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browncoffee
3 hours ago
Straight Female, 31
England

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Not get a message when someone replies to your comment? It already appears in the timeline so...?
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I'm trying to picture what mad vacuuming looks like. I see mass chaos, tables unended, stuff knocked on the floor, basically more work cleaning up from the vacuuming than the vacuuming itself.


Mad vacuuming involves all of the above but also vacuuming underneath all rugs because I swear my SO pulls back the rug when he eats so all his crumbs go underneath it and then he puts it back just to mess with my OCD self. The man is impossible. Or I'm nuts. Either way, I have to vacuum thoroughly because if it's not crumbs, it's sand or dust or whatever. Anyway, it's all done now and I'll have coca cola please.

1. How do you feel about cat calls and other shouted or whistled "praise" and gestures from men you don't know?

Embarrassed and uncomfortable

2. How do you feel about cat calls and other shouted or whistled "praise" and gestures from women you don't know?

Never happened but I imagine i'd feel embarrassed and uncomfortable

3. How do you feel about quieter but still public forms of expressed "admiration" from men you don't know, such as unsolicited requests for attention, dates, phone numbers, etc.?

Not bothered, so long as he's polite.

4. How do you feel about quieter but still public forms of expressed "admiration" from women you don't know, such as unsolicited requests for attention, dates, phone numbers, etc.? (perhaps given as a joke or sincerely from lesbian or bisexual women)

If it's a joke, it's offensive. If they wanna be friends, cool.

5. Have you ever cat called, shouted at or whistled at men or other women you didn't know?

Lol no.

6. Have you ever given quieter, public forms of expressed "admiration" toward men or other women you didn't know?

Yeah, but just like smiling, eye contact etc.
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The other is something sexier and more formal with just straps. Could be a short LBD or a long gown. This is the one where I can slip up behind her and kiss her shoulder, neck, ear, etc. as I slide the zipper down, then slowly pull the straps off her shoulder and down her arms until the dress is free and can fall to the ground.



This is exactly the image that made me post this thread.
If yes, why? What's your favourite kind of dress to take off? Does it bother you if the woman wearing the dress moves? Do you prefer zips or buttons on dresses? What colour dress appeals most to your dress removing tendencies? What material? Do you leave dresses on the floor after removing them? If so, what kind of animal are you? Do you like removing short dresses or long dresses? Sleeveless or half sleeve or full sleeve? Low cut? Halter? Backless?

Please describe in as much detail as possible.
May I suggest that all badges currently in circulation are rounded up and all given to the treasury of Hannah? There have been reports of widespread forgery and we must be vigilant about these things.
I'll join you! Please may I have a Hannah and one for the very beautiful Tonya too for her much appreciated words.

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Barkeep! A round for everyone! JENNIFER IS GOING TO HAVE A NIECE!! My brother and SIL are expecting her arrival 1 June 2018, which incidentally was their son's (my darling nephew) due date in 2016. Okay...yes, I am going to go shopping and buy ALL THE PINK THINGS!!! And the sparkly things!! Also the pink sparkly things!! Kisses and hugs and much beer to everyone!


Huge congratulations, Jen!! I have this great love for seeing children's clothes in stores. Little cardigans and dresses and tiny shoes... It kills me.

Coffee, please.

So I wrote a new story. It's teacher student. Uh. I was torn between putting it in or Teen. I'm never quite sure I understand exactly what people expect to see in but if you're reading this, then expect a story about a student and her teacher. And sex. And loneliness. I need to write a poem because I came up with a great rhyme for loneliness.

Anyway, the story's called Blinded by Assumption and the link is just below.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/blinded-by-assumption.aspx

only if it's because of me. if he's watching porn then it's just like AHEM DO YOU NOT SEE ME YOU IGNORAMUS.
Hope you guys all had a super awesome Thanksgiving! I posted a new story yesterday (thank you to all who gave their thoughts on the title.) I had a masterplan that everyone would be bored while visiting family and inevitably hit Lush on their phones and then read my story. I think it kinda worked. Anyway, thank you to Bill for posting the link yesterday and imma post it again 'cause why not?


https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/blinded-by-assumption.aspx


Uh... yeah. It's really hot. (I think. There comes a time where you write so much porn it's just blah.) But Ms. Galore gave it an RR so it must be vaguely decent.

I'll have coffee, please. TGIF!

I'll have lemonade. I need you guys to help me. I'm on the very cusp of finishing a teacher student story and have two potential titles. Which do you prefer?

LIFE IS JUST A CLASSROOM

or

BLINDED BY ASSUMPTION

Thank you kindly for any input.

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If I could I would


I was just teasing but you're beautiful.

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Hi there, Sara. I'm making pies, myself. I plan on baking a pecan and a pumpkin. Should be appreciated by the family, I presume.

A virgin Hannah for me, and no giggling, BC...


Like I can help it!

Hi Sara. When's this Thanksgiving thing anyway? Do you send food to your friends in the UK??

I agree with you guys about Verbal's latest. Different but sublime.

Curvy, do pom poms appeal to you??

I'll have a Hannah. (Please)

I'm really disappointed that the beautifully constructed OP hasn't gotten back to us. I wanna know what he's thinking about this whole thing.
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Hey, you're the "swimming pool of cum" guy! Promise I won't be dismissive, I was a bit rude last time.

I actually read a story, back in my adolescence, in Penthouse Variations, about a woman who gave blow jobs all day, saved the cum in a shot glass, and when her husband came home she heated it in the toaster oven (I remember that weird detail specifically), poured it over his cock, and licked it off. I had some very early sexual fantasies based on that story.


I've officially seen it all.
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Well, looks like I missed the compeTITion (hmm, perhaps I should make random and slightly immature capitalisation my quirk? Or I suppose I could use this emoji ) Haven't even read anything in ages - apologies to all. I'll try to get to them one day...

Anyway, hope you've all been well! Oh, and I might get in the mood for the cricket, with a beer please Bill.


So nice to see you around, Phil. I'm kinda afraid you'll disappear like Emerson did. Oh, the store room memories. He was sooo good (AT ORGANISATION)

I think is best for you but whatever you pick is cool. Just like whatever you write is cool. Hint hint.

I'll have cola, please. Hopefully I'll get served this time.

Nah cause my workplace is hella fabby and if any freak turns up, they get turned out.
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i think everyone needs a signature texting quirk now. i have my non-capitalization thing going already. smile


Yeah, I wanted to end my every post with the coffee smiley/emoji but then what if I've ordered lemonade? It wouldn't make sense!! I think I'm gonna go for this instead because it sums up a lot of what I say.

Cola, please.

Larry, I've been noticing your 0's instead of o's and found it very amusing. I'm still waiting for Verbal to write a k-less story hint hint hint.

Lemonade, please.
Please stay on topic. If you want to discuss stories, there are plenty of other threads. There's also the think tank for anyone who fancies some healthy debate, drama and argumentation.
I don't think it's at all childish to refer to it as the I-Word. It's no fun to say out loud. Like, it's just not a pretty word. The word unicorn is pretty. Champagne. Fam. Yknow. Some words I love to say and some I can't bear to. Fam fam FAM.