Hi everyone! It's great to see new company! Hope everyone is having/has had a lovely Sunday.
Tea, please.
I wanna say 1 so everyone protests but who am I kidding? I'm a straight up 10, fam.
I'd keep it to myself because the actions of my ancestors do not define me.
Tbh if you're disgusted enough by the category to leave, then fine. Just leave. What I dislike is people trying to create an atmosphere of fear and guilt as if to influence others to also leave. We're all adults here. We know what's going on and we can make our own decisions. We know the risks of being on the site. We don't need to be lectured or made to feel bad just for staying. The site needs money, simple as. If anyone's got a few million spare then that would be helpful. Nothing else is helpful because the decision isn't getting reversed. I think Mike left in a fairly decent way. He didn't make much of a fuss. He did what he felt he had to do. I have little respect for people who are continually saying how disgusted they are only to remain on the site. I don't know what you're trying to achieve. Some people will go. It's a personal decision for everyone. The decision is made so quit whining already.
And because I dislike talking about this subject in what should be a fun thread, this is all i'm saying on the matter here.
Who am I kidding, it's fucking awesome and I just want compliments cause I'm pretentious and needy. So. There. Eyeroll.
You guys need to give me your opinions on my new banner cause if it's crap I'll take it down as I've ALMOST finished a new story.
Home early today!!
Lemonade, please.
I wouldn't try breeding one yourself. And you want to bring it home to the USA. Go for the smuggling. If you're fat, it won't work. If you're not fat, sedate the dog with a LOT of drugs, and stick it under your shirt with some cushions to make it have the appearance of a large stomach. You must be careful with the legs. DO NOT let them hang out from under your shirt. Fold 'em up. Or maybe tie the dog together with some soft rope. Don't hurt the poor thing, though. Wear a long shirt and tuck it into your pants just to make sure. At security, tell them you're pregnant (you're trans, of course) and they won't touch you. But you must be white for this to work. Otherwise, you're screwed. Good luck and God bless.
Anyone wanna drink lemonade with me?
I've never watched such a video or fantasised about such things. Scandalous.
I'm with Sara - so done with today. Lemonade, please. Anyone wanna give me a massage? A NECK massage? I do have a pretty hot neck. Just sayin'.
Have fun at rehearsal! 
