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browncoffee
15 hours ago
Straight Female, 31
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Oh Verbal i don't mind being called dude. It makes me feel kinda cool. There have been issues with that audio. It's pretty long and so good the site can't handle it lol. It might be downloadable but if not I can email it to you. i don't know why you'd want that! Lol.
Thanks so much, Tonya! My friend jimmasters narrated it for me. He's lovely.

A lemonade, please.
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Infinite Jest, a 1996 novel by American writer David Foster Wallace



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I think we are all on the same wavelength here.


if you say so. the word 'groped' to me automatically gives the idea of unwanted physical attention, especially when you're saying it's happening in public. e.g. if 'he groped her tits' and he was her boyfriend, that'd be fine. but you didn't make it clear in your first post that this was consensual groping between lovers or whatnot.

anyway. yeah, i have no issue with my other half grabbing my ass in public, so long as it's not in front of my parents. as for grabbing anything else, it wouldn't kill him to wait for privacy. it would be unkind and humiliating if other people were watching. that's NOT very gentlemanly and i would NOT appreciate it and he would NOT be getting any.
gross!

idk about these religion things. any thought of God when i'm being ahem (sexual) is enough to put me right off.

the only common thing about religion and sex is ah... being on your knees.

lol.
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And err, Hannah, I thought we discussed some rules when I became your bodyguard. I refer to Rules 1 to 17 which are all variants on "Don't Pick a Fight with Sprite!". Sigh, I guess there's only one thing to do in this situation...

*Hides behind bar*



oh dear. i do apologise. i forgot all those rules.

i'll have a Hannah please and please give Phil a shot of neat bravery on ice.
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I literally said "awww" when I saw this. What an excellent choice for an AA! She writes so well, her comments on other stories are always so warm and generous, and she knows her way around a gun, which is just plain hot. Congrats Jen.


omg it SO is!
OH MY GOD YOU TWO ARE SO SWEET!

OH I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER TO SEE THIS THREAD

IT'S SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR LOVE (in a non-creepy way)

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*blushing* Thank you, Bill, but that's actually Mike's, I think. The collaboration with Hannah? I was just whoring it out.

One of mine: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/beribboned-and-bowed.aspx


this is why you are awesome!

this place was/is jumping. is it over? i can't tell.

if it is... Hello Emerson.

Oh and I should thank Verbal too for being a DUDE about Lost Angels. I wish I could actually hug him. Wait, why's he running away?!

Uh, rach? I DO have a problem with yo bunny ears, actually. I left a pair of those on the stock room shelf and they went missing. They look identical to yours. Do you WANT to fight me? I grew up with two brothers. You can keep them but ONLY if you give me a pair of kitty ears. I need them for... uh... for... a story i'm writing.

My tab looks rather large. Bill, could you just shift it onto Mike's? Thank you kindly.

I'll have coffee.
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It's tough keeping all those partners straight when you're a collaborative slut! Believe me, I know how it is. ;-)



Amen to that! I have so many on the go - jeez. Gotta keep them happy with Skittles and stuff. Whew.

Anyway, I think The Hello Blowjob is utterly fantastic. There's a very wonderful thing - the characters could be normal, regular people who just do a mad thing. It's brilliant.
PARTY PARTY PARTY!!!!!

is is just me or have all recipients of the awesome award been Rump regulars?!

I WILL BUY EVERYONE A FREE HANNAH.

JEN GETS FREE DRINKS ALL FUCKING NIGHT!

PARTAKE IN THE PAR-TAY!!!
Omg yes! Jen has been so kind to me since i joined. she has a beautiful heart, does not take any bullshit and is like my idol! She also writes BRILLIANTLY!! THIS COULD NOT BE MORE DESERVED! I will buy you a Hannah at the bar to celebrate! smile
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Take it as a compliment and move on. I read your post and you worded it so as not to come off as a dick. But the fact that you posted it at all is kind of a dick move. When you have good enough sex that your bed is stained, don't gripe about it.


my bed is stained with coffee. :
A Hannah on the rocks, please.

Am back to work tomorrow. Thank God. I've been getting into way too much trouble being bored and at home.
Has this question been edited? Bringing icecream into the equation changes EVERYTHING.
The train in rush hour can be awful. And when you turn around everyone acts so innocent you don't have a clue. One time i was with my brother at a music gig of his friends and a guy grabbed my ass. My brother punched him in the face and then we ran (my brother is kinda skinny but still my hero!) I don't condone violence but...
UPDATED LIST OF THE "IN-CROWD'S" ENTRIES IN THE POETRY COMPETITION.

milk, butter, peaches, irn bru... oh wait. Wrong list.

Ahem.

Milik_the_Red - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/when-shall-we-wake.aspx
Sprite - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/let-me-be-your-juliet.aspx
Gillianleeeza - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/passions-two-faces.aspx
Verbal - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/beyond-1.aspx
MostPreciousLittle - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/invisible-ink.aspx
Burquette - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/its-never-just-a-fuck.aspx
RumpleForeskin - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/adieu-alan.aspx
VirgoGo - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/theater-of-war.aspx
Lauradj - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/if-you-really-see-eurydice.aspx
Oceanrunner - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/instruments-of-pain.aspx
Buz - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/crucified-for-your-love.aspx
Lilly - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/consumed-by-passion.aspx
TonyaL - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/what-is-passion-1.aspx
curvygalore - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/dancin-the-blues.aspx
LYFBUZ - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/the-exquisite-consequence-of-desire.aspx

Green_Man - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/flayed-to-the-bone.aspx
GoNE68 - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/passions-promise.aspx

honeydipped - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/tempestuous.aspx
PhilU - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/throws-of-passion.aspx

Yet to enter, but will enter: Emerson501, sweetsinner, apptobebad, HeraTeleia
Maybe: seeker4

Is Elizabeth entering? Gypsy? Trinket? The hat awaits yo names, people!

Tired now. I'll have a strong cup of PG Tips.
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Regarding the competition....it's already up to about 80 entries. It's one popular comp. --I'm betting, however, that several of those on Hannah!'s list will be among the finalists. Of course, it'll be weeks before we know....and there will surely be even more entries.

BTW, It'd be a pretty awesome milestone if the passion competition cracked a 100 entries! So if you're on the fence, just give it a shot. It's not like the damn thing needs to be hundreds of words long with lots of clever rhymes (or at least that's what I told myself...). Get Poet-ing!


YES! Lemme just update that list...
Phil and Nia's poems are so different but both brilliant! Sorry i doubted you Phil. It's just that youve been keeping your head down... even with all that virtual hair!

I'm so excited to have two new entries on the list! Today i will be going all out and making a shopping list too!LISTS....

Coffee please.
Honeydipped!!! I've seen you around but have been too dazzled to say hello. I'm so pleased you're here and thanks for linking your poem. I will gladly buy you your very first Hannah!!
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If Hannah's around - I may have accidentally moved off the "maybe" section of your list. And that's all I have to say about that



Phil. please clarify what you mean.

I'm willing to stay in the bedroom if it will assist you.

THERE ARE STILL TWO WEEKS

Don't make me sad. I might have to find a new bodyguard.
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If you're happy and you know it, clap your dicks.


I'm laughing out loud. This thread unexpectedly is hilarious.