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browncoffee
11 hours ago
Straight Female, 31
England
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Happy birthday to Emily!! You have the biggest heart and you're always so kind and funny. You're literally like the ideal human being and I am thoroughly honoured to be your friend. I know you'll write this off as sentimental crap but it's true and please just keep being you because you're awesome. (And yeah, we can pretend I didn't get this mushy and just post stupid GIFs to each other lol) Hope you're having an excellent day. 
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Quote by seeker4
And you can never befriend too many assassins.
A tea sounds nice for me, too.
*clinks teacups*
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must not be that time of month for you. hi.
Lol tbh (look away, weak menfolk!!) going abroad really screwed up my flow. I'm serious. I could also talk in detail about story writing and body clocks but I shall spare you all. I'm so generous and selfless.
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My poem is refusing to flow. I have no flow. On the plus side, I befriended our resident assassin.
Tea, please.
Tea, please.
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TORN - Hands Like Houses (cover. original song by Ednaswap but made famous by Natalie Imbruglia)
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So many weddings!! It's so lovely around here. I'm very very behind on my reading but will probably have a crazy chainsaw spree sometime soon so brace yourselves lol. I'm trying to write a poem. It's so HARD (no, don't laugh)
Lemönade, please.
I'm very very behind on my reading but will probably have a crazy chainsaw spree sometime soon so brace yourselves lol. I'm trying to write a poem. It's so HARD (no, don't laugh)Lemönade, please.
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Everything is perfect. It's a Monday morning and I wake up at like ten because I have no job because I won the lottery yesterday and I'm living in a beach front mansion and my bed is like the most amazingly comfortable bed you can imagine. So I wake up and what do you know, there's Justin Baldoni (his wife is cool with it) and he's made breakfast which consists of fruit salad and toast and very strong tea and I eat it (so as to be polite) and then we have sex and it's so good that I die and go to heaven but it was a close call because God wasn't too pleased with my amorous lifestyle and definitely not with my run on sentences and poor grammar but He was amused by my wit and effortless charm and thus I got in. The End.
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Quote by LunafallsWhen I read the title of this thread on the home page feed (before I clicked on it), I was expecting this to be a post from the BDSM forum!
Ditto!!!
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No, but from now on I will only have very safe, very sensible sex so as to avoid possible embarrassment at A&E.
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It doesn't matter about the size of the bed so long as everyone is present and correct and is not selfish with sheets.
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I cannot believe Verbal has a story with umlauts. My life is complete. You are SO LIT, FAM. In my head I thought the comp deadline was the 13th but it's the 21st which basically means everyone should enter. It's kinda fun, right? I really don't know how Emily has overtaken my role as chief Flick but I'm kinda scared to do anything about it. I think sprite should fight her for me. Yeah. I'll have köffee, please.
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Happy birthday to one of the most beautiful people I've had the honour of meeting. Hope you have a sublime day, Lilly.
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even better, i promised to show you Curvy's boobs if you entered.
Yours AND hers?!?
Omg I'd better make a start. Coco Pop
Late night lemonade, please. I haven't read a single comp entry yet. Did sprite offer to show me her boobs if I entered?? Because I mean, that changes things drastically.
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Hi Hannah
Hi Sara!! I've never had carrot cake cookies before but they sound utterly delicious.
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Hey everyone. Hey Laura. I love when you're around. I'd go with a hurricane cocktail.
I'll have lemönade, please. I kinda want to write a poem for the competition but I kinda can't without judging myself unbearably. Sigh.
I'd go with a hurricane cocktail.I'll have lemönade, please. I kinda want to write a poem for the competition but I kinda can't without judging myself unbearably. Sigh.
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Not really. Each to their own I guess. I usually write when I'm alone. I do get disturbed sometimes but not too much. Sometimes I write on my phone and other people are around but it's easy to zone out.
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I'm almost certain I've never seen anyone masturbating while driving. Needless to say, I would not be impressed by such a flippant attitude to road safety.
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Like I'd just give someone a casual blowjob. Just like that? Men are already spoilt enough.
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Updating this now 'cause I was too lazy before.
It's too late to go off on a promo about these so to everyone's great relief, I will just post the links.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/3mtsQRbIoijrAkth
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/borderline-love.aspx
I want cake.
It's too late to go off on a promo about these so to everyone's great relief, I will just post the links.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/3mtsQRbIoijrAkth
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/borderline-love.aspx
I want cake.