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browncoffee
1 hour ago
Straight Female, 31
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Coco Pop
I'm going FUCK IT and submit. This is the last you'll see of me because after fucking it and submitting it, people will read it and judge it and my reputation will be in tatters blah blah blah. I love when stories just flow. It's been a while since I've had that. I'm hoping posting these 'i'm happy with but not delighted with' pieces will make me feel cheap enough to get a sudden wonderful creative streak.
It's a lovely day.
Hiya to curvy and fuzzy and Bill and Mr verbal and lovely Tonya. I'm behind on my sleep too! Seeker, I think the UK has a long weekend next week. :)
It's a lovely day.
Hiya to curvy and fuzzy and Bill and Mr verbal and lovely Tonya. I'm behind on my sleep too! Seeker, I think the UK has a long weekend next week. :)
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Quote by MadMartigan
My fellow wankers. You are in luck. I should be finished with this competition piece in the next day or so. A little bird has concluded the first third that I shared with her is her favorite piece already of mine.
While that's some heavy handed shit to fill, I'm doing my best to finish it out that way.
Yessss. Super excited.
Congratulations to Sara also on getting her entry in.
*looks sternly at everyone who hasn't entered* My list in incoming. You cannot escape it! I've almost finished a new story but I don't fucking like it!! 
The scenes don't fit nicely enough and idk if it's really any good. Sigh.Hi and congratulations to Sharon!! Hope you're having loads of fun with your little one.
I kinda want kids but I simply can't because I've been vomit free since '03 and morning sickness will screw up my run so... 
What else? Hi to everyone! I got really excited about the royal wedding and all the dresses lol.
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I don't know really. I think it gets hyped up to be this incredible, wonderful thing for movies and holidays and jewellery and flowers but it's not much more than really liking someone. I think there's a love parents have for children (decent parents) but as for love at first sight and the idea of soulmates etc. it really seems fake and pretentious. I'd believe it if people that claimed it stayed together forever and didn't hurt one another but the ones who make the most fuss are the ones who conveniently fall 'out of love'. It doesn't matter anyway. People should be decent and kind and treat one another right without any need to dress it up as anything else.
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Close-ups are okay as long as there's no public hair and the actors have attractive junk.
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Quote by Magical_felix
That’s not fucked up in the slightest. 2k69
Not even marginally.
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Quote by Verbal
Is there anybody out there?
nobody but a kool kukumber wearing a krown and kurrently drinking köffee.
Awesome story!
Everyone read it and help me to harass this guy to enter the kompetition! 
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Quote by PhilU
There's still more than three weeks to go in the comp, so everyone's got plenty of time still to get their entries in. So, get writing everyone! (Do as I say, not as I do).
*Dives behind the bar, hoping that Hannah hasn't spotted him.*
Beer please, Bill. Actually, maybe I'll just grab one myself while I'm hiding here...
Hiya, Phil.
Looking forward to your entry.I'll have tea, please. I need writing time!
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No. Why doesn't he make an effort to meet someone himself? Why is he a lazy, useless blob? Sex isn't free. Nothing is ever free. Men are already spoiled rotten. He can get a life.
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Quote by Jimwillhavefun
Excuse me but I cleaned something up after you were in it last time. I am really hoping it was coffee. But hey, you might have to clean it yourself from now on since I was yelled at for sleeping in it one night after Rump locked me in. Guess my volunteer time at guarding and cleaning it was not good enough. I am not high enough yet on the buddy list and good deeds get me nowhere.
So Mr. Rump, won't be needing those keys but will take a black coffee. Thank you sir.
Lol I can assure you you're mistaken. I always leave things in better condition than they are before I get there. I can only assume you were dripping with jealousy and got some of it on the throne which is what you had to clean up. No wonder I'm the only one trusted with it. And don't worry about the cleaning; I have it under control. I love cleaning!
Verbal I'm truly sorry the story's giving you so much grief. You can send it my way if you'd like and I'll give you my honest opinion.
Lemönade, please.
I just saw a PM from Lilly regarding her and Tony's special day and I'm full of happiness. Anyone got any champagne?? They are two of my very favourite people. Both so, so lovely. I LOVE IT.
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Quote by sprite
there's only one person here with permission to grace my throne. Hannah. don't even think about it, any of you, no matter how buddy buddy you think you are. thanks for complying.
I'm crying. (But not into the throne obviously because I'm very tidy thank you)
Thank you to verbal for his awesome comment on my story. You make me feel so good!
I hope the story doesn't need too much work and if it does, burn it alive.End of the bank holiday weekend. I am so full of sunshine and it makes me feel so ALIVE.
Sprite, please.
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I have no issues with your strong feelings. But if I were you, I would have simply messaged the verifying moderator with your concerns.
I hope the story is up soon.
I hope the story is up soon.
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Lushstories.com has the right, but not the obligation, to monitor the content, and reserves the right to remove any portion of the content at any time.
The above is from the lush stories terms and conditions which EVERYONE should read, not just people who are (understandably) protective about their writing.
As it is, we have a rule that notes go at the end. Why? So they don't clutter up the start of the story and hence the homepage. Can you imagine scrolling through the front page to see all openings delayed by some boring note? We are considering adding a separate box for notes but nothing is certain yet.
Your story was in and I think the title of it was enough to warn people of the content they were reading. Furthermore, a moderator went through the effort of reading it free of charge so it could be posted. I think it's very ungrateful of anyone to post something like this in a public forum when all the moderator was doing was complying with site rules and actually trying to present your story in a way that would gain more interest.
You may have your values and that's fair enough, but to be rude to people who are helping you is unacceptable. This really isn't an issue that warrants your reaction. You could have messaged the moderator who verified the story in order to raise your concerns.
Nobody has personally attacked you. Moderators edit and fix stories all the time. The majority of authors are grateful for it.
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What's so shocking about women being kind and courteous? You'd have a heart attack if you came to the UK. We are drowning in politeness. I hold doors for everyone!
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Had such great weather today. Really just an awesome day. My brother let me drive his car and was impressed by my driving. He's actually the best brother I could ever ask for. I feel drunk on sunshine. I feel too hot but in a good way. I just feel mostly HAPPY. I miss sprite! I must sit in her throne. Btw I'm pretty sure I'm the only one with throne privileges, right Jim? 
I love Rita Ora. Her voice is so warm.
How's everyone doing with their competition entries?? I noticed Pixie has hers up now!
Also, there's a hella fabulous new Editors Pick which y'all should go check out.
https://forum.lushstories.com/yaf_postst67161_EP-award--The-Other-Other-Toy-Story--Cydia--4th-May-2018.aspx
Ice cold lemönade, please.
I feel drunk on sunshine. I feel too hot but in a good way. I just feel mostly HAPPY. I miss sprite! I must sit in her throne. Btw I'm pretty sure I'm the only one with throne privileges, right Jim? I love Rita Ora. Her voice is so warm.
How's everyone doing with their competition entries?? I noticed Pixie has hers up now!
Also, there's a hella fabulous new Editors Pick which y'all should go check out.
https://forum.lushstories.com/yaf_postst67161_EP-award--The-Other-Other-Toy-Story--Cydia--4th-May-2018.aspx
Ice cold lemönade, please.
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Quote by Jimwillhavefun
Just curious??? Did this story not post yet? I can't find it.
MASKED COMPETITION ENTRY - The Mystery of Celia Allene
If you click the link in ITM's forum signature, it will take you directly to the story.
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Quote by Cydia_
Holy schmoly, you guysToo much praise and such.
And to think I didn't even want to upload that particular story. It's weird and not even sexy...?!
Thank you for so much positive feedback and for the EP @browncoffee!
You're enormously welcome!
The EP was voted on by a panel of very discerning moderators who deemed the story suitably sexy. 
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https://www.lushstories.com/stories/humor/the-other-other-toy-story.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/Cydia_
Cydia hasn't even been here for a month and she's already blown me away with the unique and brilliant stories she's posted. This lady is one of a kind and The Other Other Toy Story is a spectacular example of this. The piece is almost entirely dialogue and it doesn't need anything else because that's just how good it is. It flows incredibly naturally. You feel as though you're eavesdropping on the conversation between the two characters. I have never read a story like this and I am so pleased that I did. It's witty and it just pulls you in effortlessly. It makes you laugh and it's sexy and human AND, it showcases the finer points of customer service. An A+ piece of work!
Congratulations to Ms. Cydia and everyone should check this out NOW!
https://www.lushstories.com/Cydia_
Cydia hasn't even been here for a month and she's already blown me away with the unique and brilliant stories she's posted. This lady is one of a kind and The Other Other Toy Story is a spectacular example of this. The piece is almost entirely dialogue and it doesn't need anything else because that's just how good it is. It flows incredibly naturally. You feel as though you're eavesdropping on the conversation between the two characters. I have never read a story like this and I am so pleased that I did. It's witty and it just pulls you in effortlessly. It makes you laugh and it's sexy and human AND, it showcases the finer points of customer service.
An A+ piece of work! Congratulations to Ms. Cydia and everyone should check this out NOW!
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Verbal, I hope your story (or parts of it) come to fruition. My advice? Just post it! I sometimes get hung up on wondering whether people will like my stuff or if it's good enough but it just is what it is. It is what you're writing. It is you, or at least part of you. Let us read it! I have so many ideas but I just can't write! I'm so glad I posted a piece last week. I get more and more anxious if I have a long off time.
I'm so glad I posted a piece last week. I get more and more anxious if I have a long off time. 
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Quote by Reddo89
So anyone or? I not getting much so far other than people trying to be funny.
I think it's difficult for anyone to come forward because we don't know exactly what you're looking for. Writers have wildly different styles and if someone offers to write for you, you might not be happy with what you get. A better idea would be to read some stories and hen perhaps directly contact a writer whose style you are looking for.
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I WROTE A NEW STORY. It's in caps because it's an achievement. Some stories flow out of me quite naturally. No. I'm going to stop this metaphor because it's too wrong. Uh. Some stories are easy to write. Some are not. This one was not. I think I had writer's block and kind of forced myself to write this. But it's not horrific. I hope not, anyway.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/watch-the-colours-change.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/watch-the-colours-change.aspx
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Thank you for posting the link to my story, Bill! I don't think it's particularly awesome but it's a lot of dialogue which I like and I hadn't posted in a while so it felt nice to get out of the dry spell.
I'll have köffee and will sit my damn self in that throne over there (whether or not it is already occupied.)
I'll have köffee and will sit my damn self in that throne over there (whether or not it is already occupied.)
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Quote by Reddo89
the situation isn't quite as clear cut as this 'Trinket' makes it seem. Basically I asked her a story request about a guy being teased about his average sized manhood being measured and she replies with a story she had anyway about anal sex and a guy with a 1 inch dick (?!?!) totally random and not really anything like I asked (the link was dead also) and sure I replied with a "wtf?!" type reaction which rubbed her up the wrong way and I got a small barrage of sass from her then I told her to fuck herself after she told me off. That was all it. Of course being the guy against a woman I'm painted as the ultimate villain by default.
So yeh I see something about some people wanting to do a story for gold membership as payment or?! not sure how this works. Please someone tell me.
Honestly, nobody is bothered about your spat with trinket. I'm sure if someone is willing to write for you, they'll PM you.
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Quote by Verbal
Will you make me a cake if I pay you with a story?
Yes, but if you put tentacles in the story, there will also be tentacles in the cake.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO A MOST WONDERFUL AND DELIGHTFUL PERSON!! Hope your day is as fantastic as you are, Gil.
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Quote by trinket
It must have slipped your notice that all writers here upload their stories for free. Sometimes people will offer, sometimes not. Sometimes a person might gift a gold or platinum membership for writing them a story however there are some who do it for the practice
I think what Cheryl meant was that it's very difficult to write a story adhering to someone else's ideas and inspiration rather than writing your own work. There's a kind of pleasure a writer gets from completing a piece that's entirely their own. Writing for somebody else is more of a chore and not nearly as rewarding. E.g. I could bake a cake for myself (yes, it would be solely for me) and would love doing it, but if I were to bake a cake for a stranger, even if they provided the ingredients I would really expect some kind of payment.