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i'm so glad Laura's back!

needless to say, I expect ALL of you patrons to enter the new competition. i'm going all out Flick again. i'll sit this one out because winning two in a row just isn't ladylike but i'm serious. EVERYONE!!!!
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i can't even explain. my mind races with inappropriateness. thank god for self-control.
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Quote by pinker
sad

This is so strange as a guy the thought of having a dick in my mouth is gross and repulsive.
I guess it's a woman's natural thing not to find it gross.

*sigh
All my life I thought it was a lie when women said this. I thought they were pretending to like it.
Even when I watch porn I still think sometimes they are pretending to like it.
*sigh




well, perhaps it's cause you're straight. do you like being on the receiving end? and what do you think about going down on a woman?
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Quote by ShamelessFlirt


If you go back to Oceans post he was quoting Seeker stating "Hannah would go down nicely. Seeker may have only been ordering coffee, but he also served up a delicious pun which Ocean immediately gobbled up.

It's really quite simple.


Mostly correct, only a Hannah is a drink named after a wonderful young lady who writes awesomely and who has a legion of salivating, masturbating, adoring fans who would rob banks for her. Not that she'd ask, because money is the root of all evil etc etc.

Anyway, the Hannah drink is something like grenadine, club soda and lemonade. Can't quite remember what else. I know for sure it's non alcoholic.

I'll have one, please.
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Quote by Verbal


Maybe Ms. Love has got something special going on, but I got no karma, no starry crown, just a need for coffee.

Special K will, I think, be fine. Just a hunch. These writerly types, I hear, see things deeply, feel things deeply. Process it through writing, and then leave us readerly types with the great gift of a story. The story is tidily structured, sadly the process is not.

"Writing is like juggling. When you spill something, make it look like part of the act." - Tim Robbins

Did I mention a need for coffee?


This the most relatable post ever. I'm going to screenshot it. Have it as my desktop. Also, I cannot express quite how much I like being called Special K. It's right up there with H-Town.

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Our hearts, among other body parts, rejoice at the news Hannah has recovered from her sinking spell. I echo the advice of Sister Love. Don't leave us, but try something a bit different while still coming in here for cyber drinks , illusionary inspiration,and pseudo advice.



Other body parts?

With regards to the contest... hmm. I think an autumn one may be feasible. Something where it has to be set in a koffee shop where people are drinking those spiced pumpkin latte caramel things and eating gingerbread etc. while leaves plummet from trees in a mad gale. (I started off gentle, then went mental. Hmm.)

I'll have a... erm... iced cola, please.
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Quote by IAMLOVE


You'll find your inspiration and mojo again, I promise. Try new stuff, take a new way to work, do something different, pamper yourself.

Make small but positive changes that you will like, to make your life easier.

You are doing something that matters, writing.

I think you should put your work together and try to find a publisher. Also, writing in a very desirable field, whatever that is, may help get your foot into the door. Love you. Hth





thank you for the lovely advice, M. i think i'm going to definitely do the pampering thing. cold ice cream, hot bath? god, i can't even wait.
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Quote by IAMLOVE


What's wrong, honey?


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You sound entirely unironic, Hannah, but do sound both sick and kinda sad. I am sorry the person meant to drink the second carrot and celery juice never showed up.

We are all very fond of you here. You do wonderful things all the time. Your moving and nuanced writing is just a very small example.

Feel better dear.


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Dearly beloved, let us pause to send positive vibes, whisper restorative incantations, or indulge in some old-fashioned prayer for the stomach lining of poor, Sister Hannah. No doubt she's either tossing and turning, unable to get to sleep, or making hurried, frequent trips to the nearest 'comfort roon' following that double dose of 'healthy' carrot and celery juice.

I'm sure we're all moved by the tender expressions of concern by Iamlove and Verbal. No doubt they have axquire positive Karma or maybe some stars in their crowns.



I do apologise for such an emotional outpouring. I blame the juice which I'm never drinking again. (And only ONE bathroom trip ensued, thank you Bill) I guess I'm just tired of life going on and in the same circles. I know it's silly and impatient but I really want to do something that matters and I just can't seem to. I haven't written in a while and I miss people but then I don't really want to see them either. I know i'm getting a little deep here. I should be going to work. I'm kutting it very klose.

Kan I have koffee to go?

And Margot and Verbal kan have whatever they want too. And you too, Bill.
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no drink for me. just drank two glasses of carrot and celery juice. one was meant for somebody else but they never showed up. now i'm going to make and eat some soup all alone. maybe not. my tummy feels funny after that juice. MY LIFE IS A JOKE. MY LIFE IS A LIE. I NEED TO DO SOMETHING WONDERFUL BUT I JUST CAN'T.
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It's Hannah's fault. everything was nice and normal until she started messing about with my throne.


anything that's associated with you just drives me mad with desire, i'm afraid. i can't get enough of your throne. or your cookies. or your cat ears. or that app that tracks your phone. also, you're so pretty.
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ps - please tell Hannah to stop sitting on my throne while i'm away. she's been leaving cookie crumbs on the cushion...


i was only keeping it warm for you. ungrateful, much?

cold lemonade, please. i've had a... trying bank holiday weekend.
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Well that is sofa-king considerate!


that joke was worth it.

sofa-king...
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Thanks for considering it.


Who said anyone's considering it?
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I plan to make myself comfortable, Thanks!


I found you a sofa.

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Ah, Bill. I just used "nah, fam" in a complete sentence. H. is invading my brain. Cider me.


Heh. The masterplan is taking effect.

Jen, I'll buy you unlimited Hannahs for the rest of the week to make up for it.
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Quote by HeraTeleia
Ah, Bill. I just used "nah, fam" in a complete sentence. H. is invading my brain. Cider me.


Heh. The masterplan is taking effect.

Jen, I'll buy you unlimited Hannahs for the rest of the week to make up for it.
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C., I'm just going to say that H. is a solid nine hour flight from me, and I'm still plagued with nightmares of her chewing on my ankles. Or getting together with Sprite and kneecapping me. Just saying.



Jen, I'm not a cannibal! However, despite you being so tall, I'd totally aim for the neck rather than the ankles. Idk why. Maybe I'm a closet vampire who doesn't know she's in a closet.

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I hope all is well with rump regulars. I have missed you all.



I've missed you too, Gil! So glad you've returned.

Where's Phil these days? I haven't seen him around these parts in a while. I've very nearly given up on Emerson too. (Just in case: Hi Emerson ) And what about Margot?

I'll have coffee, please.

AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAURA!!!

https://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst56405_HAPPY-BIRTHDAY-LAURADJ-THE-FIRST-LADY-OF-NZ.aspx
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Beekeeper's Daughter by The All American Rejects. Tyson Ritter is sexy as fuck in that video. I so would. Many times. Many ways. Hell. Yes.
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Quote by oceanrunner


a little bush is always good.

don't mind me, am feeling punchy.


I'll happily punch you for that atrocious comment
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Slightly early but whatever. Happy birthday to Laura (my BFF, RIGHT?!) who is now 23 and ancient. Hope you have a great day and try to eat cake instead of salivating over that weird Stephen Colbert dude.





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