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browncoffee
22 hours ago
Straight Female, 31
England

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Nah fam. That's kinda .

And she'd have to be a very deep sleeper. Or sedated. As I said, kinda .
Morning morning all! Bank holiday for us today and your resident favourite patron (me) is still in bed and will have coffee with sugar and milk and chocolate sprinkles. I'm so low maintenance.
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OF COURSE you can write a story from the opposite gender's point of view! How different can it be???


I've seen great examples of this tbh.
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On Monday May 22 a suicide bomber exploded a device outside the Manchester Arena as happy young people were leaving a concert by Arianna, killing 22 people and seriously injuring 59. Some commentators think that people should be outraged, others seek to blame all Muslims. But Mancunians are not like that, and people of all faiths and none stand united against hatred and violence. There have been public vigils and churches have opened their doors for all who wish to spend a few moments in thought and prayer, including my own church where many Muslims as well as Christians came in to light a candle or sign the book of condolence. Life will go on as normal in a city of many cultures and colours, and public events will take place as usual - tonight thousands will be at a pop concert at Old Trafford, the home of Manchester United Football Club, and tomorrow thousands more will take part in the Manchester 10k race to raise money for charities.

I'll have a pint of Joseph Holts mild please barman, and ask you to raise a glass with me to the citizens of Manchester, a truly great city.



Thank you for this eloquent and beautiful post.

I'll raise a glass with you but mine will have to be water. It's late!
Claw-gasm. For when he's just not finishing and you have to dig your nails into his back in a clawlike fashion. Turns out someone DOES like a little pain. Heh.
I want to make a joke about something like 'arms' as in weapons but I can't think of anything. Boo.
How about the whoregasm? Makes a client think they've actually pleasured you. Lol.
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I tried all those fixes -- NONE of them worked. But thank you!


Perhaps if when the username pops up in the drop down list and is highlighted, you hit the Delete key?
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You wanna join me for a cup of coffee or tea or something?


For sure!
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(slides over a tall lemonade) Sorry you had a rough weekend, BC. Just proves that life can sometimes be tough even for the young, gifted and good looking. ;)

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Thank you, Bill. Young, gifted and good-looking. I need a bumper sticker. Then again, I don't have a car. Hm.

Tea, if you can be bothered.
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Do you call the short version of economics "econs"?


Mathematics is plural. Therefore 'maths' is correct.

Don't you get cheeky wiv Laura, Mike. We're BFFs now.
Duran Duran? I think I've heard one of their songs. "Who do you live when you come undone?" Something like that. Good song.
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Sure thing, bestie! We can play tennis and netball together. I'm sure the guys would like us in our netball uniforms. I'm Wing Defence by the way, so too bad if that's your position!


Oh that's fine! I'm happy as wing attack!
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BC, who or what is 'Lahm' Your aging, clueless barkeep wants to know.




As Shawn was saying: Philip Lahm, a German footballer. (Soccer player to you crazy Americans.)
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I don't have any friends.


I don't have any either. Mebbe we could be BFF's? We are the same age after all...
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There are two stories I can think of straight away. Sadly, neither one is still on the site.

Hannah, it's a great question! Not your fault that readers won't own up to certain, ahem, activities!


thank you thank you for reviving this thread! You're the best.