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browncoffee
21 hours ago
Straight Female, 31
England

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Hello, hello, hello. Thanks for the lemonade, Bill. Why dontcha have one yourself too?

Just submitted a new story. It's been almost a MONTH since my last. (shock, horror)
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I will buy Ms. Hannah a drink in honor of her Awesomeness. I hope she remembers me. Remember, the guy with the infinite crush on Joelle Van Dyne?


I'll have lemonade, thank you. Of course I remember you! Desiccated coconut, fam!!!
Thank you so much, Annie. I'll definitely buy you a drink! I'll just sit here in Sprite's throne whilst Shawn finds me my own robes and tiara. Did I mention how much I love all of you? I'll have tea, please.
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one of my favorite series of all time, up there with Power Play!


*clears throat furiously*

But it is probably the best series on the site. Ravenstar is incredible!
Just want to say thank you to everyone who has posted here. It's really really nice of you and every time I feel grumpy I shall just come to this thread and bask in the beauty of your words. Thanks so much.
Hello everyone. Hope you're all well! Any chance I can get a faux fur lined robe and a crown now that I'm officially awesome?
It's A Wonderful Life
Saving Mr Banks
The Parent Trap (Lohan)
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
Rocky 5
Rush Hour
The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe
Requiem For a Dream
Bride Wars
Taxi
That he simply cannot cook. However God loves a trier and maybe one day me saying "This is wonderful,' will be the truth. If he's reading this, I'm just kidding to be funny.
You guys here at the bar are the awesome ones. Do you really think I would have stuck around long if Bill hadn't have named a drink after me?! Thank you all so much for being a part of my life. I love this bar.

Can we get free Hannahs for everyone?? Please?

And Mike? I expect evidence of that email or else you're just another of my fanboys (all of whom I love. Ahem.)
Omg. First off, Bethany wins for saying 'fam'.

Uh... I really don't know what to say. I just have fun tbh. I like this site and so many people have been really nice to me and my writing and I just enjoy coming on here. I've also made some really rather good friends which I love. Anyway, I guess the site is the awesome thing really. I'm just awesome by association. Have a nice weekend, fam.

(If anyone else wants to be awesome, all you have to do is send Rach a box of kittens.)
Thank you Shawn and Curvy for being so kind about my avatar. I'll pass on the doughnuts. I need abs.

Writing a new piece but struggling to make it graphically sexual.

Tea, please.
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I love it, it's gorgeous. You're gorgeous, inside and out.


Aww, Margot! It really isn't me in the avatar but you're so lovely. Join me?

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A NEW AVATAR!!!

What does this mean? Does this reflect a change in the Hannah it represents (the woman, not the drink)?

And how goes Infinite Jest?


Yes, I am a changed woman. I now live in Venice, drive a Ferrari, smoke fancy cigarettes and drink lemonade at tables outside quaint canalside cafes whilst ogling handsome Italian men. Sigh.

No, I was tired of my avatar looking at me accusingly like, 'Why have you picked me to be your avatar, bitch?' so I changed to this one which is me, by the way. Yeah, I know! I'm pretty hot, aren't I?! (Joking, btw. Calm down, fam.)

Uh... honestly, I haven't moved much on Infinite Jest. It's on the bottom shelf of my bedside table and looks at me accusingly (much like my ex-avatar). I will get to it. I'll probably read some tonight. I do want to know if Gately and Joelle hook up and FUUUCCCCKKK. (I've mentioned that before, haven't I?)

Yeah. So. Bear with me, Jeff!

I look forward to Ailing Amy, Bill! Sounds like a good story. smile
Happy birthday to an utterly beautiful, delightful and wonderful person. I love ya, Bethany!
Lol I don't think the kilt matters. If he's a tall, handsome Scot with a drawling accent, who gives a fuck what he's wearing?
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Well, I just got back from taking BrownCoffee her order. It wasn't far, but I got 》ahem《 distracted.

And now I need something stronger myself ;)


Thank you, Annie. You were most delightful.

I'll have a Hannah and get one for Margot too if she fancies joining me. It's been too long!!