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browncoffee
3 weeks ago
Straight Female, 32
England

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Just scrolled down the page and am trying to get my eyesight back to normal after encountering Ping's psycho-doodly cat. I think it erased 2 or 3 plot ideas completely. Fried the relevant brain circuits!

Yesterday was my birthday. Even multiplying all my fingers and toes several times didn't get me to whatever my current age is supposed to be so I gave up. I'm just officially old +1 more year. At least I remembered my birthday this year! Actually had a nice time as my son was in town from Denver for work. Finally got to crack open the bottle of decent French champagne I've had sitting around for 3 years or so waiting for the "right" moment.

He bought us (and installed!) an Amazon Firestick and introduced my wife and I to the joys of bingewatching. Since the weekend we've watched an entire season of two Brit shows on Netflix -- The Bodyguard and Broadchurch. Thriller/drama type shows, lots of psychological tension.

Time for a Guiness, I think, with a Jameson shooter.



Happy birthday! We should have a party!
This guy can WRITE. If you don't read him, you're honestly missing out on something special.
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RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE.

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you should write an entry about your wife (me)
Have you had sex with a woman at all before? It's okay to say you'll be gentle but seriously, you wouldn't want to injure someone. If it really is so huge that girls run scared, maybe you should consider surgery.
Quote by DazzlingLove
31 years. I'll never forget because I was inspired by Monica on Friends lol


I so loved Monica and Richard together.
Idk about other women but I definitely prefer a cleaner, smooth look. It's just nicer and more attractive to me.
Congratulations! I love when writers collaborate, it's just so interesting to see how two authors work together. Especially since I really liked both of you anyway. The story was excellent! You should do lotsssssss more. smile
Quote by Ping
Rumpleforeskin Medieval Players partying cast 'n drinking crew

Dani - sprite
Tyrion - Verbs
The Hound - Ping
NIght King -
Jon Snow -
Cersei -
Jaime -
Arya -
Sansa -
Littlefinger -
Bran -
Samwell -
Davos -
Dormund -
Brienne -

So many more... pick one. Name your character. We leave on tour soon enough.

Given Gill's penchant for all things ice, The Ice Queen would be a nice twist. We'll wait until she formally approves.

Who else?


Let me be sansa! I don't watch it but she seems cool.
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I'm now entirely obsessed with finding out what else they (and other pharma companies) make. Oral hygiene stuff, vitamins, and meds is all I could find on a quick Google. Lol I'll let you know if you're nerdily interested too.

That said, I'd try it. But I'd try almost anything once! :P


If they make any kind of food or confectionery I'm going to be very suspicious. Ribena's pretty nice though, I like to think it's healthy cause it's got fruit in it This is going off on a tangent lol but wasn't coca cola originally medicinal??
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Ooh, this is me. I can not only testify that I am indeed incredible, but that I would be very honoured, lol.

(Also very modest. Hannah (my wife) has been rubbing off on me)


Rubbing off?! Omg I can't believe you said that

Lol you guys make an awesome team, keep them coming! (Please)
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Fans of teasing and edging, with tension cranked up high, need to check out "Dirty Girl". Each delicious moment between the characters unfolds at the perfect pace to ratchet tension and deliver an explosive payoff. Don't miss out on this deliriously sexy escapade from browncoffee.

Uhh, how's that?


I don't think I can afford you.
I actually had no idea Ribena came from GSK until I just googled it. That's interesting. Buz, it's basically a fruit cordial made from blackcurrants. You guys should try it!

Tea, please.
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Lots of bourbon last night as we played never have I ever. Been awhile since I've played a drinking game, unfortunately. Always fun. But I have a big girl pants kind of day today and need the entire vat of coffee. Lol I'll clean it when I'm done, I promise. biggrin


Never have I ever played never have I ever lol but that's usually because I drink alone. It seems like a fun game though. I hope your day goes well. heart

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Morning all! BB is all sorted (sludge saved for Carl) and so we have fresh coffee for our own Browncoffee and her great new story which has an RR! smile It really is excellent and just the thing to go with your morning cuppa.


Thank you so much! I was terribly nervous about it after I submitted it but you make me want to write more.

I feel like ribena with sparkling water lol I know that's so random. Do Americans know what ribena is?!
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What an awesome welcome back!!!
Thank you, browncoffee ?






You're very very welcome!
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Such a sweet gesture Hannah but don't worry, I'm most confident in the dark corners of your true desires.




Dark?! Me? I am filled with pure white light.jwfejsRdn9cCqxGq
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Thank you verbs smile I went ahead and went with a sort of humourous title
and then closed my eyes and hit submit :)



I can never think of a title!! Sometimes I go on thesaurus.com to find other words for stuff like addictive lol it's bad. And yeah, closing your eyes while submitting...I get that!
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Greetings and best wishes to all who already have, are in the process of ingesting, will soone be partaking of Carl's waffles.

Got this new story notice. The writer's pretty good. Check it out. ;)


You are following browncoffee and they have just published a new story:

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/-dirty-girl-.aspx




He's talking about me!! So this wasn't the story that was two stories in one but just something I felt inspired to write over the last week. I might have rushed it but it has lots of sex and not much plot so if that's your thing you might like it lol

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/-dirty-girl-.aspx

Happy Sunday everyone! Is Mike still paying for drinks??? Cause if so I'm quite thirsty.
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sprite and I just grabbed an EP for Purr!

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fetish/-purr-.aspx

It's hot and weird. Like me. smile sprite too, I assume, though I won't speak for her.

Drinks're on me all weekend (and by me, I mean the long lost Oceanrunner, whose presence--and tab--I still miss from time to time)! I'll have a Ghidorah!


Yes yes yes!!! You guys deserved it! Such a great story I'll have köffee with you. And if drinks are still on Mike I'll also have lemönade and also seven mojitos. Congratulations! Happy Friday everyone!
So many stories to get to! Gill, your weekend sounds perfect, hope you have a great time. I'm so tired. Good night lol
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I bring my love flowers every Friday. It's a cheap $6 bouquet from Walmart, but it's become a ritual, of her cutting them and arrranging them before we go out on our Friday night date.


That's so beautiful.
P.s. Tonya, congratulations to your adorable little girl! Though IMHO she clearly deserved first place. smile