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Sometimes I lick the throne when no one is watching.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Hannah, sleeping all day tomorrow would be a generous gesture on your part since it would absolutely insure a beautiful day for everyone else.
I'm beginning to think you hate me or something. Is it because I'm young and beautiful and very humble??
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I'm so glad it's Friday!! 
Here's the link to my new story.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/too-good.aspx
I think I'll stay up very late tonight and sleep all of Saturday.
Here's the link to my new story.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/too-good.aspx
I think I'll stay up very late tonight and sleep all of Saturday.
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Quote by LYFBUZ
Evening all, something cold with vodka please Mr Rumple. I'll just be over by the throne carving my initials.
*speed dials sprite while hyperventilating*
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Quote by Verbal
It took you...literally...five and a half hours to deliver that köffee. I'm ready for bourbon now.
He missed me altogether.
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Quote by InThisMoment
Hiya to all the bar people this evening.
Been a long day so a hot choccy to take to my bed if you please (unless it’s safe to sleep on THE throne)
I like you LOTS but sprite says I'm the only one allowed in the throne. Sorry. I'll buy your hot chocolate for you.
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Today is Bethany's birthday!! Hope you have a truly wonderful day and get spoilt rotten and eat loads of cake and drink loads of alcoholic spirits. 
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Quote by Verbal
You realize the kind of mower I'm talking about has no engine - you just push it to make the blades turn. It's not that hard, and I enjoy it, but it does leave you tired.
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Yeah that's the one I was talking about. I'm pretty sure because I've been endlessly lectured on how it uses no petrol AND no electricity etc. I guess it's tiring if you do it for a while. Or if the grass is bumpy. Or maybe because I've only used a pretty much brand new one, the blades are super sharp and it's easy. Or maybe and most likely, I am just supremely strong and would beat you in an arm wrestle.
Today has been so crap it has six hours to save its reputation.
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I have compiled a list!
ENTERED
Jim https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/rachel-transforms-into-with-a.aspx
Pixie https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/in-her-place.aspx
Larry https://www.lushstories.com/stories/college-sex/pancakes-greyhounds-and-virgins.aspx
Ping https://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/thunder-cunt.aspx
ITM https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/the-mystery-of-celia-allene.aspx
Sara https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/blind-faith.aspx
MM https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fantasy-scifi/third-class-super-or-provisional-super.aspx
Curvy https://www.lushstories.com/stories/historical/the-masque-of-the-red-devil.aspx
Rosepetals https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/the-mask.aspx
Phil https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fantasy-scifi/welcome-to-reality.aspx
Tonya - COMING SOON
I really need to read all these! On my other list are the following:
seeker
Bill
fuzzy
lyfbuz
you guys are serial offenders. i have a whole separate list with just verbal's name on it too. there's still two days!
did i miss anyone??
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Jim https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/rachel-transforms-into-with-a.aspx
Pixie https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/in-her-place.aspx
Larry https://www.lushstories.com/stories/college-sex/pancakes-greyhounds-and-virgins.aspx
Ping https://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/thunder-cunt.aspx
ITM https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/the-mystery-of-celia-allene.aspx
Sara https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/blind-faith.aspx
MM https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fantasy-scifi/third-class-super-or-provisional-super.aspx
Curvy https://www.lushstories.com/stories/historical/the-masque-of-the-red-devil.aspx
Rosepetals https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/the-mask.aspx
Phil https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fantasy-scifi/welcome-to-reality.aspx
Tonya - COMING SOON
I really need to read all these! On my other list are the following:
seeker
Bill
fuzzy
lyfbuz
you guys are serial offenders. i have a whole separate list with just verbal's name on it too. there's still two days!
did i miss anyone??
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Quote by Verbal
The steaks were a poem.
AND...I just finished off 300 more words, so I hit my thousand for the weekend. Ha! Drinks are on me!
Amelia, I mowed the lawn today with a push mower. Admittedly it's a pretty small lawn, but I got pretty hot and sweaty too.
A Furball please.
You must have the wrong push mower. My dad in law bought one recently and their lawn is HUGE and it's not really hard work mowing it...? Not questioning your physical strength lol, I'm sure you have Chris Martin esque arms but yeah. I've done it s few times. Admittedly their grass is never particularly long but it's easy. And kinda fun. I think they have a Bosch mower.
Jim, are you kidding about this job because I'm only really looking for a second job i.e. part time with great pay!
I'm so amazed that Phil entered the competition. I'm going to get to everyone's entries asap.
Ugh back to work today.
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Quote by Paman
It was severely non-PC, but there used to be an occasionally used scale of 0, 1 and 2.
The scale refers to paper bags.
0 - the lady is good looking, so no need for a bag
1 - placed over the ladies head
2 - one each for the lady and the man, the man's being in case the lady takes hers off
men who use this are trash bags. no, actually, just trash.
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Lemonade!! Please! Three day weekend isn't over yet yay! I'll have a gorilla killah maybe!
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Quote by sprite
not if you do it right. so i've heard.
poison > chainsaw
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Quote by Verbal
I only use the letter bling when I'm typing on the iPad cuz it's so easy - I am not gonna bother to look up codes on a table for mere letter bling.
I think you may have inspired me, Ms. Flick: I've decided that the yacht (actually a corporate party boat) trip the story starts with is insufferably lame--much like yours, if I recall--which leads directly into the action. Which in this case is hot sex, folowed by a tediously long and oddly-Sarah-Silveman-from-the-Spenser-novels-ish section of dialogue where they discuss and dissect why the sex was hot, followed by more hot sex. Yes, you are allowed to skip the middle section.
MORE köffee please. With extra dirt.
Corporate things are always super lame (she says, acting like an expert). Seriously though, it just feels like most people I meet these days are playing grown up and acting smart when they're really just the annoying kids from school. Your story sounds awesome anyhow. I do enjoy reading about hôt sèx.
I only use bling on my phone! Blīñg!Bill, thank you for the lemonade; you read my mind!
MM I will try to read your story some time this weekend.
I so want to go to sleep but my ironically dabbing younger sibling finished college today and is currently AWOL (according to my mother she's with me but last time I checked she wasn't lol). Teenagers are the absolute worst. I suggest abolishing teenage years. It's just heartache for everyone.
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Quote by Verbal
Guess I need to work on my köffee making skills.
You mean your kõffēê mãkïñg skíllz?
I'M THOROUGHLY EXCITED FOR THE THREE DAY WEEKEND. I have so much sleep to catch up on! I might write. I've been working on a nëw störy which I'm very excited about. It's always exciting until it doesn't turn out right lol. It's pretty rude.
Three days. I might bake. I might throw a party. I might run away to a small fishing village. Most likely I will clean every room to within an inch of his/her life.
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I just noticed all the bling on verbals køffëè order lol. You are unbelievably lit. Btw my sister informed me that since ALWAYS, dabs are only ironic. So. Yeah. I'm old.
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Quote by Verbal
My next story takes place on a yacht. I know nothing about yachts. Can I come along?
Last day of school! I don't have to wake up at fuck o'clock for 3 months.
Köffêę please.
It wasn't like a real yacht. I was gravely disappointed. It didn't move. I think the technical term is moored. It was basically a hotel but in a yacht that never moves.
I feel like the event was missold. It's a good job it was free. The food was free also but I hate eating out. The alcohol was free which was the one saving grace. The view was decent. Everyone was super boring. We should have a real yacht party with everyone from here on a yacht that actually moves and then we can get shipwrecked and be so starving that we become cannibals and eat... Idk. Who shall we eat first??Jim, I'll take the job! How much do you pay? Do I have to do very much?
Who's left to enter the competition??
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Just put the story in Google Docs, then copy and paste to lush, then fix the italics. Simple.
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Quote by LYFBUZ
Have part 2 of a job interview tomorrow. Its kinda great since I don't really give a crap if I get the job or not. Maybe I should ask the interviewers if they belong to Lush? Great icebreaker and a litmus test to see if they are too uptight to work with.
Oh, the Mask Comp. I got nothing. Should really get my ass in gear and read a bit.
Wait, you're not entering???
Good luck with the interview. I applied for a job online and am waiting to hear back. *refreshes email* I don't care if I get it either, clearly.
Tonight is the night where I chill on a yacht. I don't want to go anymore lol.
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There's no set time. No routine. I wish there was! Sometimes I can go weeks without writing even when I have plenty of time. I just stare at a blank document and feel useless. I've written stories in a few hours but they're not much good. Sometimes steadily over a month. My average time seems to be a week but it always feels like more because it occupies my mind so much. My favourite stories are those where I feel really inspired and write within a day or two. I love writing them and I'm pleased with them for a good while afterwards. Lately though, it takes too much effort. I often write on my phone but my main writing is done whenever I get a free couple of hours with my laptop. Poems take MUCH longer than stories. I make time to write by racing through everything else I have to do. I have no tattered notebook because I know my friends would find it and mock me mercilessly or just write me off as insane. I use the Keep app or Docs for ideas. I like Google Docs for editing on my phone.
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My new story is about a guy whose ex comes back to town.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/infinite-lust.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/infinite-lust.aspx
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It's definitely not horrific
Well worth a look
You = the best.
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Growling is superbly hot so long as it's natural and not pre-planned.
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Quote by Milik_the_Red
Hi everyone. Sorry for leaving so abruptly. It’s been an tough year so far. 2018 saw at least 4 people I care about pass away. A lot of really bad things have happened. If it hadn’t been my marriage to Simmie I might have lost it completely. Thankfully, due to my wife and my faith, I’ve finally regained my emotional balence and I’m feeling much better.
Simmie and I will be active again, and I plan on stopping by now and again.
Hannah, I see you’ve got a new story out. I’ll check it out as soon as I get the time.
Meanwhile, I’ll just have a beer ?
I'm glad you're back. I was worried you might be gone forever.
Bill, thank you for being so very kind about my story. You really made me feel better about it. I'm feeling more like writing again. Thank you to everyone else who read it too. You guys are so nice.
Curvy, you absolutely must enter that story or I will be GRAVELY DISAPPOINTED.
Hi to Gil! I know how you feel about the writing. Fingers crossed you'll feel inspired again soon.