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browncoffee
5 hours ago
Straight Female, 31
England

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Quote by MadMartigan


Jeez. You don’t need to go through all that work when you can just have me to fill your nymphomanic tendencies.


it's too late. but if you help me move the body, you can be my #3...?
Yes. I plan to kill her also so I can have him all to myself even though I'm already married. I just seem to be a greedy, selfish, sex-addicted kinda person.
Quote by sprite
wait for it. and.... there go another 23! on a roll, people!


not even a thank you. wow. *eyeroll*
i would never be in such a situation and if i was, i would stand because i am allergic to germs. gross.
(puts one (1) pound into lyfbuz's collection jar)

Sorry for making four posts but I'm on my phone and it seems too much effort to quote and stuff all in one.
Quote by RumpleForeskin
BC's going yachting! Just more proof that if ya hang around long enough, you'll become acquainted with a swinging Brit party girl. ;)

Just remember young lady that you are a writer. That means you'll only be there to soak up atmosphere, booze and material for more stories...right?



RIGHT. that was actually exactly my plan. I'm a good student. For real though, any time I get to experience anything new, I only ever do it so I have more life experience in my arsenal lol. My arsenal!! Omg. I'm so glad it's Friday.

I'll have köffee please.

PS. Anyone who hasn't read l8lastnight's most recent story really should. It made it onto my favourites list because it's AMAZING.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/humor/apartment-seven-has-a-golden-dinner.aspx
Quote by weekender


Pitch me any ideas, or topic. You need / want to write..... I'll spin you a story line and you car polish it up...

What you got to loose? Just add me in a bit-line and all claims are yours...


I have the storyline!! I just can't write it! Thank you all the same for your generosity.
Quote by sprite


i'm invited, right...?


Definitely because we will wear matching outfits and style our hair the same and wear extra dramatic eye makeup and we'll be like twins but not and idk it seems like fun in my head.
I have vacancies for one (1) sweet dream and one (1) beautiful nightmare. Please submit applications in a timely manner.

Also, I got invited to an evening on a yacht next month because that's just how I roll. Lol no this NEVER HAPPENS TO ME. I think the guy intends to sell software to me but it's free so I'm so going. I will have to act cool but I'm SO EXCITED!!! *faints* I think I must buy a new dress. biggrin

Lemönade, please. With a cocktail umbrella since I am now like wealthy or something.
Têa, please. I so want to write a story but I just can't find the words!!! How are you all? I don't get the sports banter. I need the French open to start!
Just curious if people change as often as I do. I used to use Pantene quite religiously but then had my head (hair?) turned by a random new brand (it was heavy on argan oil, RRP £10.99 but I got it for £1.99!!) I kind of bought the entire shelf but then it finished and I tried Schwarzkopf which was terrible and made me use twice the usual amount of conditioner. Anyway, the other day I bought Garnier and it seems pretty good so far. I've never been near Head and Shoulders or TRESemme. I used to like Herbal Essences but only really for the smell.

Anyway, what kind do you use? How long have you been using it and how often do you change? And do you have to buy specifically for your hair type?
Quote by PrincessC

Of course women don’t orgasm. Much like intelligence, pleasure is only for men.


Love this.
Quote by She
Damn it, now I want cake... Also those are really excellently written. smile


you are most kind! i almost always want cake lol

Quote by Verbal


Did you ever get your cake?


i missed this! i got my cake and ate it. smile
Quote by RumpleForeskin

Speaking of coffee, what's our Brown Coffee been up to these days?


I've been doing nothing worth mentioning. No writing. I had this awesome idea last night but idk how to approach it. I may have to let it go. Work kinda sucks. Everybody's useless except me. And two other people. But yeah. Uh. I need to start exercising. I've been a blob since January. I stay up late looking at beach houses on Tumblr. As you probably know, my life is very exciting. I bought expensive granola yesterday. I felt so glamorous. It was like £2 for 500g. Like wtf. I'm SO excessive. Uh. Yeah. What else? The strap of my bag broke. Some mornings I feel like I could stay in the shower all day. This isn't depressing. The water just feels great. What else? I need to get a car but I hate driving in traffic anyway. I got a phone call I'd been waiting for. Turns out people actually like me!! Why am I being depressing?! Is my username good? I kinda think so but kinda don't. I feel like brown has negative connotations. I blame white imperialism. Anyway. Gotta do some work.
Not really. I've done it maybe half a dozen times and it's the same old tired lines and idk if responses are expected and then they're like 'YOU THERE?' and I wish I wasn't. I can also get turned off very easily. So, no. Phone sex is better but it really has to be with someone you know.
I think the judging must have been incredibly difficult for this. I'm so pleased at how many people entered and at how supportive everyone was of each other. It's a really beautiful community to be part of. Congratulations to Liz and Elliot and everyone who placed AND everyone who entered - I know firsthand how hard it is to write poetry! Thank you especially to curvygalore for having encouraged me and to Ruthie who's kinda the reason I even attempt poetry. The variety of poems was wonderful and I'm truly honoured to have placed.