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browncoffee
11 hours ago
Straight Female, 31
England

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Hm. Thanks Lulu! But i wore shorts!

Love the new avatar, Laura. Any chance i can convince you to come out of retirement? smile
Just putting out a final list of Rumplations competition poems if anyone needs to catch up on reading. This is the last list, thank God!

Milik_the_Red - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/when-shall-we-wake.aspx
Sprite - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/let-me-be-your-juliet.aspx
Gillianleeeza - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/passions-two-faces.aspx
Verbal - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/beyond-1.aspx
MostPreciousLittle - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/invisible-ink.aspx
Burquette - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/its-never-just-a-fuck.aspx
RumpleForeskin - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/adieu-alan.aspx
VirgoGo - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/theater-of-war.aspx
Lauradj - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/if-you-really-see-eurydice.aspx
Oceanrunner - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/instruments-of-pain.aspx
Buz - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/crucified-for-your-love.aspx
Lilly - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/consumed-by-passion.aspx
TonyaL - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/what-is-passion-1.aspx
curvygalore - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/dancin-the-blues.aspx
LYFBUZ - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/the-exquisite-consequence-of-desire.aspx
Simplicity - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/the-man-i-love.aspx
GoNE68 - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/passions-promise.aspx
honeydipped - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/tempestuous.aspx
PhilU - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/throws-of-passion.aspx
apptobebad - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/a-love-resounding.aspx
Green_Man - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/flayed-to-the-bone.aspx

If I've missed anyone I will be furious. Off to play tennis!
Well. I wrote a new piece. Rather avant-garde I think.

It's entitled SMOKE and concerns two people who meet after ten years. Back in the day, he was a party animal while she was a wallflower. Will things have changed now that they're adults?? Only one way to find out.

Lol

It features the following:

Trains
Cigarettes
Coffee
Parties
Lemonade
Sex
Art

If you like any of the above... well, wtf have you got to lose?!

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/smoke.aspx
Quote by RumpleForeskin


BC, one icey lemonade coming up. So what are your plans for the weekend? Nosey Rumplators want to know...probably. ;)


Yes, all my fans can now know that my exciting weekend as a celebrity smut author will consist of:

Chores
Tennis
Laundry

And if I'm lucky, a wander around my local library.

Just submitted a new piece. Might get rejected. If not, I hope you like it.

Hey, Margot. How's things?
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It was the first story I ever posted on Lush!!! Once I wrote a second story I took it down, because it wasn't really erotica, and had been previously published. I will send it to you if you like (it's very short). You can contrast and compare! But you describe it correctly, so I'm sure you read it. That was like 3 years ago, though.



oh please do! I remembered it while reading Fuckkitty and really want to read it again!
Quote by sprite
Depends. do i know her? is she just some random stranger? is she drunk? is she hot? does she spell lesbians with an apostrophe?


you know her. it's me. moderately hot. not drunk. only uses an apostrophe in lesbians when saying something condescending and referring to a girl by her sexuality. e.g. "The lesbian's forgotten her hat!"
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I wrote a story about that which got published, years ago. I'd tell you the title but then you'd be able to find my real name and stalk me in a very Tracy Flick-ish-like manner, offering me cupcakes and running against me for class president and stuff.

I have one of your stories on my fave list too. smile Probably more will be added, when I read more of yours.


but... but... did you post a version on lush? Or did i stumble across your work in real life? I can't remember and it's killing me! There was something about the apartment smelling like cats? And she had loads of cats, ex lovers of course, and he saw their eyes watching him in the dark. omg verbal don't do this to meeee!

btw thanks so much, Shawn! have a Hannah on.me!
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Thanks Jen. The male protagonist is kinda single minded in his pursuit. He's not cruel or unkind, but he is a bit of a dick. He lies to her to get her into bed (gasp!)! She is, thankfully, one step ahead of him all the way.

It's from his POV, but she's the star.

And...at the beginning I was toying with the idea he WOULD turn into a cat. .


i SWEAR i read a story about that happening. i think it was on lush too!

and btw, a massive TWO of your stories are on my favourites list, verbal. smile
Quote by Green_Man


I tried to tell you that checking your own does not count. Only visits from other people. Oh, and by the way, only one visit per day/per person will count. Sorry. narcism is a waste when it comes to profile views.


ah well. thanks for letting me know.
I wouldn't post here if it wasn't for the comments/feedback. The sort of response i got on my story NO WAY IN really made me feel like we are a community of writers here. I love when someone points out something they feel is off or appreciates a message or even just a phrase i was trying to get across.
Quote by 69Kisses96


Not true. You have a nice profile and you may not be perfect, but narcissism is not a trait of yours. In fact, I have an idea.


You are so kind!

But, I calculated that with my 11,391 views and 187 days here and one wonderful calculator, it is quite feasible that I've been checking my own profile approximately 61 times a day.
Quote by Lauradj


Also, thanks to Hannah and her use of the word 'fam' it has now rubbed off on me, and I find myself using that term. Thanks, babes.



I'm so glad! that's awesome! (to the slightly more 'life-experienced' people here (cough, Mike, cough) 'fam' means 'your peoples' AKA 'homies'. etc.)

Thank you, Jen, for linking NO WAY IN in your signature line. That's such a beautiful gesture.

I'm feeling a little lousy.

I'll have coffee. With sugar and cream and chocolate sprinkles. Do you guys have the 'Flake' by Cadbury (KRAFT!) in the US? If so, stick one of those in, please.
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Err, yes, Hannah, Irish Coffee does, traditionally, contain, in part, Irish whiskey. (shakes head) But no problem. Tawny has volunteered to take care of it for you. Meanwhile, what about a mug of coffee with some hot chocolate topped by whipped cream. Plenty of sugar and caffine to kick start you toward the finish line at work.



oh, Bill. you know how to make a girl happy.
duh. how else will my legion of fans know what i'm doing every moment of the day? someone has to give those guys a hard on.
Oh, Irish coffee has whiskey? Could you make me a regular coffee instead? I do apologise.
Quote by oceanrunner


Never gonna give up.


omg. omg. if it wasn't for verbal, i wouldn't have followed that link. o. m. g.

i love Rick astley!!
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Just click and see.


eh. the link says all i need to know. besides, i only read reluctance.