA!!! So glad you're back! Hey, I'm writing a story about a babysitter! It's fate!
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*Checking the book*..
Verbal is the deep South at a family reunion
Not sure about Sprite
Bill is still MIA from moving a couple weeks ago .


Thank you, Sara.

I'll have tea. You want some? smile
Where's verbal? I want to take him up on the swapping stories ideas. I've had it up to here (motions above head) with my latest attempt.

Where's sprite? She was meant to help me deal with a fruit situation.

Most importantly, where's Bill?
You do realise that gav got into sprite's account and posted this thread himself?? biggrin

Thank you for being awesome, Gav. And for being nice, too.
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If I enter, will you send them to me too. But they have to be of the real you.

Coffee please. Thank you.


How about...

NO.
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THEY JUST BOUGHT A SECOND ONE! OMG - that's three of the Shards they've published now. I think maybe the Shards have found a home.

Pro rates, Rach, five cents a word. So since these are flash, about $20 each. You should absolutely submit (heh). You'd have a real shot.

Three thick fingers of celebratory burrbin. I'M SO FUCKING PSYCHED!


Omg!!! Congratulations!! People, we have a celebrity in our midst. Wow. I feel vaguely starstruck.

So you get $20 and they own the story forever?? Sorry idk much about this. But what if it's suddenly super popular? Don't you get royalties?

I'll have cold lêmøñådē, please. It's so hot here, I LOVE SUMMER.
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First ever comp i ever entered here, the theme was summer. thinking i should enter this one as a sort of bookend. smile


If you enter, I'll send nudes. Not necessarily of me, but y'know. :)
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Thank you so much. I know I should be asleep right now but I can't stop thinking about the man in my avatar oops.


is he your namesake? smile
how can i deny it? my heart beats wildly every time i see your avatar.

the person below me has had phone sex.
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There have been rumors, which i'd like to address that Hannah and i have been involved in a secret love affair. they're all true. that is all.



*laughs very loudly* she's kidding, you guys!! oh rach, you're hilarious! *laughs more extravagantly*
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Kid you not, most of my flash stories come in at 1.5 - 2k words at first. Half the fun is being brutal with unnecessary words smile


That's good to know! But I hate cutting words lol. With the competition limits I'm just crying like IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORRRRREE. I guess it's good practice though. :)
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I've been using my copy of IJ to line the cat box. It's very absorbant.


What a great idea! It'll last forever too!
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It burns! It BURNS!!! Put down the scissors!

Let's trade stories and finish each others!

More köffee please. And another Fizzy water (?) for Hannah if she'd like one.


I actually adore you so I shall put the scissors away. Your daughter sounds so awesome. You are like #familygoals. Fizzy water is sparking water when I forget the word sparkling lol.

I'll have tëã, please.
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And it's such a tasty throne!

New story is giving me fits. They won't stop talking!!! I will have a lot of editing to do after I type "The End." (Actually I never actually type "The End" at the end.)

Köffee please.


You are SO extra. *eyeroll*

*cuts one small corner off the cover of IJ*

I'm tryna write a flash story but it's getting rather long. I've hit almost 1k and it ain't even sexy! What to do.

Fizzy water, please.
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i know your stories are clean - i want to get them up for everyone to enjoy asap. smile


this is acceptable, i suppose. I am after all a very trustworthy person. It's why I have sole throne rights.
I get more comments on poems but less views. Competition entries generally generate more votes/comments because (if people are like me) the entrants read one another's work. Obviously some categories get more views. I write love stories and put them in straight sex because I'm a garden hoe. I don't read as much as I'd like. I make a point of always reading all the competition entries just because I'm at least giving back then. I kind of try to gauge the reaction to a story from the comments I receive; are they generic or really enthusiastic? I was quite pleased with my last story. It's not one of my most popular but LYFBUZ loved it (he's an 11/10 btw) and Curvy even messaged me about the characters futures which was fun and awesome and she's awesome. So it made it worth it. Of course getting a million views and a hundred votes would be cool but as long as someone out there appreciates your effort, it's cool. Having said that, sprite even verifies my stories without reading them so I'm retiring from writing.

Lêmøñädē, please.
Pete is the nicest guy EVER. He leaves beautiful comments and is super kind and supportive always. He really is a genuinely lovely person and knowing him warms my heart. Congratulations! You deserve this so much.
WHERE IS BILL?? Should I send a search party? He's been gone since June 16th!! Nobody pours my lemonade like he does.

Verbal, STOP LICKING THE THRONE OR I WILL DO HORRIFIC THINGS TO MY COPY OF INFINITE JEST.

Hi to Pixie, Tonya, Amelia, Larry, Sara, Milik, Curvy, Jim, Buz, Fuzzy, seeker and Zen.
Mexican fans jumped so hard at their goal that they caused an earthquake. Please please please let them win.