I haven't really gotten off to the idea of a celebrity since I was a teenager. It seems like a pointless place to project fantasies. Real people are far more preferable.
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Wasn't sore. Went mountain climbing afterwards.
This is not a tough question. Believe it or not, swallowing is not the highlight of a blowjob. It's more fun to have him finish on other body parts. Even if it's in your mouth, it's not necessarily getting swallowed.
I pick chocolate.
I regret a lot of things but I try not to think about them. Bad things and good things are all experiences that make you into who you are. It's no good looking back when you should be moving forward.
Jim, you're learning fast. In case nobody told you,my alter ego comes out at competition time. Her name is Tracy Flick and she ensures everybody enters every contest. People generally comply. (The intelligent ones, anyway.)
Pixie, I've never had baklava but have been meaning to for years! It looks delicious!
Lemönade, please. We've had utterly beautiful weather recently.
The first two things are very realistic. Dirty talk is hot. I don't know why. There's something about the heat of the moment that invites language that may normally be deemed insulting. Blowjobs are hot, too. Giving someone pleasure is a massive turn on. The third I'm not so sure.
In the sand on various beaches in the UAE.
Older men are potential sugar daddies.
Younger guys can be immature and insensitive. Also, they can just be annoying and it gets tiresome. I think life experience makes them into far better people and so older men are more attractive than their younger counterparts. They have more emotional intelligence and are more patient and understanding. Also, sometimes they're REALLY hot. And most importantly, they often have much more money than young guys. Also, they're quite surprised by the attention and actually appreciate it!!
Eat carrot cake instead of chocolate cake.
I'm as confused as the above dude.
Give us a picture of your knee first so we know you're not lying.
Lol if someone paid my rent and wrote me a poem... Wow.
Ping, I love your dream lol!!!
Just wanted to inform you that you're all entering the competition. I'm done with excuses so don't bother trying. It'd be easier to just write.
Lemönade, please.
Would a story involving someone being tied up with masking tape be eligible? (Asking for a friend.)
Wait, I have a funnier response than my first!!
Ahem:
Women are not adventurous in bed because we're super tired from fucking your best friend/brother all day long and really need to sleep so we can do him all over again tomorrow.
I am of course very impressed and delighted that you've written an entry..if I had a gold star chart, you would be awarded ten! And btw, I am allowed to sit in sprite's throne when she's not here because I am very very tidy and trustworthy.
I just wanna see if it fits nicely enough. Idk why because I wouldn't return it if it didn't. I really think it's terrible to return clothes. I'd rather look like a sack.
I do hope you'll enter the new competition.
