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browncoffee
8 hours ago
Straight Female, 31
England

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Quote by Burquette


There you go... all cleaned up. smile

Now that I'm drunk with power, I'd like to be drunk with liquor. I love dirty martinis but only if you leave out the special ingredient. Can I have a clean, dirty martini please?


you're my hero. or heroine. the non-drug kind.
jesus Christ. just throw me outta the bar. FIVE FUCKING POSTS!

I need a Hannah as well as a lemonade.

I'm so fucking embarrassed. Any mods around here? SAVE ME!
Hey everyone!

Well, I read Burquette and Verbal's new pieces last night and ADORED both of them. Excellent writing all around. And I read Laura's RR too which is astoundingly good. Also, her voice (I think it's her voice and not a friend's?) is the prettiest damn thing and I'm so envious.

I need some cold lemonade, please.
Quote by oceanrunner


was just talking to someone today about how reading your work aloud is good for proofreading, but I don't do it because I feel silly, esp w the sex stuff. I commented that possibly having someone else read you your own draft on while you took notes on how it sounded, might be effective, and kind of sexy and fun.


or you could just use a phone? you just want to have sexy video calls. men!

(I hate )
Quote by MostPreciousLittle


OMG! Hugs sweetie!

Whatever Hannah wants! Why are you so thirsty? Lol



Heyyyyy!

Let's both have Schweppes lemonade on ice.
Quote by PhilU


I am immune to Hannah's charms.


oh really, Hanson? i seem to recall someone sleeping for me as well as writing a poem.
I still need to read Burquette and Verbal's new pieces.

Mike, I'll have 18 coca cola's. You're so nice, fam.
Quote by seeker4


I try not to. I post it and leave to wait for the email notification. People get nervous when they see a gorilla pacing slightly frantically in the bar glancing at the front page every so often and muttering.LfHBQ3yu1NERgaeP


thank you for making me laugh.. smile
Quote by Burquette


I finished my Hannah. I think maybe a tea to follow?


are you trying to seduce me?! I will have tea too! Congrats on the RR!
Quote by TheAngryishLover


That's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a 'what are you apologising for? I've never gotten off quicker' type reply

Also, serious question...is 'fam' short for family? IE an old school 'no worries, blud'?


yup. like homies? your peoples? I'm no expert. i never say it out loud lol. except to my 16 year old sister who rolls her eyes and makes me feel eternally embarrassed. it's a hard life, fam.
Quote by TheAngryishLover


And instead, you got me. 'Soz' (as the kids would say)


that's okay, fam. i forgive you.

I think this is something the site might be testing? I can't believe it's an ad.
seems an odd and misleading place for an advert to be. i clicked and nothing happened. was hoping i might see someone putting on a show. by someone, i totally mean Chris Martin.

well there's a rather simple explanation, mike.

I hated you intensely for writing such a good reluctance story so i created three new accounts, gave you a 2 a 4 and a 4 (i was gonna give three 1's but that felt obvious), anyway, then you did something nice - can't remember what - so i felt bad and deleted the accounts.

you're welcome and have a great day!
Phil you're hilarious. please do not get a life if it changes you at all. tennis is third? Come on people. this is lush! In which other sport do competitors wear shorts and skirts and make sex noises?! Y'all need to figure out your priorities.

A Hannah, please. I'm wondering what has happened to my life and what i should do about it. sigh.
I would avoid switching unless it's in different chapters. Even then, proceed with caution. I'm sure you're a good enough writer to get your point across anyway. Just work at it. smile
What language is this? What do all these names mean? Do you still serve Hannahs?
Just about to go to bed but i know you all missed me so so much and thought i would pop by for a nice cup of tea. thanks, bill.

Mike, you could send people on a scavenger hunt all around the site! Like which hot reluctance writer wrote a Series Award winning story featuring a man named Scott? Or... which of browncoffee's stories DOESN'T contain spanking? Obviously you would include questions without me in them but just a thought. It would be tricky but exciting too. You could throw in some really obscure ones which only the serious competitors will get. Whaddaya think? Reject my idea at your peril.

Where's that tea?
Why the hell would it matter? A man isn't defined by his cock just as a woman isn't defined by her tits. ffs.