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browncoffee
10 hours ago
Straight Female, 31
England
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Quote by LovingSadist
I think every example of my rudeness is situational and has a wholly unique reason.
I think your reasoning is off.
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Congratulations guys! This competition was incredible wth a wonderfully diverse range of stories. Well done to everyone who placed and everyone who entered, and of course the judges. 
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Quote by LovingSadist
Then I was wrong. Since you’re not a professional no one is. Because my original comment was only talking about you.
Serious question: why are you so rude?
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Be utterly repulsed(?) What gives a stranger the right to see more of my body than I want him too? I find it super creepy and not remotely hot.
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Quote by LovingSadist
I don’t spam. I don’t think anyone would read what I posted either way. My last story only had two votes. If I want something read I post it on literotica.
I'm confused. I only post here so my stories get read. Why would you post if you think no-one's reading you?
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Quote by WellMadeMale
I don't eat this stuff either, but I do grow some fine looking C-flower. Some ladyfriends enjoy my deliveries of it, brocolli & asparagus. So, I keep growing it in the spring.
This lady friend would prefer deliveries of cake and/or liquor.
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Quote by Verbal
Been a crappy morniing, but things have nowhere to go but up, right?
Köffee please.
Up. Heh.
I'll join you but I'm not thirsty so I will simply look at your köffëê.
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resurrecting this thread to give an honourable mention to the beast that is CAULIFLOWER. ugh.
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Quote by LYFBUZ
I know of a secret stock of Irn Bru in Canada. Just sayin'
With great knowledge comes great responsibility.
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Quote by Verbal
And now I have to Google parts of a zipper!!! Writing is hell.
When I Google crazy stuff like this, I always make myself feel better by saying that if I'm ever a quiz show contestant, I definitely have enough obscure knowledge to have a small chance of winning.
Oh, I'll have the hot and bothered sprite thank you Bill.
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Quote by Green_Man
I'll take a virgin Hannah to put me to sleep. It's bedtime in may part of the country. Glad to be here for the celebration.
I assure you, a Hannah, whether virgin or not, would NEVER put you to sleep.
Happy birthday to Tonya!! I shall eat cake to celebrate!
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Happy birthday, Tonya! You are always so considerate and kind and I wish you all the best. Hope today is absolutely beautiful for you.
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Quote by Magical_felix
You know what I hate?
When I’m tractor beaming some lonely girl looking to piss off her father with my Latin lover cock magic and some jealous fuck is like hey Jack, say hi to your girlfriend for me.
Makes me murderous.
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Quote by Beffer
Just popped in to help celebrate 1000 pages. Congratulations, Rump! Nothing for me, thanks. (No one wants to see a drunken Indian!)
I'll buy you a lemonade!
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If this is the snuggly duckling then surely all the guys should freestyle some musical numbers. I'll wait.
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My advice; don't overthink writing. Rules are boring and take the fun away. The more you write the better you get.
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Quote by ChrisM
Good day all. A cold beer for me. Yesterday could have downed a case it was so hot here. 85 degrees and 90% humidity.
Thanks for all the suggestions about further characters for the Grimoire Series, i'm positive we will be using some of those.
If any of you can tell me how to link an image to my footer and have it connect with one of my stories would really appreciate the info. Feel free to PM me.
From what I heard Tonya's son's prom night is going to be featured in her next story.
You all have a great day
Upload the image into the forum signature box. Highlight the text that appears. Click the hyperlink button. Paste the story link into the little box that appears and click okay.
Sparkling water, please.
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Of course eBooks are cheaper. But you can't share them with a friend. And they don't have a new book smell when they arrive. But you can make the font bigger. And you can kinda carry an entire library around with ease.
So which do you prefer and why?
So which do you prefer and why?
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Good evening. My new story is about a girl who has the greatest night of her LIFE with a super awesome older guy. It features alcohol, sex, a shower, sex, a crap boyfriend, sex, a restaurant, sex and last but not least, more sex. 
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/too-good.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/too-good.aspx
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Quote by Jimwillhavefun
Better than the brown stuff I used to clean up after you. LOL.
We already clarified that I created no mess and anything you found was your jealousy.
*Is still collapsed*