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browncoffee
17 hours ago
Straight Female, 31
England
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Nicely done. One of the better banners I've seen on here. Your own handiwork?
I think a cuba libre would go well about now, Rump. And get the lovely Hannah here whatever she wants. My tab.
Wow thanks so much Scott! Yes, I made the banner but I didn't draw the little London icons or anything. Just pushed it all together on Photoshop. I'm so glad you like it, and thank you chesh, too.
I'll have a Hannah, thank you.
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Why are you all being weirdly nice about me?!
I have so many pieces of stories and poems and collaborations and it's probably gonna be a year before you see anything new. Then there's my comp entry idea. And chesh's story. Yeah, he only stalks me down alleys to force me to write about him. Guy thinks he's a hung unicorn or something. I don't even know. (Love you really, fam.)
Hope all is well with everyone, especially you Jen!
Anyway. I'll have some Schweppes lemonade, please.
I have so many pieces of stories and poems and collaborations and it's probably gonna be a year before you see anything new. Then there's my comp entry idea. And chesh's story. Yeah, he only stalks me down alleys to force me to write about him. Guy thinks he's a hung unicorn or something. I don't even know. (Love you really, fam.)
Hope all is well with everyone, especially you Jen!
Anyway. I'll have some Schweppes lemonade, please.
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Even I watched him in this! Loved him with Catwoman. And more recently, his part in Big Bang. Top guy. RIP.
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The idea of H. and Her Royal Spriteness together makes me very, very afraid. I swear that after my youngest was hit by a car I was genuinely terrified of telling H. that I wasn't submitting a poem for the "Passion" comp. Figured she might very well hop a flight out of Heathrow for the express purpose of kneecapping me, youngest having been hit by a car or no.
I really don't know why people have this idea that I'm some kind of monster. I'm DELIGHTFUL. SAY IT. SING IT FROM THE BOTTOM OF YOUR GODDAMN LUNGS.
HANNAH IS A FUCKING DELIGHT
SHE'S FRIENDS WITH SPRITE
(ALSO A DELIGHT)
FROM THEM, EMITS LIGHT
AS THEY ARE WONDERFUL AND BRIGHT
THEY LIGHT UP THE NIGHT
AND THIS WEBSITE
IF YOU THINK I'M NOT RIGHT
WE CAN HAVE A FIGHT
(blame, Gil and Margot. They're the ones who've been demanding more poetry from me.)
Lemonade, please.
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Quote by sprite
Depression, ptsd, a short break up with the wife, and an attempt at a new med prescription which actually made everything so much worse. getting it all sorted now, although things are still a little unsettled. Moving forward as always, now.
Excellent news. Nothing matters but kitty ears and cake anyway. And have a Hannah. Take that as you will. If you want a drink, lemonade should hit the spot though. ;)
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Hi new girl Dani! Hi regulars! Hi Rumple! Hi Hannah! Hi anyone I missed! I'll have a Hannah. You can take that however you want. ;)
FYI, i was having some issues for a bit, so pretty quiet, but they seem to be sorting themselves out, so hopefully, I'll be around more? Not sure, but working on it!Be around more if there were free drinks and spankings, btw - hint hint. *sets my best kitty ears on Hannah's head, sits on her lap* mew? *giggles*
I'm so glad you're back. *strokes you furiously*
Me, you and Margot need to do something wild. Idk what. Suggestions welcome.
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Hi Danica! 
Hope all you guys are well. Picked some strawberries today. I'm gangsta like that.
I'll have a Hannah, please.
Hope all you guys are well. Picked some strawberries today. I'm gangsta like that.
I'll have a Hannah, please.
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We're forming a coalition with the Conservative Party?
Can't be. We're definitely too fabulous for them.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
It's dawn in the desert. A joyous TGIF greeting to all.
Hannah, mega-congrats on the strong showing by your man, Jeremy Corbyn and his Labor Party, in the UK election yesterday. Your new power as a most 'ImMODest' mod is exceeded only by your recent elevation to 'Awesomeness' ar maybe by that new rank/handle.
Thanks Bill and Shawn too. Corbyn did good but as a greedy young revolutionary I wanted more. I wanted him to be my Prime Minister. So you have an unhappy and immodest Hannah amongst you today. I was up most of the night and really optimistic until the last couple of hours. These Tories are a bunch of fucking hypocritical bastards but hey, life goes on.
I would very much like some lemonade if you please.
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Argh. The election has gone better than expected but Tory numbers have started going up. I'm going to sleep now.
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Please put it on Hannah's tab, who is the newest member of the mod team. She wanted me to let everyone know that you should contact her directly with any and all site-related questions, concerns, and complaints.
Get your hands off my tab. Please note, that since I'm now a mod, I DO have the power to kill you without ever getting caught. So no more of your cheek, old man.
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It's an old American tradition to get dead drunk on election day. Thanks to the web, we no longer need to limit that to US elections. So what'll y'all have to drink to celebrate this memorable day?
Okay, big moment here, guys. If my homeboy Jeremy Corbyn wins this election (and I don't mean outright, it can be a coalition I don't give a fuck so long as the Tories are out) I will have a real drink. If not, I'm going to cry loads and you might not ever hear from me again. Idk if it's possible for you to understand how much this means to me. This guy is DA MAN. He's just so fucking awesome.
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From what I hear, you're going to need to start hitting something stronger than the P&G Tips since joining the mod team. I suggest something like a good pear or apple hard cider followed by a double shot of good bourbon...the bar I like to go to (and may have possibly probably involved in "Tension") calls this particular drink combination The Cider House Rules.
It's delicious.
This. I will have The Cider House Rules if Jezza gets in. Thanks, Jen.
Hope everyone else is well. So glad that chesh78 is here! (The guy's really cool but don't tell him that 'cause he might get arrogant and leave.)
I'm really nervous about this election. My worse half has decided to have an 'election party' whereby we stay up late watching the results come out. I don't know if I'll be able to handle the tension. But I won't be able to sleep either. I've never felt so excited/nervous.
EDIT: Have you guys seen my forum rank?!
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I once ordered what I thought was twelve pencils. Ended up with twelve packs of twelve. 144 pencils; now THAT'S a surprise load. I still have at least 100 brand new ones.
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I take it very seriously. My characters aren't just hot folk. They have minds and issues and loads of other stuffs. Sometimes my stories aren't even hot at all. They're just rambling monologues.
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Just another Friday evening, right? ;)
Shhh. Don't worry, I'll change your name in the story.